Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 22nd March 2011 Written Update

The episode begins with the Sher-E-Gadha mounting on Dhawal-E-Ghoda....LOL



He prays to Aai Jagdambe 'He Aai Jagdambe ....bless us all' (and the atheist turns a believer...What an epiSmile) ...The crowd shouts Har har Mahadev (oye...confuse mat karo...Dutta Aai Jagdambe se maangne ko keh raha hai aur tum log Mahadevji ko kyun disturb kar rahe ho...ya phir dubbing mishtake haiConfusedLOL) Dutta rides away with his horse with his warriors following behind him on foot..... Ullu and Ullu ke pathas in jungle waiting for Dutta to come..one of the ullu ka patha asking Suds that Dutta bhau will come na...(oye!! tu bhi Dostana Angry)...Ullu says 'ofcourse he will (mera pyaar use kahin se bhi mere paas khinch layegaEmbarrassedLOL)....Dutta is not a coward (oye hoye you know that too...to phir to tujhe pata hoga woh definition tujhe par kitni fit baithti hai, hai naAngry) he will come to save his wife and family...'

Dutta's procession is moving forward in the jungle ...Ullu is telling Ullu ke pathas that 'He will come like a king, but go like a beggar Angry (acchaAngryShocked....11 min ke baad ye bol ke dikhana...Angry) from whichever way he comes, we will welcome him....hahahahaha' (kitna ganda hasta hai yeh....Dead)

Dutta and his procession are moving, at one point Dutta stops and signals them to stop....he says that Kala is very shrewd ...she must have laid traps and it would be very dangerous to go together..so we will go in different troops.... and everybody parts ways....

(And here I was reminded of that famous jailor scene from Sholay....Aadhe idhar jao ...aadhe udhar jao aur baaki bache mere saath aaoROFL....because that is exactly what happened here...Dutta told them to go in different troops,,,par gadho....ek troop Dutta ke saath bhi to jao ROFLROFLROFL*head desk* saare ke saare phail gaye...Dutta akela jayega...kud dimaagAngryLOL)

Kala and the hostages are shown....The kajrare naino wala BG is taking the family to a stick-grass made stage where there are three chairs...(kyunConfused aadmi 6 or kursia sirf teen?...bahut nainsaafi hai yeLOL) Kala watches that and then comes near them and tells them 'Congratulations!!!Confused... Vahinisaheb, Aaisaheb and Baaajirao, Since Dutta loves you very much I have made special arrangements for you.....Gaekwad!!! make them sit on the throne with full respect!!' (accha to yeh special segment hai...to aisa bol na ...ainveyi mein cost cutting ke against mein protest karne jaa rahi thiLOL)(by the way This is the first time since they were taken hostages that I see fear in everyone's eyes and too, tangible fear, I guess Roops still believed that her tai would just torture them in their house, but to be brought in this open is making her fears very visible...she is completely at a loss...so are AS and Madhu, Leela perhaps expected some part of it....All except Nakku and Baaji look as if they cannot still believe it...Kishore has as if resigned-to- his-fate look on his face...)
She tells the BGs to tie everyone, so Nakku, Baaji, AS are tied to the chairs and Kishore, Roops, Leela are tied to poles...

In the Jungle, Ullu is on the ground with some of his pathas, and some Ullu ke pathe have become bandar and have climbed the trees and are keeping a watch for the arrival of the SherLOL...and Dutta ki Sena is preparing itself for a guerilla attack....

and we have the Sher coming through the woods, riding Dhawal....Day Dreaming...(ok....let me take a deep breath....in...out ..in ...out.......*whew* okEmbarrassed....) some of the random Ullu ke pathas try to stop him, and the sher doesnot even stop his stride...he cuts them off with his sword and rides through them like he was clearing random weeds or playing polo..... LOL

Dutta ki Sena attacks the Back up BGs...One BG comes and tries to take aim at Dutta with a gun, and Dutta's ears gauge the nikkame ke aahat, and whoop...a knife inside the chest of the BGs....another one bites the dust....Clap(kya epi haiDay Dreaming)


Suds and his shifty eyes gauging danger accumulating around him, but could see nothing (ha to tu ullu hai na..you cannot see in day light ...come back in the night ...shayad kucch dikh jaayeTongue) ... Mahadev and his villagers finish off the BGs hiding in the trees and Dutta finishing off anyone coming in the way of his Vijay YatraStar

Kala watching the Hostages being tied up....the Kajrare naino wale BGs telling Baaji that why are you showing me your big eyes, I will take out your eyesAngry...(Nikkamme....tere kajrare naino se gotiyan na kheli na to uska naam Baajirao Shriram Patil nahiAngry) Kala tells him Gaekwad,....Let the two friends meet atleast, What will I do with two blind people...She taunts AS that you dont still believe that Dutta will come here and save you, do you...Baaji tells him that Kala, for your army, even I am enough...Kala tells that you have not lost your traits in spite of your condition...look around you ...there are mines all over...even if Dutta comes here he will not be able to escape alive....The whole family will be burnt to ashes, the only thing remains to be seen is who ever will die first (and I am pulling my hair, this is going just too much....What kind of mind blowing psychopath are you., Kalaaaaaa...Angry...btw the only sad part of it was long dialogues given to Kala....the set up was fantastic,,, the whole sinhasan and the security wall she has created around her...the stage where kala and seema are there and the stage where the hostages are bound, and we have a guard stage....the overall effect is very awesome-gruesome.....)


In the jungle the guerilla attack continues and Mahadev and his people have surrounded Ullu and Ullu ke patthe and red jeepDead..Ullu is looking here and there and suddenly realizes that his bandar pathas are not to be seen hanging from the trees so he gets a binocular miraculously lying on the hood of the tyre of the jeep and starts looking around through the binoculars. ..and voila...finds his BGs...lying on the ground like hippopotamuses lying in the water...dead to the world.....(his expression are just the thing to watch....his eyes spin in his head like a Russian roulette Wacko)... and he orders his pathas to be ready (his voice is all wobblySilly) and he shouts Dutta!!!!.....and shoots in the air...!!!Dead

The shooting sound worked like a cue for Mahadevji and the villagers and the whole Sena came out and attacked the Ullu and Ullu ke pathas....Mahadev attacks Ullu...Ullu gives him a punch and Mahadevji falls on the groundAngry...Ullu picks up the gun and takes aim (which he never in his life has....AngryLOL.... and tada.....!!!! we have our Sher coming and putting his sword point right inside the trigger of the Gun *siti bajao...dhol pito...nahi nahi Suds ko pito....Nacho gao band bajao....nahi nahi Suds ki bajao* DancingDancingDancingDancing..Kya epi hai kya epi haiDancingDancingDancing )
Dutta bhao music is playing and Dutta is looking at Suds and Suds realizes that his eyesight is back.... (Dutta doesnot need a sword...his looks can kill....hayeeee.....*gasps**swoon*....oye thud nai thud naiShocked....abhi Ullu ki pitai dekhni hai..usse pehle *thud* nahi karna hai...*iron control*Stern Smile...par bolna to banta hai...you know na....Wink...Can I have him, plzzzzzzTongue)
Realizing his eyesight is back, Ullu ki nani mar gai (Bhagwan uski aatma ko shanti deTongue) ..Dutta flings the revolver with his sword and gives Suds one maha gorgeous side kick Clap,,.and he climbs downDay Dreaming (and look at the ease of the man, he doesnot even hold the reigns when he does that....amazing....Clap) He walks towards Suds and you know Suds is done for ....(At this point of time, just look at Dutta....one look at his eyes and we know that he faces no dharamsankat like Arjun...he doesnot need a Krishna now, he is his own Arjuna, he is his own Krishna, he has this 'Virakt' expression on his face, the expression which Purshuram had when he cleaned the earth from Kshatriyas.....awesome...just awesome... *sigh* the man is going to be the death of me.....what an epi and what a character and what an actorClap)

Ullu shouts 'fire at him!!' (And I was like,ROFL you idiot, look around, tere saare pathe have long ago deserted you or are being beaten black and blue....who are you telling to fire,,,,,,, ROFL) Dutta approaches Suds like sher approaches his prey and Suds retraces his steps....he laughs saying that if anything happens to him Dutta will see dead bodies, and then how exactly will he save them ...Dutta answers him saying that 'Just like Shri Ram saved Sita from Ravana, just like Shri Krishna had saved people from Kansa.....he beats Suds black and blue...and get holds of his collar and shouts (Aha The vintage DuttaStar all angry-wangry...and totally menacingStar) Just like Pandava had defeated Kaurava in the battlefield...'
and with that he gives him one final punch...And Suds falls down ...and the chameleon he is ...suddenly changes colours and starts begging ....'I have done nothing, it is Kala taiAngry' (accha..aur jo abhi to bhikhari wala dialogue mar raha tha woh..uska kyaAngry...) Dutta catches hold of Sudarshan and tells him that 'now you will take me to Kala' and puts him on the horse like a sack of potatoesClap...(brilliant executionClap...Suds ki pitai....bechara PN ka jawaiROFLROFLROFL...ahh all my blood thirsty instincts have temporarily been satisfiedBig smile ...Kya epi tha...kya epi tha....)
Dutta then turns towards the villagers saying that from this point on it is my battle and my family....I am grateful to you for helping me till date and which I will never forget....but now I will go alone.... Confused(Arre bhai....bahadur sher,,,AS ke pyaare bacche....inko le jaa...saath mein, tere kaam ayenge...soch tujhe kuchh ho gaya to hamara kya hoga....wahhhhhhhhhhhhCry)

Mahadev gives some mysterious smile (was it mysterious or I felt like thatConfused) and tells Dutta that they will meet soon (Mahadevji pllzz plzzz meet real soon....usko akela mat chhodna....uske saath jao na plzzzzzEmbarrassed) ... Dutta takes everyone's leaveOuch and rides off with the sack of potato named Suds on his horse...

In Lalkhadi Kala and the hostagAngryes are waiting for Dutta to come, they are watching the road and can see the dust flying and the hostages are starting to have good vibes and Kala is all uncomfortable and she knows...that Dutta has come...she shouts 'AS, my ladla brother has come...or shall we say Dutta Damodar Patil is coming.'...(she is so rubbing in the name Damodar....Dead)...
Baaji tells her that Dutta has come after killing your people to put you on your death bed..and Kala tells him that you shall see....Baaji tells AS not to worry and tada.....hayyeee,...hayeeee,,,,mein ot bas gayi..*gasp**swoon**thud* ka bhi time nahi hai.....We hear the horse's nigh, and its riding sound....and in comes the hero with the sword in his hands, his horse coming like an arrow through the woodsDay Dreaming (this is one scene made for 70mm picture,,,it is so grand and classic...I have no words,,,am just ogling and ogling at the sheer charisma of this man,Day Dreaming) and Kala sits upright (sometimes I think she is so jealous of him, his persona, his vitality, his aura..she feels herself inferior...)...He comes like storm, sweeping everybody with him, Nakku smiles, AS happy , Kishore and Baaji are almost shy and ecstatic LOL...SeemaAngry (just look at her hair she looks horrendousAngryllooks like a mental ward patientLOL)
Kala looks at him and then looks back to see the reaction of her prisoners, Nakku, AS and Baaji...(she is such a person, waging mental wars against everyone....that look was so significant) But Dutta, Dutta doesnot look at anyone, ,...even when AS calls Dutta he doesnot look at his side (somehow I felt that this was deliberate...the amount of attachment he has towards these people, his looking at them would only have weakened him and hence he doesnot look that way, he knows Kala will be trying to jump on his weaknesses, and he was not showing them to herClap)
He throws Suds on the ground and Suds' body hits the ground like a big waste bag...Dutta doesnot even give Suds a second glance, infact his eyes do not even budge from Kala...he has maintained eye contact with her all along...Kala gets annoyed at seeing it...Dutta climbs down and pats his horse and sends him off (the way he is treating his horse, he is not even bothered about the hostile atmosphere around him....what an attitude...what an epi..kya epi hai kya epi haiStar)


He walks towards Kala, one measured step at a time....Nakku calls out Saab, AS calls out Dutta mera baccha, Baaji calls out Bhau I knew you would come...Dutta looks at them while walking...but doesnot stop walking towards Kala...Kala comes towards him and says that See, how lovingly he looks at me (and that is your dream na Kala,,. that is one thing you always hanker...his respect and love...but you could not share it...and hence you stooped so low....Ouch)

She asks him your eyesight has returned?? and Dutta closes his eyes...(such a remarkable gesture...he was as if saying that I had rather be blind then seeing this....his face doesnot have any emotion except anger and disgust towards her...but still he manages to convey that...excellentClap)

Kala tells him that you have met me after so many days...wont you hug me and she goes forward to hug him, but Dutta retraces his steps (at that point also, his expression does not waiver)....Kala tells him that he has not changed, his anger is still the same (you are wrong Kala, this Dutta is not that emotional fool Dutta, this is a calm cool, shrewd Dutta who has now learn to work up and chanelize his anger, you are in for a la grand suprise) Kala keeps on blabbering that you need to store your anger for better things,..Look there,(he looks at the hostages so reluctantly, because he knows, he just knows that his anger will not be controlled if he sees them like this, and he cannot see them like this, and right now he needs to guage the situation before blowing off his lidOuch...) your AS, your sisters, your love, your best friend and your bro in law all are tied in the thread of love, I just have to ignite that thread and kaboom!!! just like in diwali we light crackers....if you want to save your family you need to go through the land mines..Dutta has this pensive look and his patent side head bend ....



Kya epi tha,Kya epi thaKya epi thaKya epi thaKya epi thaKya epi thaKya epi tha Kya epi tha
do I need to day more...Fab episode...MR all the way...Kala to some extent grated on nerves, Seema looked like a Haloween Spook, Suds at his ullu best...AS, Nakku had nothing much to do...Leela and Madhu gave better expressions...Kishore was good too....Mahadev was having a gala time and so were Ranga and bhola....but the episode belonged to only two animals....Gadha and ghodaLOL...no seriously MR had hardly any dialogues but he stole the entire epi, our hearts and the whole show too...fab fab fab performance...Clap

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