Laagi Tujhse Lagan 26th May 2011 Written Episode

Mein aa gai…
Nahi nahi!!! ye kya haal bana ke rakha hai!!!
Kucch lete kyun nahi!!!
Zeher le lo!!
Bade saste mein milta hai!!
Ek chutki zeher ki kimat tum kya jaano Diggu babu
Ha to thik hai na…sab log bakwaas kar rahe hai, to maine bhi socha…mein bhi kar lu
Chal chalo!! aap log na bahot bak bak karte ho…aur mera update phir late ho jaata hai
Chal to chalein…
Kaha…??
arre wahi…badbudar, kichhaddar…gandi basti mein baar baar lagatar…
Chalo chalein!!!
and ofcourse…Gali gali mein shor hai…ke jab mein udpate karti, tab screen pe aata kaun chor hai
Diggu sleeping on a chair along the bedside on which Nakku is sleeping…(Kaash raat bhar aise rehne se uski neck akkad jaye..aur zindagi bhar ke liye back pain bhi ho jaye)….Mai is sleeping on the floor along with the army of children,,,
Baaji is sleeping with…errr …not with…I mean besides Badhshah, on a SEPARATE khatiya ……
Nakku wakes up suddenly and looks around and at Diggu sleeping in a chair beside her bed…
She walks out of the house and Baaji also has woken up and is wandering on the terrace and he sees Nakku…
He runs to her and starts calling her Nakku…Nakku apparrently is in a trance and doesnot answer him back…he drags her aside and and starts asking her…where has she been and how worried they were…
Nakku just looks on…he tells her that you really don’t remember anything…(arre Baaji rao…tujhe kya lagta hai…hum kyun itne din se apna sar patak rahe hai)
Baaji tries to make her remember her past…that she is Babi and Ganpat’s daughter and she has a kid brother named Sethji (hahahahahah this is so cute…I mean it actually made us remember also that this was the background from which Nakku came from..otherwise we all would have conveniently forgotten this,,,) Then he narrates that you met Dutta nd you saved him and then he saved you and then you came to PN and then you got married twice and then you got lost in the jungle (Baaji Rao!!! aise koi yaddasht wapas laata hai….this is so mega confusing…she saved him and he saved her and then they went round and round for like forever and ever…)
He tells her that she is the wife of Dutta…Dutta Shriram Patil (wah hhh hhh hhh!!!! Duttta a a a a a aa a a a a a a!!!!!!!!) he tells her that the doll is not Dutta…he tries to make her remember that the last time they had gone to the temple together…after that what happened???? where is Dutta?? where is your saab?? (And now don’t tell me that she doesnot remember this also… I mean she kept on having Flashbacks of temple like forever and the chanting too…and now she doesnot say anything???? yikeksss!!!!!)
Diggu is watching…and Baaji feels his eyes on him (haye haye!! Baaji rao…I suddenly had that preview of Diggu jumping down from the foyer and breaking into the song ‘Taakte rehte tumko saanj savere’ ..those heart wale glasses will also suit him too much na..
.*looks around and sees Chulbul glaring* *ducks from the gunshots*,,,,heheheheheeh I took my thursday revenge
errrmmm…getting back to the udpate
Baaji looks around to see Diggu and he gets a bit afraid….(Baaji rao,,,,Patil family ki naak kat di tune, Nakkate …Tu iss Digamber the Sitamgar se darr gaya) …
Diggu comes there catwalking …Baaji tells him that Saiba was walking outside alone…and I stopped her…
Diggu walks towards her concerned and holds Nakku by her shoulders (and Baaji is watching the show silently,,,Taaliyaan and Sityan for the complete murder of Baaji Rao Patil )He shakes her and asks her that where were you going…Nakku shrugs off his touch..(hahahahahah …Shabbash Nakku…)
Mai comes there and scolds Diggu (arre Mai scoldding se kucch nahi hoga…do chaar jhapet laga de, danda chaihiye?? ye letabhi sudhrega ye bina puncch ka Saandh ..) She tells him that you remember when your vishnu dada went I also used to be like this…at this time a person needs sympathy and love…you had given me at that time (tujhe diya na!! bas khush ho ja…Nakku ko dene ke liye usko sar chadhane ki koi zarurat nahi hai, Samjhi na Mai??…)
She takes Nakku inside and Nakku is in deep thought or something…she stares at baaji while going…but does not speak a thing…
Diggu walks off from there…(and I breath a bit freely…!! nahi to!! jab tak wo tha I had that big hanky pressed on my nose na…Badbudar kichaddaar!!!)
Baaji goes to a shop and takes the phone there and dials numbers and is worried that no one of the pnwasis is picking up the phone…He gets pensive on whether NS has done something to the PN wasis..
Gaanvdevi mandir dharamshala (I swear Gaun devi is going to shift somewhere in near future…Patil wasis ka itna terrorism hai Mata ke upar, ke Mata is planning to shift somewhere upar)
Leela and Kishore are pacing the floor in some room and Roops comes in running to inform that AS is not seen anyhwere ..(haye haye..aaj tujhe bhi dialogue mila hai,,,,kya baat hai..finally LTL people realized that they are paying you to do nothing) .
Leela worried that what will happen now…Kishore jhadoing philosophy on himmat se kaam lena …(Shup up man!! for once put action in place of words and get going before that mota drum roll falls on someone and creates a rock and roll and buries hundreds of people under her)
they start searching for the mota pendulum…
Diggu is sitting near Nakku and he.brings water and gives it to his Saiyba…he keeps on rambling..but Nakku stays staid and unmoved…
He gets tired of rambling and tells her that (this needs to be said in hindi) mein ekdum dariya ke paani ke maafik chhap chhap kiya ja rahah hoon and thu ekdum chup chup baitha hai,,(to nacho ab!! chhai chhap chhai chhapaaak chhai)
He brings some food packet and tells Nakku that See what I brought for you…he brings out Panipuri…and says that you will think that I am mad na…(na she does not think anything..but ask us …we will give you a complete certificate)
He tries to make her eat..but she is in a state of shock and just stares in empty space…(by the way the food is wrapped in silver foils wah wah Diggu tu to advanced banda ho gaya hai)
He gets frustrated because she doesnot talk to him and he sees shiv parvati idos and remembers Nakku worshipping them and tells her that you have not offered flowers to the diety come let us pray…he tries to take her with her hand…but she doesnot move…he sits on the ground holding her hand and pleads her to talk with him…(At this point of time I am really feeling sorry for this character..they did not treat him right, they are making him fall so hard, and soon they are gonna just use and throw it away…awww…CVs)
Nakku doesnot move…and he gets mad…saying that when I told you to shut up you were talking and now you are quiet…still she doesnot speak and so he just says . I wont talk to you and walks off…he meets baaji at the door…Baaji had been listening perhaps and sees Diggu and that diggu has tears in his eyes…
Diggu walks away and baaaji walks after him (baaji Rao…yaha par Nakku akeli hai …you could have talked to her and you follow Diggu…
idhar to dostana chhod re…)
Diggu is sitting at some shed and Baaji follows him…he is ranting and has hurt himself on his hand…he is telling Baaji that this is why I dont let anyone near…I lose everything and everyone who is near and dear to me…that is why I wanted to give her to the police station when I found her at the beach…but when I saw her innocent face I thought I need to make her conscious and ask her where she has come from and then to send her back to her place…and Baaji realizes that he has found her at the beach…Diggu rants how he took her to the mental hospital but could not keep her there and how she kept on eating her head with her chanting saab saab .. he says that is why I gave her the doll…badshah told me no ..dont give her false hopes…but I did and I should not have given that…and even If I had I should have tried to save the doll from the fire…he almost on the verge of crying…
Baaji then realizes that he has found nakku like this and that something must have happened to Dutta…(finally Baaji ke dimaag ki batti jali jali jali)
Mai is watching this from afar and then when she sees Diggu out of control she comes and Diggu again runs to her and cries and tells her to ask nakku to talk to her…Mai sees the injured hand of Diggu and she feels for him and tells him that badshah is going to do something about her…both are crying
The PN clan is still searching..leela is all ranting about the greatness of AS and how she gave everything to them (abe oye!! wo moti ne nahi ..tere bhau ne tujhe sab diya…usko kabhi dhoondhne ka programe bhi banao!!! ) Leela is saying that if anything happens to AS then she will never firgive suds…Roops suddenly remembers that she has one more brother in law, other than the sorry excuse of a man walking beside her..and asks where is Suds…Leela says that he sold off all the jevellery, now he must be enjoying the money somewhere …finally roops realizes that they should not have trusted suds and given him all the jeweller (kya karu!! aarti utaaru!! sanmaan karu!! iss budhimatta ke liye Chanaykya puruskar pradan karu) and…Kishore again with his bhashan…on how everything is dependent on God…and vagerah vagerah!!!
AS is sweeping the temple and a purohit coming there (Wait guys!! before the speculations start coming I must clarify that this one is not the same !! this is another purohit) he is teliing her that he is sorry to see her in this state (well we are not.!! she deserves to do something in her life!! for once, except fainting and fluctuating like a big genda size pendulum) He says that though I cant help you because patilwadi people will not let me (hai!! !PWs wont let him help Dutta’s family!!)
He tries to give her money and AS tell him that all my life I have given people this time I am not going to take (fine to ye mother India wala sweeping stunt kyun kiya re moti) ..all you do is give me my wages after I clean the mandir (Arre moti budddhi, wahi to wo kar raha tha…aur tune use bhi apne bhashan se paka diya…ab ye purohit bhi tere haath se gaya…kya karegi tu ab)…the purohit puts back the money in hs pocket and he says ok and goes…
AS gets sick and is about to fall down when her nikkamme clan comes rushing and catches her (thank god!! warna Gaundevi ki murti ucchall ke Patilwadi mein jaa girti, bhukamp ki wajah se)
And Roops is telling As that you should have told me to do (haye haye!! tujhe keh ke kya faayda..you wont know one end of the broom from the other…khamkha ek broom waste ho jati aur mandir ke tiles bigadte woh alag…aur log cute na !! sun ke bhaagte wo double penalty)
…and AS says am alright…and she coughs…and they see blood spitting out of her mouth
Precap: Children trying tricks to make Nakku talk but apparrently nothign works so Diggu takes her by hand and takes her…Mai akss her what happened where are you taking her..Diggu tells them that thy have tried and done what they could…now he will do what needs to be done…

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 29th April 2011 Written Update

DigguuuAngryAngryAngry driving ambulance...now am wondering whether this is ambulance cum van ...because I sure cannot make out what is thisConfused...Diggu driving and his half baked friend sitting beside him...Diggu telling him that today there is no dhaba in sight and am hungry...Badshah says that when she was giving food to you, you denied...and now you are hungry ...Nakku is sitting beside him smiling...and Badshaha tells him that look she is so happy (Oye!! use hamare chehre dikhana...we are so angry, irritated, frustrated, sad, depressed, repressed...everything...dikhta nhaiAngry aankhein hai ya tinchbuttonAngry...) The half baked friend tells him that she is happy because she thinks that we have brought her for a drive, but we have come for work...he asks Diggu what is it that they are going to do...Diggu evades the answers ...and says that he is hungry..(Mar ja!!!!...bhukh se mar ja.!!..Angry).and Nakku takes out the vadapau and gives it to him telling him that she has brought it for him... (Oye PagliShocked...ye kya kar diya.Ouch..dont do this to usCry...)..Diggu takes it reluctantly and eats it (Bhukkhad Angry...thuns le!! Angryaur chahiye?? truck bhar ke mangva du...??? phir tu uske tyre ko bhi vada samajh ke kha jayega...AngryAngryAngry)
Nakku is saying something and Diggu says that he needs to find from where she came from and (am like we are also going to send you where you came fromAngry... )

Patilwadi...

AS is climbing the stairs (and me counting the minutes till the stairs collapse under her weightTongue ) she has a big photo frame in her hand, and it is TaSha...(And take a guess which photo it is ... I mean they have been so consistent in showing every photograph out of the blue that this one is going to be a piece of cake... AS is having a photo of Nakku's first day dreamROFLROFLROFL The day dream had AS too ROFLROFL..are they doing it on purpose...I mean every photo they show is something extraordinary, which could not have been taken in a frameAngry)
She is having FBs of Police entering the house for searching and then finally NS stopping the police...(Ye lo!! uss kallumal ke sapne dekhne the to dekhti, par Tasha ki photo ke saath kyun dekh rahi hai!! Rakh photu niche rakh and then you day dream about that kalluAngry)
She enters Tasha's room and sees Baaji over there and is shocked and says that you had me frightened...She asks what is he doing here...Baaji says that he was missing bhau very much and so came over (awww...Baaajiii...we also missing him very much... Dutttaaa
aaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! waahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cry)

AS saying that Baaji are you ready? for the meeting today that is called by NS??? today there is going to be the decision on who will manage patilwadi...???
Baaji says that I am ready...Patilwadi is Dutta's (ye mere bhau ki amanat hai...awww Baaji Embarrassed... big hugs to you for saying thatHug...it is indeed his amanat and no Nana, Kana, bana can come and take it..Angry..)... He assures AS that he will not let this go in some wrong hand and Tells AS he needs to meet Kale before the meet to know about who is the one who had played this game and called the police...(Ye le!! abhi bhi Kale!!!D'oh...uss inefficient balloon ko chhod... aur khud pata laga!!!Ouch)

AS is left alone in the room and she looks around and has tears in her eyes,,...And she talks to Dutta saying that Plz come back..I am waiting for you...I am waiting for you and Nakusha (oh really!!! you remember her??? I thought you had forgotten your son had married twice to the same woman!! and you had actually brought tsunami in LTL crying along with her mother onceAngry) She says that till you come back I will protect Patilwadi...When you come back you will find patilwadi as it was ...(Oye!! kya as it was!!!Angry dikhta nahi !! nothing is as it was...everything has turned into some creative minds horrendous idea!!!Cry).

Nakku, Diggu and the half baked friend:

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 28th April 2011 Written Update

The episode starts... with... aye haye...oye hoye...wah wah ...
jiski yaad mein guzare mein pal pal taare gin gin..
jo raha meri aankho ke saamne raat raat din din,
kaash use le jaaye aake koi alladin ka jin jin,
warna mein lungi iss torture ka lungi badla gin gin...hahahahaha...*evil laugh*

To aapko samajh aa hi gaya hoga ki mein kis nazare ki baat kar rahi hoon, ...

Hamare pyaare, Digamber the sitamger...baithe hai hospital mein apni Mai ke saath and his half baked friend who is sitting right next to him peeling apples ...LOL...Mai is saying that you have done so much for me and Diggu saying that I did what I felt was right, you happy so me happy...Mai says that when I come home, I will nazar utaro you (sorry dont know the translationLOL...what will it be...bring down the sightTongueLOL) (And arre Maii, iss kajrare ko kiski nazar lagegiConfused...us par nazar padegi to lagegi naLOL)
He snatches the fruit plat from his half baked friend and feeds the fruit to Mai and Mai is very happy seeing him like this but gets worried as to what happened to Nakku...Diggu tells that I have not tied her and she is in my kholi with the chillar party (Angrytune use apne sadiyal si kholi mein rakhaAngry..) Mai is happy...she says that you left her in your dungeon?? Diggu is all offended...and Mai tells her that now she is your responsibility and Diggu says that I cannot keep her ...once you come back she is coming with you ...
Mai tells him that Badshah has told her, you had taken her to mental hospital but then brought her back (yes he thought that his house was a bigger pagalkhana,..she was likely to be torture morein his house than there, hence the actionTongueLOL) Diggu has flashbacks of what had happened in the hospital and said that he could not have left her there...Mai and Badshah signal each other and laugh and Diggu gets all conscious ...and Mai tells him that how much have you changed ?? (arre Mai...tere kapde change hue hai,,,,baaki koi farq nahi hai,,,wo wahi tera badbudar, kapde udhar, jute bimaar, and bina socks ka diggu hai,,,Pechan use pehchanTongueLOL)...
Diggu gets a phone call and he makes a run (hayyeee..aise hi LTL se kab bhaag raha hai reTongue hum taaliya aur seetiyaan bajayengi aapki catwalk ke liyeDead)...he instructs his half baked friend to make provision for Mai's apple of the eye's food and the children and leaves and Mai watches him leave and says that how much has he changed D'oh

Suds and...AND...aND...RoopsShocked

Roops and Suds walking in PN and Roops saying that after Bhau everything has changed, police entered this house ...Suds blames it on BaajiAngry...He says that if Patilwadi would have been under his control none of this would have happened...now it is under NS...and Roops tells him that NS had given him a chance (HainConfused first of Roops talking is likeShockedShockedShocked...Roops talking sense is likeShockedShockedShockedShocked and Roops knows this deal is likeShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked...ye kya ho raha hai bhia...ye kaunsa serial hai hume bata do...bechari updater ko nahi pata chalega to woh logo ko kaise bataeygi..I tell you,from tomorrow I will be putting this update on the general forum...jiski serial ka bhai woh claim kar lenaLOL)
Suds and Roops argue a bit about this and then Roops says that Kala could be behind this and Suds suddenly turns like a cat on the hot tin roof...jumpy wumpy ...ohhh!! my pants on fire!!!LOL...he reacts saying that you are doubting me like Baaji and Roops says that Kala is not the one who will sit quiet and she will not spare anyone especially you who was once her ally...(and just look at Suds expression...the one man who has been consistent in this whole transistion period...the blood actually drains out of his face and to his knees...the man who is not so scared of Dutta as he is of Kala...LOL)
He starts talking to himself with Roops listening that Kala cannot do that ..she is alone and cannot do this...and while talking he is all sweating like a pit..errr...I mean sweating profuselyTongueLOL ...Roops asks him the reason and saying that why is he so afraidd and that it means he is with Kala or he is afraid of Kala...(and she is actually making him count with her fingers raised like explaining to a kid...Roops has suddenly grown upShockedLOL)...Suds gets all wet behind the ears and walks away saying that dont make my dimaag ka dahi...ShockedTongueLOL
LOLTongue
Basti

Children outside Diggu's house (errr whatever that dungeon is calledDead)...and talking to Badshah about food and they enter inside where Nakku has turned the whole house upside down ...they ask her what is she doing and she says that there is nothing in the house and she is hungry and is searching for food ( I really dont know whether to laugh or cry...this is my tubelight vahini who could survive without food for what seemed like months...would be doing vrats and upvaas for her Saab to come back and now she is asking for food and crying because she is hungry...Ouch...wahhh
hhhCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryDuttaaa!!!!!!!Cry)

The children tell her that this is Diggu's kholi, you wont find food over here and she says that then she will make food . puran poli and gajar ka halwa...she needs the stove and the children tell her that those all things are at Mai's house and Nakku tells them to take her there and jinga gets irritated and whispers to Chendya and Nakku is asking her whether he is complaining about her (the way she says meri chugli kar raha hai...was so very sweet...I swear I could kill someone for this character assassinationAngryAngryAngry)

Badshah tells her that we will eat all that later on right now she can have vada pau...and Nakku keeps on ranting about how she used to prepare gajar ka halwa for her saabOuch

Two white cars come and are about to clash with each other and how I wished the brakes would have failed and I would have seen the last of the two apple of someone named brinjal's eyes...aankhein phoot jaati uski...humari aankhein baksh jaatiAngry
Angry

you know na whom am I talking about??? Noo!! to ye lo1!!Tongue
Pesh karte hai...
Diggu aur NSTongue

Diggu and NS

Is bhikhari ke paas van haiConfused...oye!! oyeee!!!!!! you AngryAngryAngry...ambulance le ke ghum raha hai!! phir se hospital se churaya tune ambulanceAngry...isko pakdo, pito maro!!! koi to kucch karo!!!!AngryAngryAngry

Diiggu climbs down and does a lot of cat walking towards the car in which the fair and handsome ..aye haye...oye hoye...NS betha hai...aaj phir se gora wala make up hai...black and white chameleon kahi ka,,,Diggu apologizes and climbs in the car and says that sorry for being two minute late (Kaash..tu 2 mahine late hota...Ouch)...NS puts hand on Diggu's cheek and says that it is ok...I would have waited for two births for you...Shocked (Haye!! ye lo!! hum kham kha diggu and Nakku ki LS ka intezar kar rahe hai...yaha to janamo janam ka rishta bandh chuka hai...aur khamkha iiss janam ke janjaal mein uljhe hai...ye moh maaya ko tyaag ,,,ab bas hume Dutta ka naam japana haiLOL) ...NS gifts him a wrist watch and Diiggu says that whatever I have is all yours...NS says that tell me whether you like it or not...Diggu says that I will always keep it with me...(ab batao...sach batao..agar maine ye dialogues ainveyi likhe hote ,,,to you would have thought na ke hubby wifey ke dialogues haiLOL...sach bataoWink...kitna cute relation hai inkaEmbarrassed... I can imagine NS singing...
aaja meri gadi mein baith jaa..
aaja meri gadi mein baith jaa,
wrist watch dilaunga,
coochi coochi khilaunga,
round bhi maraunga beech par....Tongue
Diggu saying that you called me after so many days...(owww,,,,,,NS tell me na you missed me...I miissed you tooDead..Gosh how crass can this getAngryAngryAngryAngry)...and NS saying that I have some work for you and Diggu saying that I have learnt from you only...me your student (Oye!! NS.!! tune kya paathshaala kholi hai..!!! saare tere bache!! sab tere ko guru maante1!!...Dead)...Diggu says that whatever you say will be done and then NS tells him something in mute...and Diggu saying that your work will be done...(oye tujhe mute mein kyun nahi rakha Angry)...NS warns that he has high security alert in his house but Diggu tells that it will be done...and NS tells your reward. Diggu says that our relation is not about money and takes NS's hand and puts it on his head ...
NS tells him that I like you very much (Lo!! ab ek ghutne pe jaake propose bhi kar le!! phool ki zarurat nahi,,woh gandi si daaru ki baatli se bhi propose karega tab bhi Diggu ha bol degaTongue)He says that I like you because you dont touch my feet, people who touch the feet, backstabShockedShockedShocked...(ye funda kaha se laya tu re!!! ghanchakkar!!! chameleon1!! gande badbudar kallumal!!! purane safari ki biki hui dukaan se fenke hue maal!!! tere saare daant gir jaaye!! or chudaooli ki raani tujhse kahe ke aapko dekh ke humein lajja aati hai!!!Dead)
Diggu climbs out of the car and walks back to his ambulanceTongue

Nakku, Children and here comes Diggu...AND...AND...Dutta's FBsCry

Nakku roaming around the house and sees beer bottles and has flashbacks of her trying to stop Dutta from drinking and Dutta pushing her out of the roomCryCryCry ...Dutta smashing bottles after Sups ran away...Cry...and says that she will throw everything away,,,,she starts pouring the beer outside window and Diggu enters and sees Nakku in the act and gets mad and takes her by the shoulders and scolds her and Nakku tells that beer is bad and I didnot let Saab drinking and wont let you drink alsoOuchOuch...And Diggu says that I dont want to hear saab...The children come inside hearing the shouts and Nakku is repeating the same and Diggu is getting madder and saying that I should have tied you...do you know why I drink (naaa...plz enlighten us naDeadDeadwe are dying to listen to your story...errr.. I mean we would die rather than listen to your storyAngry)...he says he drinks because without drinking he cannot sleep (Oye!! *smacks her head for listening* to sleeping pills le le!! daaru kya koi lalla lalla lori hai ,,,,!!! idiot!!!Angry) and he kicks a box aside in frustrated anger and walks to a corner...Nakku comes there and asks him you are hungry??? I have saved some vada pau for you...you eat so that you wont get angry ...The children smile and Badshah says that see!! she istaking so much care...Diggu mellows down a bit but says that he cannot eat, he needs to go out for work and tells Badshah to get ready..Badshah asks him that will we let this girl here alone???...Diggu looks at Nakku thinking something...

Precap: Diggu Badshah Nakku in a truck, Diggu goes out for some work and Baaji comes near the truck talking on the phone and it seems like Nakku sees him but doesnot recongize himOuch

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 27th April 2011 Written Update

The epi starts with the kids being angry with Diggu...Diggu brings back Naku...Naku steps out of the van n asks about Mayi...the kids get happy n run to her...basti people protests on bringing back Naku to basti...as they consider her for responsible for Mayi's ill health...but Diggu snaps at them saying...they dnt hav to worry for her...he'll be taking care of her n she doesn't aware of Mayi's condition...the peoples goes their way...n Diggu takes Naku inside a room...having empty beer bottles n carom boards...Naku starts searching for Mayi...Diggu says Mayi has gone out...n come back soon...n asks her to sleep...but Naku sttops him saying she's afraid of sleeping alone...Diggu agrees to stay there with her...Naku sleeps while Diggu sits there drinking...
The kids are peeping on the window...Diggu asks them to come in...Diggu asks them why they are watching like that...he's not going to harm her...Naku informs the kids Diggu saves her from mad women...they thanks him...n then they asks how Naku will live in his shabby kholi...Diggu asks them to stop the nonsense n sleep...Naku asks for water...Diggu gives her the beer...when the kids protest...he brings water for them n asks them to manage without glass...Naku notices some plant near the window...n brings one of its leaves...she remembers how Dutta gave her water during JMM (after TaSha marriage...when Naku took the bullet)...n gives the kids water in the same way...she asks Diggu too if he wants some but he refuges...
In PN...police wants to search PN as they suspect them to be involved in drugs fiasco...Baaji protests...but AS stops him n tells inspector he's misinformed as Dutta hates drugs...she blames the one behind TaSha's diappearance to be spreading such rumours...but they say they hav to search as its their duty...just then NS comes there n tells them...they can't search PN without warrant...n he assures they are being misinformed...n guarantees PN is not involved in such things...inspector agrees n but before leaving he says he'll not take it lightly as PN is in verge of destruction...after they are gone...NS wonders who's this traitor...n blames Baaji n Suds of being irresponsible...Suds n Baaji tries to give explanation...but NS doesn't take it...Baaji assures he'll find the traitor...n is going out of PN...when NS stops him...he calls someone n asks to arrange a meeting regarding PW...then he says he will himself take responsibilty of PW now...n promises he'll stop all ill elements...after his leaving...AS cries out asking Dutta to return as his people n kingdom are in danger...the epi ends on AS...
Precap- Roops points out to Suds Kala might br behind this drugs fiasco in PW...she asks Suds to take care...as Kala never ceases to take revenge...neither she forgives anyone...
Girls...i m not happy about all those arguments that happened in yesterday's update thread...i dnt want it to be repeated...i dnt hav anything against those who are liking this track...but u hav to understand those members who hav commenting against it...are just trying to make me feel better...as they all know how much i love Dutta...how doing this update is a torture for me...their comments really cheers me...n i dnt think there is any wrong in some humour...so if u dnt like someone's comment...just ignore it...and humour is allowed but refrain from using names for character n actors...

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 22nd April 2011 Written Update

And in case you are wondering that what is the View bie reminder doing in this update...and get all riled up and run to the modz complaining, why did they do this injustice and made me the viewbie..then let me assure you that you need not do that...no Mod in his/her right mind is going to do that ...and am just Copy pasting what Fivr msged me ...she didnot want to give me the reminder and told me to remind myself by putting this up on the update ...
And Copy pasting se yaad aya
Me not in a good mood...
And dont ask me why

Copy karne wale!!!! tere bacche jiye,
aur tera khoon piye...

and you know what?? I know this will also be copied and pasted on other sites without any application of mind and realizing that Lallu!! it is addressing you!! kucch to sharam kar!!!..Credit bhi nahi dete mujhe

To no gaana-bajaana aaj...me mega pissed off

Diggu giving Mai a bag full of money (Oye!! you doing a Kala??? Kal you were a bhikhari and now you turned a bag full of money wala don) ...he says that this is for the treatment of that girl and Mai tells that I dont take your money But Diggu says that they had talked about it yesterday and I had told you that I will arrange for the money for her treatment.. Mai has flashbacks of Nakku and her antics till date and her bonding with Nakku and Diggu hands her the money ...and Mai says that I dont know why I am ready to take money from you for her treatment and Diggu gives her the address and name of the doctor and Mai tells him that he needs to come with them...
He sees Nakku playing with Children outside and has flashbacks of Nakku too...and he wonders if she could be treated (arre !! to phir why do you want her to send her for treatment...what logic is this) and Mai says let us see and she also watches Nakku and looks back at the painting of the temple on the wall that was drawn by Nakku ...

PN
The handsomest Man on earth catwalks in PN and has a wardrobe malfunction...... I mean Suds walks inside and trips over a step and falls down and his bag full of money opens and the money spills over and Baaji and Leela (Oye!! tu hai ..tu to RBO mein thi na???...woh ultra short skirts mein, itne short ki teri ek LTL ki sareee se tere pure mahine ke RBO episodes ke skirts ban jaye) ,,,,and Baaji taunts Suds...(Baaji...don't degrade yourself yaara,,,,why do you do this to us and yourself) ...Suds answers back and Leela asks him how did he get so much of money and Suds tells that he got it out of some deal...Baaji tells Leela that now Suds has become a big man with big money and Suds says that dont make husband and wife fight (hainnn glad you reminded us...we had forgotten your marital status)
He says Leelu...dont listen to Baaji...I have done nothing wrong and Baaji loses it and says did I say that you did anything wrong...you yourself said it and now tell me...you made a deal with whom and sold whose land and Suds said that you are not my boss and I will not report to you and I have brought this money home, not wasted it anywhere else...Baaji says that nobody is the boss here...and NS said everybody is to work with each other then why did you deal by yourself...and Suds says that I dont trust you and says that you want to take Bhau's chair and Baaji gets mad and they start fighting and AS drops in...(like a bomb on hiroshima Nagaski)
Baaji tells her that did you see how he was talking and how he has got the bag full of money and says that he is again doing something wrong and Suds starts shouting too and AS miraculously doensot faint...(Faint ho na re!! itna accha fight chal raha tha...Baaji had got Suds collar and we were again to witness Suds dhulai...kyun aai re to beech me apna faltu ka rona leke)
She starts crying and joins her hands and says that I beg you, dont give me more pain and says that I trusted you and gave you the control of Patilwadi but today you proved that there is no one who can take Dutta's place)
(Moti!!! Pendulum ki ammma!!!! !! tujhe kide pade!! teri moti body mein helium bhar du and send you in the galaxy so that you can go round and round around Jupiter you wanted them to take place of Dutta you moron!!! abhi ke abhi faint ho ja and coma mein chali jaa tu)
Baaji tries explaining but she is not ready to listen and says that I dont trust you and I see darkness in Patilwadi's future and asks Leela to dial NS's number (teri LS badhani thi to koi aur tarah se badhati...bacho ke saamne to kuchh lihaaz rakhti) She is saying that NS is right (ofcourse,,,now his every word would be golden for you)...that an empty chair is the root cause of every evil...now I will have to give Patilwadi in somebody's hand and doesnot listen to anybody...
She takes the phone and goes on a side to talk (Kyun re...what is so secret!! if it is about Patilwadi why not talk in between everybody) ...NS is doing puja of Shiva and receives the phone and AS says that you were right, we need to give Patilwadi to someone...And NS asks whether there is a problem (ofcourse...ek Kala kallumal jaisa problem hai na...tu!!! and you again turned black...what is wrong with you...ek colour pe 2 din to kayam reh ja...Chameleon kahi ke)and AS says no but i think there might be...and we need to decide and NS says that would you be able to see anyone except Dutta( waahhh...Duttaaa aaa) AS says that it would be difficult(DIFFICULT...say it would be IMPOSSIBLE...MA ke naam pe NS se bada black spot kahi ki!!!) But I have to think about the whole Patil wadi and two Senapati dont make a badshaah (Wah!! tu bhi chess ki zubaan bolne lagi...NS ka kya zordar asar hai tujhe par AS) I need you to find a good person for Patilwadi...(Abe!! bacchi ke shaadi ke liye ladka dhundh rahi hai kya??? how can you ask him to find a good person for Patilwadi!!) She says that she completely trusts her as he is Dutta's Guru ( what should I say to this...except)

NS says ok and cuts the phone and smiles a wolf like smile and AS goes all Aai jagdamb...

Mai And Nakku

Mai is preparing food and Nakku is helping...Mai is not feeling well and Nakku sees this and wipes off the sweat off Mai's face with her duppatta ...(such a heart breaking scene...these days Nakku makes me cry always)...Mai watches her with love ...
Nakku calls her Aai...and Mai gets all whoosy whoosy and says that I love when you call me Aai...and Nakku asks what are you makking?? puranpoli and Mai says that no...I am making Daal, because they come to eat na...and Nakku says yes he will come and eat Daal...he eats anything made by me...Mai gets sad but says that yes he will come, or he will get a beating from Mai...Nakku says that yes, you tell him like this, but not like this, talk to him in high voice so that he gets afraid and never leave me

Mai is feeling absolutely not well and shouts for the children but her voice doesnot come out and so Nakku says that not like this..you will have to shout and she shouts like her...Mai smiles but gets more ill and starts to faint and Nakku makes her lie on the bed...
Mai tells her to call the children but Nakku says that no need,,,they will come and wont let you rest...and starts pressing her legs...
Chendya comes in and sees Mai lying on the bed...he asks what is wrong and Nakku tells him that she is resting but Chendya senses something wrong and runs to Diggu...

Precap: Mai is taken in the ambulance and Nakku climbs in after her, Diggu tells her not to come and drags her out and into the house and ties her to the window telling her if something happens to his Mai then she would have had it...

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 21st April 2011 Written Update

Kal me was like ...what are they subjecting us to...yeh sab sunne se pehle mere kaan kyun nahi phat gaye...but then you know na...my sense of humour...to socha aaj uske kaan kyun na phaad dalu jiski wajah se mera yeh haal hua.. .Geniusji...Bhagwan kare aapke bacche jiye...aur har roz aapka khoon piye.
.jaise aap hamara pite ho

Chalo...dil ki bhadaas out...me ready to face another episode of ....of...of... pata nahi...kuchh bhi, jo bhi, jisse bhi jaise bhi, lagan lagani ho..usse lagao lagan....

And ofcourse as soon as I log in I get to see...Lo! and behold! Diggu the Piggu and his better half....Badshaah(to better half hi hai na...he is better than Diggu the Piggu because anybody is better than Diggu the Piggu and he is half...yesterday only he said that na...to hua na better of half of Diggu the Piggu)..both are in fusion....(oye kud dimaag!! ...I mean to say that they are playing mouth organ and violin in jugalbandhi) ...and voila!!( jiska humein, tha interzaar, jiske liye dil, tha bekaraar, wo ghadi ,,,,nahi nahi... wo gaadi aa gai aa gai...aur ...) there climbs down the flower garden called Kala and Diggu the piggu says that here comes the phonewali calamity...Badshaah is all ogling at her and says that she looks clever..(clever ..sach bata...yehi kehna chahta tha ya kucch aur.tere expressions to kuchh aur hi kehte hai re baddy!!!) He tells Diggu the Piggu that she looks like she is capable of giving as much money you want....and Diggu the Piggu tells Badshaah to leave so that he can deal with Kala...

Kala and Diggu the Piggu

Kala marches towards Diggu the Piggu and puts a bag in front of him and sits beside him on the small wall...(Kyun re ...aagai na raste pe...baithne aai thi Dutta ki kursi par...baith rahi hai Diggu ki makeshift wall par) She looks at him and says that you can find God if you wish to find him, but finding you is more difficult than that (how do you know???..have you ever gone to find God???...then how can you make this comparision) Diggu the Piggu is looking the other way and then stands up and starts his usual boasting...that when Diggu (he will not address himself as piggu na..) decides to meet someone..he does meet him....(wah wah..wah wah!!! )...Kala says you work for money na...this bag has so much money that you would not have seen in your life ..(And somebody please EXPLAIN this to me...Ganpat was brought into picture so that he can become yellow pages for Kala and give him the number of a sasta, and kifaaiti daam mein kaam karne wala gunda...because Kala did not have money!!!!...and that is why Kala had gone there sans-make up and her horrendous trademark earrings...to give the impression of being a poor woman...and Digguthe Piggu refused and so she is back to find him and give him a bag full of money and persuade him to work....now even if we forget that she had to give her bangle to Ganpat because she did not have money!!!! and now overnight she suddenly acquires money....then would some body kindly explain it to me!!!!...why would she be bugging Diggu the Piggu for this!!!!...why not get a more Don type person to find her bhau and vahini....somebody??? *Looks around* anybody??? *again looks around and finds no one *...*sigh* the mystery, the anxiety will kill me)
Diggu the piggu opens the bag, sees the money and says that yesterday you were broke and now you have brought this much money..I was right you are one problematic woman...(and why do they need to make his voice echo like this??? it does nothing but increases noise pollution and disturbs the ecological balance)...Diggu the Piggu says that he doesnot want to deal with a woman and Kala tries to persuade him but apparently fails...Kala says that why are you so against women?? you must be having a mother or a sister at home and Diggu the Piggu gets all riled up and says that dont bring family in between...and Kala says Sorry Digamber you felt bad..what I meant to say that I need you () and I need to avenge myself from those people and by this time you must have realized how much I need you (yeh kya ho raha hai....mujhe kucch samaj nahi aa raha....Kala needs Diggu...fantastic..take him!!..should we gift wrap him???...woh kal wala Lal banyaan laana zara!! wrapping ke liye red accha rehta hai na...and get those ribbons out of Nakku's hair...I need to tie it around Diggu the Piggu...haye haye...kya mast lag raha hai...kisiki nazar na lage....kala tika laga du)

Diggu the Piggu says but why only me..there many other people who will do it for money..(arre nahi...waise hi itne naye characters hai..aur aayenge to mein naam kaise yaad rakhegi re yede) Kala says that there are very few people who deny me and you had better think about this, you might this enemity very costly...and Diggu the Piggu says that good that you have given this acquaintance a name of enemity ...what is that enemity which is not costly ( I love literal translations) and Diggu the Piggu walks off leaving fuming Kala...
Kala marches back to her car and drives off and has flashbacks and (oye!! oye!! oye hoye!!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!...after so many days I heard his voice...Nakku!! yedi!!,, why dont you have flashbacks that have his voice......taras gaye the uski awaaz sun ne ko mere kaan...haye haye! dillllll ko thannnnnndak mil gai,,,haye haye haye!!!!!)
She has the flashback of her last encounter with Dutta when he had told her that she is not a part of Patil niwaas nor is there any place for her in Patil wadi...get out and stay alone and repent....(and after this absolutely blissful voice, I am subjected to the voice of that chameleon with only black and white options, NS and his raddiwaalaaaaaa!! voice) she has flashbacks of NS telling her that if she had come to him as Dutta's sister he would have helped her, but not now...she then remembers his best friend ...Suds rejecting her plea for help and then Diggu the Piggu telling her that she is one crafty woman and he will not work for her....(Basically they showed the downfall and utter disgrace of Kala...the moment Dutta left her, the whole world turned against her..no body is with her...)

A white car comes in front of her and stops and Kala gets mad and gets out of the car and says that are you drunk? what kind of misbehaviour is this?? (arre bhai,,, itni jagah hai baaju mein..nikal jaa...why do you want to fight in the middle of nowhere with a pathetic car wala ... but Lo!! niche utre hai... My favourite...aapka favourite..hum sab ka favourite....jiski aane k khushi mein ek sher arz hai....
jab se aaya hai,,,bas acchi khabar laya hai...aisa lagta hai...sadiyon se ye na nahaya haiO

NS and Kala
Only-black-and-white-optionwala-chameleon...gets out of the car and tells Kala you know me??....Only the person who can throw you out of the house can have the guts to stop you...(Oye!!! you ...Dutta threw her out of the house...NOT you...and we have eyes and ears to tell us that...ok???...and believe me !!...121 plastic surgeries by a very bad doctor cannot make hamara Dutta looks as horrible as you..so please shut up!!!)Only he can put his foot on Naagin's tail...Kala says when you have thrown me out then what is the need of stopping me...and NS asks where are you coming from? , where have you been? (well!! pardon me!! but doesn't it sound like a hubby-wifey dialogue)

NS is pressing for her where abouts and tells her to open the car but Kala refuses and NS puts a gun on her head and Kala gives her keys to NS and the BGs search the car and find drug packets (Ewwww...the classy vamp reduced to a drug supplier...congratulations!!! Kala!!! now you can officially sing ..Dum maro Dummmmm!!!!)

NS asks Kala how long she has been doing this and with whom she is doing this business with...Kala says that dont act as if he doesnot know anything (and why are there undercurrents of a love story gone awry in these dialogues) and NS persists on knowing and she wont tell and puts his gun on her own head and NS smiles and takes her hand into his and removes it from the revolver giving that leeched smile of his... and says that there is something about her, her courage and her spirit which made her let go even the last time...(Kala is proud as a peacock...her bruised ego is being soothed and balmed right now by an able massager),,,he tells her that he wont let her do this business in this aread...but he can suggest an area where she can do anything....but that would be outside patilwadi...and Kala is not happy with this proposal...but NS doesnot let her oppose and walks off and Kala is left at the car thinking that you want me to leave patilwadi that means you want it for yourself....(ishmart...Baaji and Ullu...learn something from this woman, defeated, alienated and hopeless...she still has her brains intact and you!! you people have donated them to the scientific labs for human experimenting)

Nakku, Diggu the Piggu, Mai and the Children

Badshah is boasting before the children that he and Diggu the Piggu used to play some fantastic Gulli danda and the children tease him and make him fall and Nakku who is watching this shouts at this and Mai comes out worried but looks that Nakku is enjoying this so she stands there smiling...
Badshah goes away and children are beginning to play when Nakku comes to play and the children teach her how to play by not moving her eyes from the gilli....
Nakku says ok (oww that was so simple and childlike) and hits the gilli...and any guesses where it lands ??? the place we wanted to kick since so long ...Diggu the piggu's back)....
Diggu marches there all angry and everybody is worried and he asks who did this (arre blind piggu!! cant you see nakku holding the Danda??? isme kaunse rocket scientist hone ki zarurat hai..thoda sa...bas thoda sa logic istemal kar le...ya phir isme bhi apne cards se puchhega...) nakku drops the danda and Diggu sees this and sees the fear on her face and smiles and says that it was good (good tha na!!! to itna drama kyun kiyar re!! bechari bachhi ko daraya!! aane de mere Dutta ko....,,,,,wahh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Dutttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
He tells her take a better aim next time...put a bit of more power so that the gilli goes right past me from above my head (arre above your head jayegi to kya matlabb...it should go right on our head)

Chendya tells him that how will she know....you teach her and Diggu the Piggu says that he doesnot have time...and chendya tells him that Daru ki kasam and Diggu the Piggu bows down to this kasam
He throws the gilli in the air and tries hitting it, but misses it...and everybody laughs (and me too having my evil laugh,,,see you cannot even hit a gilli) he tries again and still misses it...and Nakku comes and tells him that I will teach you and tells him dont move your eyes from the gilli and then hit forcefully ...she has this childlike way of saying it ...and then the way she walks back and stands there saying that now I will stand here so that the gilli wont hit me...Diggu stands there and stares at her the whole time...his attitude changing....*sigh* and then suddenly comes out of his reverie and then hits the gilli and this time he hits the mark and Nakku gets all happy and claps saying that see I taught you na and Diggu the Piggu looks around proudly and pulls his collars...(oye hoye! kya bada karnaama kar dikhaya ladki ke saamne...collar upar kar raha hai..chal thik se button bandh kar and put your collar down badtameez...Kal sikhaya thaa na...Paraya dhan, parayi naar pe nazar mat daalo!!! buri aadat hai, aadat ab badal daalo)

Precap: Baaji and Suds fighting and AS comes in and becomes sad and says that NS was right ...the chair should not remain empty...(Oye!! NS ki item!! woh chair empty nahi hai...woh Dutta ki chair hai...aur uss par tune uss chameleon ko bithaya na...mein teri moti bodi bina air baloon ke hawa mein uda dungi..phir chakkar maarti rehna..neptune, pluto, mars ke)

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 20th April 2011 Written Update

Diggu the piggu Pig standing in the middle of the road, in red banyaanAngry, shouting (Mein loot gaya barbaad ho gaya,..LTL wali ladkiyon ne meri izzat loont li..Cry)...

and Mai comes there and gives a zordaar slap on Diggu the piggu Pig's face...(Jumps into the lappie and hugs Mai)
And asks him whether you have gone mad, why are you taking out someone else's anger on her, why cant you be cool and calm...Diggu the piggu Pig says that enough of being cool ..now I am not going to do it...I dont care if she comes under a truck or a tempoAngryAngryAngry(but we do!!...we desperately want you to come under some truck or tempoAngryAngry)
and he walks away and his hand is injured and blood is dripping and Nakku watches him walk away with her eyes on his injured hand....

Diggu the piggu Pig

Diggu the piggu Pig goes and sits on a staircase and says the girl has made a sweet buttermilk of my mind (ROFLROFLROFLROFLand that is the beauty of literal translationROFLROFLROFLROFL...he said 'Dimaag ka lassi bana diya'...and I was like 'tu shakkar kaha se laya'ROFLROFLROFL) He says that because of the girl I could not drink Daaru all day long and takes out his lime-coal water bottle from the back pocket and starts drinking (and suddenly I notice one thing...he has sleeve tanROFLROFLROFL.right from his forearms..like a school going girlROFLROFL)
He then notices the injury on his hand and (oh no!! dont you dare do that!! that is my classic vintage Dutta!!!!!Angry..Dont you dare do that!!!!Angry....and he does do thatOuch) *sigh* you know na what he doesOuchOuchOuch....
Diggu the piggu Pig takes the bottle and pours it over his wounds (wahhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! DuttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCry) and he has closed his eyes like a little boy afraid of applying dettol (you can try to be Dutta...but you cannot be Dutta even in your dirtiest dreamsAngryAngry)
His eyes are still closed when a hand catches his hand, which is pouring the alcohol on his injury Ouch and he asks what do you want, will you take my life now (Go Nakku Go!! le ! le !! jaan le le uski and you are right now mad na...full benefit milega section 80 ka...you will not be prosecuted...mera vaada...pakka vaadaEmbarrassed) and Nakku just looks at the wound and has the flash backs (wahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh Duttaaaaaaaaa!!! they wrecked my favourite scene,,the teri bhi chup meri bhi chup JMM 1 scene,,,how can you !! how can you do this to me!!!! DutttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCry) Nakku has flashbacks of the JMM1 scene and the scene where she had tied her saree around his wounds after the FR when Dutta was lying flat on his bed, unconscious (after that kitchen wala scene ....aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!)(Nakku tujhe badbu nahi aa rahi...usne deo bhi nahi lagaya and you are standing so close to himDead)
Andddddddd she tears her dupatta (*sigh* *sniff* I dont even have the energy to wail now *sniff*) and ties it around Diggu the piggu Pig's arm, he pulls out once but Nakku persists (nothing ...I mean NOTHING in the world can bring that chemistry of the JMM1 scene when Dutta had pulled out his hand and Nakku had persisted...they may bring the entire laboratory of Dr. Reddy...but they wont find any chemical that would bring that chemistry between any other person than Dutta/MR and Nakku...Angry)
Nakku finally succeeds in tying up her duppatta around his arm (and how I wish it was his neck which had received the wound and Nakku would be tightening her duppatta around itAngry) She pats it and says that dont open it, or the blood will spill out....and walks out mumbling the same as Diggu the piggu Pig watches her receding backAngry (Nazar hata!! Abhi hata!!! Suna nahi ...Paraya Dhan aur Parayi naar pe nazar nahi daalteAngryAngryArjun singh ne kaha tha ,,,Namakhalal meinTongue )

Diggu the piggu Pig and Mai at Mai's house
Badshaah and Baban are sitting and eating in Mai's house while Nakku is sleeping flat in the bed....Mai is cursing Diggu the piggu Pig for not caring for her food when Diggu the piggu Pig makes his ala grand entry and says that I have to come to supervise if my children have eaten ...Mai tells him that two have eaten and gone and two just finished eating (and that is cost cutting...bechare bachho ko khaana tak nahi de pate LTL wale...kya haal ho gaya Dutta ke binaTongueLOL)...and Mai tells him to come and do the thing he is here for...EATLOL and he walks and sits on the small carpet(Oye!! remove your shoes,,,,pata nahi badtameeZ kahi ke!!! jute pehen ke khana khata hai koiAngry)
Diggu the piggu Pig tells Mai that it means you have eaten without me and Mai says yes and and Diggu the piggu Pig knows that Mai is lying so he pushes the plate towards Mai and says that you eat and Mai pushes back the plate and says you eat and then gets up and gets herself a new plate and Diggu the piggu Pig tells her that you were lying and feeds her...and then looks back at Nakku (kyun bhai, Vampire kahi ke khana aagey hai na...to picche kyun ghur raha hai....abhi bataya dimaag mein nahi utra tereAngry.Paraya Dhan aur Parayi naar pe nazar nahi daalteAngryAngryArjun singh ne kaha tha ,,,Namakhalal meinTongue )
And Mai asks him that are you still angry on her? and Diggu the piggu Pig tells Mai that she (Nakku) needs to be taken to the Mental hospital...Mai is all shocked thinking this and says that you want to send her because she reminds you of your past, why dont you find the panacea for your disease like you do for others (yes..like taking a running jump into the seaTongue ...tying that bandana a bit tight around your neck instead of your head and breaking the bottle on your own headTongue) Diggu the piggu Pig says that it cannot happen, there are somethings which can never be healed (and there are some people which can never be replacedStern Smile Angrysamjhe!!! Diggu the piggu Pig!!!) he says that they remain in our memories and stay in our every breath (oye!! you stink Diggu the piggu Pig)and Diggu the piggu Pig says that no....because they would be able to treat her (so this is going the Sadma wayOuch) Mai goes to the cupboard and brings her ornaments and says that would this be enough...Diggu the piggu Pig asks her who many people will she raise and Mai laughs out his question and asks that you give all your wealth to the basti people, have you made any saving (yes!! that would able us to send you to a long trip to Timbuktu Angry with a one way ticket and a free meal for the human eaters thereLOL..oopps I forgot...you are the piggu na...how will they eat youDead)
He doesnot take Mai's money and teases her and Mai feeds him with her hands and he bites her playingly (Maiiiii!!! 21 injections!! le ne padenge tumko!! pig bite ke 21 hote hai naAngry)

Mai and Nakku
Mai is doing pooja and Nakku wakes up hearing the aarti, and Nakku sits beside her and stares her...and Mai asks what are you staring at and Nakku makes a gesture saying that her bindi is missing and Mai says that she forgot...and Nakku takes out her bindi from her forehead and puts it on Mai and then makes a face and Mai asks what is it and she says that it doesnot suit you...and puts the bindi back on her own forehead and sees a box and goes to fetch her, That box is placed near the window

Kala enters Diggu's basti
Kala is asking about Diggu to the villagers and Nakku is taking out the sindoor ki dibbi from the box...and when Kala comes near the window in vision range, Nakku's back is turned towards her and the game of hide and seek begins...where each turn their back when other is facing the window..and finally Nakku drops the box and Mai comes and helps her pick up and then Nakku puts the bindi on Mai and tells her that she looks nice .....
(Have not commented on These two scenes..would like to add a little bit.....Mai and Nakku scenes are the heart breaking,,,Mahi is at her best right now with her child like acting,,,your heart goes out for her and then breaks into several pieces, realizing that it our sherni Nakku who stood against all odds, and just now is a mere ruin of that palace that used to be...Ouch...and Nakku brings out the best in Mai...you cannot help but just love this woman for her open heartedness....She has put her own life on hold for Nakku...*sigh* sorry but had to say thisEmbarrassed)
Diggu and Badshaah
Diggu the piggu Pig is playing mouth organ (and I cant even cry Duttaaa! now...am having that hiccuping rona dhona *sniff*) and what the Diggu the piggu Pig is playing (na...I know you are not interested in knowing..but still...I have to tell you naTongue) it is pyaar ka Nagma hai (kucch to original laata...AngryAngryAngry!! yeh pyaar ka nagma hai, aur tu hamare dil ka sadma haiAngry...pyaar ka nagma to hai nahi tha....tune sab besura kar diya........................ ....... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Cry)
Badshah comes with a violin and starts playing with him and Diggu the piggu Pigsays that me full and you half but still our fusion is super (ROFLdid not understand a word na.Tongue... the beauty of literal translationROFLROFLROFL)
Badshaah says now I dont feel the pain of being half because when I am with you I am double (ROFLROFLROFL here dostana triumphs againROFLROFLROFL)...Diggu laughs sadly and they both start playing again...and Kala makes an entry in a big car (Oye!! recently you gave Ganpat your bangles, when he asked for money!! and now you have a posh carShocked)(and she is wearing some floral work sareeShockedShockedShocked)

Precap: NS (haye!! dekhne ko taras gai thi meri aankhen iskoAngry) holding Kala at a gun point and a BG takes out drug packets from Kala's car and NS says that you cannot do this business till I am there,,, whom are you doing business with and Kala says that I cannot tell you that (looks like Kala going to take Diggu the piggu's nameDead what a twist Dead)

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 19th April 2011 Written Update

The epi starts with Kala asking Diggu to find TaSha........Diggu replies she could be a enemy at one time to avenge now........so he'll not trade with her.......Kala again sheds some crocodile tears saying she's helpless woman needing his help........she even folds her hand infront of him.......but still Diggu doesn't trust n leaves........but Kala says she'll wait for his answer........after Diggu leaves Kala says her bura bhalla dialogue......she thinks.......Ganpat has told he does anything for money n he'll do her work after seeing the photo..........

The scene shifts to basti.......Naku drawing on the wall the mandir incident........Dutta n her going to mandir.........the kids come there.......n startles her......Naku says her sahib would scold them if he knows about this.......they then notices the drawing on wall n asks her to stop otherwise Mayi will be angry.......Naku describes the painting.......on mention of vehicle.......Naku remembers Dutta in the black van.......n tells about the incident in riddles.......saying she searched for her but he doesn't came.......which doesn't make much sense to the kids........Mayi comes there......n the kids asks them to take Naku out as she'll feel better.........Mayi agrees...........

Diggu has passed out in the van.......Batsha n the fat kid come there n criticizes his drinking habits.........Batsha takes Diggu's shirt for washing........n keeps the photo given by Kala under the seats..........when they are going.........Diggu wakes up n Batsha tells about the papers.......after they are gone Diggu thinks about meeting with Kala.........n decides not to trust her n keeps the photo back under the seats..........

The kids are playing with marbles.......Naku plays with them.......she does exactly like the kid before her had done.........n claps for her success........then she sees a black van passing by n remembers Dutta being taken away in black van n runs after it........she's on the road running after the van.........the kids after her shouting to stop.......they passes by Diggu's van n asks him to stop her........Diggu too runs after her with kids behind him........another kid calls Mayi who also comes there..........Naku is running n a truck comes from opposite side.......n going to hit Naku when Diggu jumps n pulls her to the sides........Naku scolds her saying for him her sahib goes away.......Diggu gets irritated n tells her he'll send her to her sahib n pushes her infront of a car........when Mayi stops him n slaps him........the epi ends on Diggu........

Precap- same as yesterday........Kala coming to basti.......n looking at Naku's turned back suspiciously.........

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 18th April 2011 Written Update

The epi starts with Digu n Batsha.........Batsha asks him about the intention of the woman who called her........but Digu tells him not to speak about that as he's already irritated by Mayi n Naku......Mayi comes there n complains he has forgotten what day it is......Digu apologises.......Mayi compares herself to Naku saying she's also waiting for her husband since last 5 yrs just like Naku waiting for her sahib.......n Mayi asks Digu to find Naku's sahib for her happiness......when Digu asks how could he find him with a single name........she replies he can do it........on his nodding in agreement Mayi gives him n khir n tells she'll send more........n leaves from there...........

In PN.......AS in Dutta's room.......she takes a photo from dressing table n cries........asking Dutta to return soon......saying she wants to see him with Naku........Roops comes there......n asks her to be strong.......AS says first my husband.....then my daughter n now Dutta n Naku are gone.......how can i be strong.........Roops asks if Kala is not behind TaSha being missing.........Baaji comes n informs about NS's arrival.........

NS informs all that.....he could not control situation in PW though he tried a lot.....he says he thinks some close one is behind this.........AS says it might be Kala.......but NS declines that by saying kala doesn't hav money n power to do so........NS again insists on choosing someone to take Dutta's place.......but AS asks him to wait for some more days.......NS says he understands her pain but they are loosing PWians trust.......so hav to do something soon before its too late......then he leaves before winking at both Baaji n Suds......who hav the flashback of their talk with NS........AS also leaves by saying u both are my strength now......take care of PW........Dutta will return soon........Baaji asks Suds if he think Kala can do this........as u know Kala so closely........Suds replies NS told Kala is not behind this.......if he doesn't want to believe then dnt.......but he's not with Kala now......then he again accused Baaji of eyeing Dutta's place.......Baaji replies he's Dutta's bro n son of the house........Suds mocks saying he's kalyug's Bharat........Baaji replies he shouldn't be talking about things he doesn't understand........n asks to find Kala.......but Suds says that still then u'll distrust so u mind ur business n i would mind mine........

Kala reaches the beach to meet Diggu.........Diggu comes n Kala sheds some crocodile tears.........n represent herself as some abla nari harrassed by TaSha......she gives Diggu the photograph of TaSha n asks him to search for them........saying she wants to take revenge for her plight........Diggu asks her about money........to which she replies she doesn't hav money then due to TaSha but will give him many if he would accomplish the work.....the epi ends on Diggu.........

Precap- Kala goes to basti in search of Diggu.........Naku is standing near the window......when Kala looks at the direction........Naku turns her back to her.........but still Kala looks suspiciously...........

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 15th April 2011 Written Update

Mai, Nakku DigguAngry
Mil gayaaaaaaa...mujhko punching bag mil gayaaaaaa...hum se agar koi bach gaya..ho ho...na chodengeTongue,,,Kya kare ..tum logo ne gaana bohut appereiciatte jo kiya...hum phul phul ke phulwa ho gaye haiTongue...tape bandh hi nahi hotiTongueLOL
Thik hai..abhi no pak pak...me rolling up my sleeves..Confused..oye...yeh kya..no sleevesShocked...my bad...I forgot ...me wearing sleeveless..Ouch...aaj mein kaise bashing karegiCry

Diggu the piggu Pig is dragging Nakku out of the house by her handAngry
Chhod!!! abhhi Chhod!!! mera kurta sleeveless hai lekin me tere ko handless bana degi...Zindagi mein kabhie tujhe sleeves ki zarurat hi nahi rahegi tere ghatiya badbudar shirts ke liye!!! Chhod!~!!AngryAngryAngry
Mai follows them and frees Nakku's hand from Diggu the piggu Pig and pushes Nakku inside the house and closes the door and confronts Diggue the piggu Pig..she asks him what has the girl ever done to you....has she ever eaten from your earned money ...you go on portraying yourself as Robin hood of the Basti, and one girl is not tolerable to you??...I gave shelter to one girl and you are so angry?? (angry nahi ...jealous hai Diggu the piggu Pig) ..you are bringing up three orphans and treating them as your younger brothers, you distribute all your wealth amongst the labourers of this Basti (Ok Mai *puts up her palm* we get the idea...he is the little red riding hood...errr.. I mean Robin hood..aka tees maar khan of this basti...he is very good, paragon of a man, exemplary son and extraordinary brother and blah blah blahDead....hey!! bhagwan!! itne acche logo ko kyun zinda rakha hai re itni gandi duniya mein.!! utha le re ! utha le!! apne paas bula le iss Diggu the piggu Pig ko!!EmbarrassedLOLLOL)
Mai continues her ranting telling Diggu the piggu Pig that what kind of saviour are you (ek dum ghatiya kind...Tongue) ..you would give this beautiful and lonely girl to the police??? you are mad at her because she is saying saab saab na?? sometimes she also calls you saab (Mai!!! Angry ...did you have to remind us that and rub the salts in our wounds...woh kal bazaaar mein lene gai thi wo saara namak ghis dala hamare ghaav par..ab naya lene jaayegi kya!!!Ouch)...Mai is telling Diggu that she doesnot know she is calling whom, what? she doesnot even know you and you are getting angry on her...Dont be angry....come I will prepare kheer for you....Diggu the piggu Pig is all wound up Angry and saying that I will not come inside your house or eat from your hands till this girl is here (oho!! to abhi kaha aya tha re tu...discotheque meinAngry...ghar mein hi to ghusa tha!! and you wont eat till she leaves??? Nakku dont you dare leave that house for one monthEvil Smile) and Diggu the piggu Pig walks off and Mai is shouting at his back that who are you trying to warn??? LOL

Mai, Nakku and the Children
Mai is giving kheer to the children in her house and the children are teasing that is the kheer because the dariya wali ladki is back? If yes, then we want her to get lost everydayLOL..Mai tells him to shut up and one of the children says that it is the birthday of Vishnu dada (Mai's husband) and today they got married and hence the kheer and Mai says good humouredly that yes it is my husband's happy birthday and says that I wish that where ever he is, he is happyConfused (another character??? nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiOuch) and tells the children to give the kheer to the coconut tree named Diggu the pigguPigLOL
Nakku on the other side of the room has opened a cupboard and pulled out a coat and a taviz from it...she sees the coat and gets happy ( oh no! plz no! not those scenes!!plz plz plz.. But alas!! no body hears me !! CryCryCry) and they show the JMM1 wala flashbacks..when Dutta had put the coat on a sleeping Nakku, the scene where Nakku and Baaji drive to Dutta in the jungle after FR and Dutta puts the coat around Nakku, the Coat and bandage scene of JMM 1 and Nakku gets happy (and I get super sadCryCryCry ) and she wears that coat (Aaaahhhhh!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Cry) she then finds a sindoor box and tries opening it but could not open it, when Mai sees this and rushes towards her shouting on her and Nakku drops the sindoor box and the sindoor spills out on the floorOuch..Mai gets angry and says that why did you open my cupboard and why are you touching my husband's things (Whew!! they are not Diggu the piggu Pig's things),,and Nakku says that they belong to my Saab! I will make him wear this and wear this bangles...Mai gets all sad and Nakku asks her why are you crying?? because I am crying??? dont cry..he will come...and Mai says sorry!! i shouted on you...from now I will never shout on you..and Nakku says that is ok...he will come and puts her head on Mai's shoulder (Awwwww!! that was one heart breaking scene,,,I cant for my life put words to this scene...the way Nakku says...tu kyun roti hai? kyunke mai roi??? and then she says koi baat nahi when Mai asks for forgiveness...it was so heart rendering...no doubt Mai is all ga-ga over this girl...she breaks your heartCry_)

NS and SudsAngry

Fair and handsomeDead...really!!! ...there is something seriously wrong with NS...or perhaps he has this Vintage LTL wala schedule with his make up artists ..they only come every alternate epis..M-W-F.... and make him fair and beautiful..haye haye..kisiki nazar na lage Dead and the other days he is in his original colour...Daag jaye par rang na jaye!1AngryAngryAngry
He is playing chess (again!!!Angry) and Suds is sitting on the opposite sofa all shy-why like a bride on her SR bedEmbarrassedAngry NS says that the pawn has given check to the king...what do you think? should I make the king kill the pawn...Suds suddenly gets intelligence attack and says that why to kill a pawn with a king and bring him outside...if you want to kill the pawn, use another pawn (Ullu, the guy is playing with himself inspite of you sitting right there...there is a reason na!!! then why dont you keep your beehive like mouth close and let the bees die inside it due to your bad breathAngryAngryAngry)...NS kills a knight with the knight (Somebody plz explain it to me that if the King is under a check from the pawn then why does the knight jump in to kill the knight...chess mein bhi ullu hote hai kya,,,I thought ghode aur hathi aur camels hi hote haiAngryAngryAngry what crap!!! )..and NS says that you are right and are very intelligentROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL and there are many pawns who want the king's chair...Suds all blushing with the compliments says that I know who are you talking aboutAngry..But I dont want to go that way ROFLROFLROFLROFL(oh..so you have left the dostana wayROFLROFLROFL) Suds is saying that you know that this chair has an addiction which destroys a person and I dont want to do it anymore...(no casting couch plzROFLROFLROFL)
NS says that it cannot happen as the seat is empty..the king is gone (you @@%$#%##...the king will be back on his white horse..you will see ..and Suds was a sack of sand na..you will be a sack of coal ..you kala kallumal...bina rang ke chameleonAngry) he tells suds that tell me what do you think ...who is better if somebody from outside comes or if someone from the house takes over the seat...Suds tells from the house...NS asks him that does he consider himself eligible? and Suds tells that yes, that is why I went against Dutta...NS tells that you are and that is why I ahd called you...and Suds ecstatic that NS has chosen him over Baaji...NS tells him that when things were in Baaji's hands, Bhau disappeared..he has not done good work..(ohhhhhhh!!Angry,,mere Baaji ko inefficient bolaAngry ...bin painde ke laute AngryAngryAngry) and that is why you are eligible...Suds says that Baaji will not leave it so easily..NS tells that two candidates for this chair cannot stay under one roof...I will put my hand on only one person I consider eligible...Suds is all ecstatic and saying that he will not disappoint him....and goes away.(A GPLAngry)
NS alone with his beloved chessAngryAngryAngry and saying that pawn and Vajir...Baaji and Suds (mere baaji ko pawn bola *dhishoom* *dhishoom* AngryAngryAngry)...they need to be finished first...AS.. I will handle (ofcourse NS and AS ki LS jo banani hai abAngryAngry)... And Nakusha...Nakusha will not come in between ...I will take care of her..he is holding the queen in his hand at this point of time and saying this he throws it away with vengeanceConfused (so much vengeance !! kyun Nakku ne tere rang pe koi comment kiya tha kyaTongue..itna personal ho gaya re tu..apni beloved chess ke pieces ko aise phenkaTongueLOL)

Diggu and KalaShockedShockedShocked

Diggu the pigguPig on his ghatiya boat hammering something (why dont you hammer that ugly thing bind in a hanky?? oh!! that is your head!! hai na!!EmbarrassedTongueLOL)
He is having flashbacks of his encounter with Nakku and her calling Saab Saab!! he remembers Mai's words and their recent quarrel...he gets flashbacks of Nakku hanging on his hand and some scene of a man hitting a woman somewhere...and he gets frustrated...
His phone rings and a woman calling and asks 'Diggu'..Diggu the PigguPig says that Diggu is only for his own people...My name is Digamber...they show it is Kala on that side...(wah wah kya connection hai!!Angry)(Kala has again curled her hair and she looks like real make up ki dukaan!!! her make up reminds me of older classic black and white films....KKK mein shark bite ho gaya lagta haiTongueLOL) Kala tells him that I need your help..Diggu the pigguPig tells him he doesnot deal with women..and she sounds like a crafty woman (oye hoye!! tu to clairvoyant se soundvoyant ban gaya re Diggu the PigguPigTongueLOL).Kala tells him that she really needs his help and it is a family matter and Diggu the piggu Pigtells that means lafda...Kala purusades him to meet him and Diggu the pigguPig tells her that he will consult his card and fix an appointment (ha ha diary jaisi cheez to tu rakhta nahi hoga na!!Angry)
and he cuts the phone and on this side Kala puts down the phone and she tells someone that he is ready to meet me...and Ta da the man raises his head and we have the most awaited entry of today's epi....Guards stand by!! we have the person of the week..recently unemployed...he is back to join the gang of the rest of unemployed to share their joy and rapture of working in this brilliant trackDead
Kala and Ganpat

The man as you rightly guessed is Ganpat and he is fully drunk and he said that see!! I told you ..and I did help you out and now I have worked off the debt ...you gave me shelter and made my daughter the DIL of your houseShockedShockedShocked ( he doesnot know about the recent hay wire situation of PN?? and why in the hell's name did Kala need Ganpat's help?? she could not find a single mobile number?? oh Hello!! have you ever heard of yellow pages?? ya phir you dont know how to read and school bunk kar ke charnamrit pine jaati thi!!Angry)
Ganpat tells her that Diggu the piggu doesnot charge much and he will do her work and anyways you never make people work without money na...and extends his hand in expectation of money...and Kala looks at him in disgust and removes one of her bangles and places in his hands Shocked (yeh kya ho raha hai!! Kala ke gehne bik rahe haiShockedShocked oh Kala ke eternal fans!! limited offer hai!! rush rush!! 3 minute ke cameo ke liye kala ka ek kangan free free free!! and LTL mein aaj kal new characters ki full demand hai!! to aap ka chance hai!! grab it with both hands!!!DeadLOL)Ganpat saunters off and Kala in a thinking mode...

Precap:Shocked
Diggu the PigguPig and Kala on a beach and Kala giving her photos of Dutta and Nakku (i think it is that horrendous photo where Nakku and Dutta are looking at the camera and both look like idiots...but wasnt this photo torn off by SeemaConfused) Kala is telling him that these two people have ruined my life and I need to find them ShockedShockedShocked and Diggu the pigguPig tells her to quote the price..and she is going near Diggu Confused (sorry the video got cut at this stage so dont know what happened to Diggu the pigguLOL..by the way Kala is in minimal make upShockedShockedShocked...something I have never seen her in LTL....perhaps for the sympathy factorLOL)

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 14th April 2011 Written Update

Mai and Nakku

We are subjected to a cruel vision of Nakky in two chottis in some red and black dress with red ribbons and Mai asking why are you afraid...dont be afraid...go and take a bath and then I will take you to fish marked (bas yehi baaki tha...Nakku in macchi bazaar) ..and then Mai wonders what will Nakku call her...she tells Nakku to address her as Mai...and Nakku forgets the M letter and says Aai (the way she says it, it is almost like a child learning to speak....so cute yet so sad...what are they subjecting her to)
Mai tell Mai or Aai make no difference....and sends Nakku to take a bath....

Mai and Nakku and Fish Market

Mai is dragging Nakku with her in the fish market and Nakku is wearing some green punjabi dress with matching floroscent green ribbons (Whatever that may be,,,,but Mai's character is very good..almost like Babi...taking care of Nakku and making her wear matching ribbons..the character has just come at wrong time..but had such great potential)...She makes Nakku sit beside her and Nakku is caressing the dead fish and looking at it with wonder (ewwww...vegetarians dont watch plz......oh !! I forgot... nobody is watching it except me...)...The women around Mai tell her that why did you bring this mad girl over here...if she is here, who will come to buy anything from you...Mai tells her to shut up and mind her own business....(aur nahi to kya...manhoos baatein karti hai!! koi din ke shuru mein aisa upshagun karta hai kya!!! boni ke time khoti karti hai)....
Some woman comes to buy fish from Mai and enters into bargaining and Mai drums her up by saying that are you trying to demean the life of a person who risks his life to get the fish..Get lost!!! ...Mai is in one hell of a mood...people come to buy and Mai is shouting and selling,...Nakku slips from there and Chendya comes and asks Mai if she is here then where is that Saab saab wali ladki....and Mai realizes that Nakku gayab ho gai hai...and starts mission Search Nakku....she is asking everyone that have they seen Dariya ki ladki...
She goes to her house and sees it is locked and Nakku is not there also...the children ...Chendya along with Babban and jinga also start searching for the Dariya wali item...
then one of the children suggest that she might have gone back to where she came from ... manjhe she must have gone to the sea...
And sure enough...she was near the sea building sand castles (it was not a castle...it was a pathetic caricature of house in form of a lump of sand) and Nakku is happy saying beautiful house...and Mai and Children reach there...Mai gets sad seeing this...Tide comes and takes away Nakku's house and she gets sad and starts shouting at the sea and runs towards it cursing it for taking away her house (and I here am cursing some genius and his mind for taking away my LTL...why are they subjecting me to this...I swear I can tolerate Diggu, the piggu...because I can bash him left and right...NS too because he brings out the worst sarcasm in me..but how do I bash this Nakku...tell me how do I find good humour in this)
Mai tries controlling her and takes Nakku back home (Dont know why but I loved Mai in this scene..when Nakku was cursing the sea, Mai joined right in for a second saying ...haan!!! to Nakku's curse...it was so like a mother cursing a table when her child hits his head against it and actually treats it like a live subject of aggravation....*sigh* the mother daughter relation always reaches the most softer side of me)

Chendya says that this is turning out to be a ritual, the item getting lost and all trying to find her as if they have no other work (Very Good Chendya...just tell it to the creatives how damn repetitive this is) and says that he needs to put Diggu the piggu to its notice....

NS and Baaji

NS is playing chess alone (ofcourse, it reduces the fear of losing na...buzzdil kahi ka)
he is saying that pawn is the smallest and the most important piece of the chess'the king always hides behind him ....but pawns need to be kept in check or they can take the place of the king...(Oye!! kabhie chess khela hai kya...the highest a pawn can be elevated if he reaches the last row of the enemy is to be a queen and not a king...bada aya shatranj khelnevala...dafa ho.)...

Baaji enters and NS without looking at Baaji senses him and says come Baaji ...Baaji tries to touch his feet and he stops him saying that you dont need to touch my feet...you have done the work that I should ensure you get your place right beside me....you have curbed the tension in Patil wadi in just one day...he cups Baaji's gora gora face in his black black hands..(Chhod !! chhod mere Baaji ko..aise kya khule aam kiss karega isse...Baaji looked so cute) and NS tells him to take a seat pointing to his seat (arre seat maane chair....Baaji mat baithna!!! germs lag jayenge is kallu ke)

Baaji says that how can I take your seat?? NS says that it is not the matter of the seat, it is the matter of responsibility which you have dispensed with great character and hence you deserve to sit and makes him sit forcibly (he deserves much more and you are no one to decide...what he deserves is Dutttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)

NS goes near the bar and pours out the drink....and is asking Baaji that who do you think is behind this horrendous act (abe use nahi, hume pucch....uska naam P.S. I mean Pls...kisiko batana nahi...uski supaari lega kya..phir promise...I wont make fun of you...aai shapath)

Baaji gets alert and says that you know everything NS...you must be knowing it na... (ishmart hai na mera Baaji) Baaji tries standing up but NS without turning towards him tells him to sit down and comes near him and gives him the drink and asks him what does your heart say (his heart says that you are a $#%$#%...and kindly let him go,,he is such a sweet bacha)...Baaji takes the drink reluctantly and is thinking when NS says Sudarshan???

Baaji is surprised and says Sudarshan ?? And NS says that it is the nature of back stabbing people ot back stab (wah wah!! kya profound statement hai...or teri fitrat mein kya hai re kallumal...daag jaye par rang na jaye)

NS continues playing with Baaji's mind (and it is so easy...Baaji has never been an independent thinker and now he is coming under the influence in absence of Dutta under Dutta's Guru..Poor Baaji) ...NS says that Camel never walks straight (the guy is obsessed with Chess...somebody gift him a dozen of chess cardboards...and let him play all day long...at least we would be spared of this horror) NS warns Baaji that he needs to keep an eye on Suds....Baaji is getting convinced and remembers how Suds had once wanted to be in Dutta's chair and says that NS you are right (Baaji..you idiot!!! Dutta's enemy is right in front of you!!! open your eyes!!!)

Baaji says that Suds cannot be trusted and NS says that once you have sat on the chair you have started to think like a King...But I donot understand one thing (you dont understand anything you soot ki ghatiya advertisement....fair and lovely ka before and after mein se before wala model)...why when you have no defect at all, when you are bhau's right hand did AS not choose you as his heir (because she is the pendulum and she has fallen in love with you at the first sight and shuru ho gai...NS and AS ki eternal LS)

Baaji gets all depressed and is in thinking mode when NS receives a call from Suds and NS starts talking to him as Beta!! i have been waiting for your call (Lo!!!! we finally found the progenitor of Suds the Ullu!!! The root cause of such a character!! should he be spared now!!!)

Baaji is in thinking mode while NS talks with Suds and surreptitiously glancing at Baaji....

Mai Nakku and Diggu

Mai has brought Nakku home and makes her sit on the cot when the hero ...Diggu the piggu enters shouting...(oye!! nikal bahar!!! bola tha na!! ke jab tak yeh ladki hai yaha, tu nahi ayega andar!! to!!! bahar nikal!! pendulum kahi ke!!!! ) and tells Mai that he needs to talk to her,,,(ha to talk...why do you need to shout from the roof tops and announce it to the world that you are going to talk to your own mother)

Mai tells him to wait as she needs to first take care of Nakku...Diggu the piggu gets all jealous that his mother is giving attention to the girl and says that he had brought her to Mai to take care till the girl regains consciousness...now she has regained consciousness she needs to go...( you need to go!! you $%^$^$^$!! ) Mai tells her where she will go..and Diggu the piggu tells her that he will give her to the police, they will find where she belongs to and give her back to her people....Mai asks him that how come he believes in police and the police will leave her on the road...she is no princess..she is poor and the police wont be able to locate anyone of her people...Diggu the piggu gets mad and marches across the room to Nakku and catches hold of her hand to drag her hand (hata abhi haath hata...warna haath tere body se alag kar dungi!! Duttaaaa!! waahhhhh!!!!!)

Precap: NS is playing Chess (Again) and thinking that pawn and the vazir ..meaning Baaji and Suds (oye!! Baaji is no pyada!! he is the vazir!! get your facts right first) ...they need to be done away with...and Nakku also should not come in between ...he breaks the chess pieces and throws them with vengeance

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 13th April 2011 Written Update

The epi starts with NS praying in PN.......AS comes n greets her.......n Baaji n Suds seeks his blessings.......AS tells about the ill-elements spreading in Patilwadi n asks a way out of it.......NS replies empty chair is danger in their business.......those people who used to fear Dutta n are now spreading their wings.......fear is necessary for their business........anyone can backstab him at anytime.....they need to fill the empty chair.......he asks AS if she knows somebody who can take Dutta's place.......Baaji has smirk in his face (which i didn't like......) .........AS thinks for sometime n replies she doesn't see anyone could take Dutta's place.......Baaji seems disappointed.....NS says they had to take a decision......AS replies Dutta will sure return n she wants to wait for him......NS tells he also believes Dutta will return but still they can't delay the decision anymore.......he agrees to wait for sometime n till then he's going to help Baaji n Suds to manage Patilwadi.......

Back to basti......Digu sitting near the bonfire n remembering Naku's first day in basti.......then some fire incident n the incident with goons.......n Naku's constant sahib.......then he remembers a woman refuging to go to some sahib n a man (might be her husband.....) ......forcing her to do so n also beating her too.......telling sahib is everything for them.......he also remembers that woman giving him mouth organ n he's playing for her n she's adoring him........he plays the mouth organ......Naku wakes up hearing it n starts running towards the sound......at the same time waking mayi too as she's tied to Mayi's wrist with a dupatta.......Naku asks her to free her so that she'll go to her sahib.....but Mayi stops her by saying he's not her sahib......he's Digu n she n she shouldn't go near him........then she asks Naku to sleep saying her sahib will not like to see her in that state.......Naku remembers Dutta playing mouth organ n goes to sleep....... (this is the height......they hav changed Dutta soulful mouth organ tune with this crap tune....they are spoiling everything.....) ..........

Baaji n Suds return to PN.......Suds says they need to do something permanently for these ill-elements in PatilWadi.......Baaji orders to men to keep an eye on PW n remove all ill-elements they notice........Baaji flinches in pain due to the bullet injury in his legs......a BG brings a chair for Baaji......Baaji declines saying its not time to sit......Suds interrupts saying how can he bring such chair with Baaji bhai.............he needs special chair.......n dismisses the men.......they leave.......after BGs departure........Suds accuses Baaji that he's eyeing Dutta's chair.......saying he got disappointed when AS didn't consider him.......greed has entered in ur mind........Baaji holds his collar n says he's in the house becoz Bhau has forgiven him......n says u'll never understand Bhau n my relationship......bhau is my god.......he can't never take Bhau's place.......but in his absence its his duty n rights to manage his responsibility.........he again says Suds is doubting because he himself is a traitor.......Suds says time will say who'll sit in Dutta Bhau's chair n who's is a traitor........

Back in basti in the morning........Mayi watches sleeping Naku n thinks about all the happenings in the basti on her arrival.........she goes near her n caresses her forehead n says.......she's sleeping like a child.....one can never say she's facing such a storm.....she asks god to help her if he wants her to take care of Naku.......to show him a way to help her......she holds her hand n Naku wakes up n starts searching for her sahib.....then she looks at Mayi n remembers the goons incident........the epi ends on Naku........

Precap- NS makes Baaji sit in his chair inspite of Baaji's resistance n says......if u r rightful owner of PW.....then why did Aayi not take ur name.........Baaji doesn't like those words........ (i m feeling this NS is playing a game targetting DuJi's friendship n Kala n Suds are also part of his plan.....n i m sure NS is behind Dutta's gone missing.......)

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 12th April 2011 Written Update

Hi all......as i m not watching the epi except the days i m updating.......so dnt know about this bell fiasco n Diggu's past...........u may find this update confusing....hope u all ignore this........now lets get over with it........

The epi starts with Mayi coaxing Diggu to eat.....n advising him to forget (what i hav no idea.......) ......then some emotional words are exchanged between about Mayi taking care of Diggu from childhood.......then Mayi leaves asking Diggu to eat........Diggu too leaves.......when Batsha asks.......he replies he's going to watch the rest of gthe world sleep n he's not getting any sleep that night........

In PN (they are still showing PN......so considerate of colors......i hav thought they would forget if PN exist or not..... ) .......some patilwadi peoples are gathered......they are complaining Patilwadi has turned into gundawadi in Dutta's absence......drugs paddlers, thieves n all lawless people are increasing......Baaji assures them he'll stop all these....but they reply some other will again start......there is no fear in Dutta's absence......Suds asks them to trust him n Baaji.....they will handle everything until Dutta's return......Dutta Bhau's fear will never go from Patilwadi.......AS comes there n asks Baaji to call Nana Saheb.....he'll do something.......AS assures the people they'll take care of everything.......the people leave.......Baaji tells AS they can't call NS for every small thing.........he asks her to trust him.......AS replies she trusts him but not time.....time is not right......n she doesn't want to anything go wrong after Dutta gone missing......

Back to basti........Naku wakes up due to temple bells n runs towards the sounds.........she reaches a secluded place.....actually some Tejani's men are ringing the bell to kidnap her......they teases Naku with the bells.....Naku flees from there n finds Diggu.......Diggu fights with the men n takes her back to basti......n asks Mayi to lock the door at night as Tejani is thinking of using Naku to get his way with him.........then he leaves from there......(sorry can't write about this scene......this type of scene really scares me.......) .........Naku starts crying......so Mayi assures her her sahib will come........the epi ends on Mayi n Naku..........

Precap- NS tells AS that empty chair is not good in their business......n asks if she know someone who could take Dutta's place........Baaji looks hopeful n AS is thinking..... (what these CVs are doing.......ruining every character......Baaji wants to take Dutta's place......Baaji whom we know will never take Dutta's place or allow anyone else to do so......he would hav been insisting to wait for Dutta.....i can't take this....i m feeling like crying.......) ......

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 11th April 2011 Written Update

The episode starts with Diggu and the Tejani guy at logger heads (and Tejani looks like Koena Mitra......arre bhai!! he looks like a plastic surgery gone awry...Koena Mitra also had some nose job gone awry na...hence the analogy!!! aap log ainveyi kuchh bhi samajh lete ho) ...Apna kajrare aankhen...aka Digamber Diggu...(Oye!!! nahi aankhen bandh mat karo...kapde pehne hai usne...oh!!! accha!! aap to dekh hi nahi rahe ho na!! lucky girls *envious muh*) He is telling and trying to convince the people by some dhansu dialogues which am not going to quote because I know you guys are not going to read.......Basically he is trying to tell the Tejani to get lost and that he doesnot want any of the basti wasis to sell the land as he doesnot trust rich people ... his side kick asks him whether he should take out a card (Does the deck has a card which will say 'Diggu exits LTL, Dutta/MR reentries?? nahi hai na?? to phir woh cards apni jeb mein rakh aur dafa ho ja)

Diiggu tells him to leave it (the side kick name is Badshaahand he all of 4 ft tall...the boss is Diggu and his side kick is Badshah... Do I need to say more)...he says that let me finish the song of this parrot first (abe!!! kabhie popat ko gaana gaate suna hai!!!....kaunsi school mein gaya tha tu re!! cancel karo re uska recongnition)...The Tejani guy tells him that everything will be legal, you will not be cheated off anything...Diggu tells that legal ??? when you have people who cannot sign even their own names??? and then you will take everything that they own by taking thumb impressions..
Nakku and Mai
Nakku is sitting on a cot and murmuring that he has gone for work and he will come back...(owwwww!!! why ! why ! do they need to show this!!! it is heart wrenching and it is horrendous!!! the way you have made this character!! If Nakku did not deserve happiness, no one in the world did, and if Nakku deserves this, then you, who are responsible for this, deserve to be roasted in hell). Mai is in the kitchen, patronizing her that yess he will be back...and sees that she has run out of salt and she goes to buy some salt and tells the children playing outside to keep a watch on Nakku...
The Children see Nakku standing at the door and start shouting at her 'Pagli!! dont come out' 'Pagli Pagli'!!! and Nakku gets all hurt and afraid and she shrinks back and goes inside the house and closes the door...(Owwww...this is the Nakku who used to smile indulgently at the children who used to make fun of her appearance, who had the courage of a tigress, who had tamed the wild lion called Dutta, and just look at her,.....what have they reduced her too...this is one character I dont even have the heart to bash, she is, what is left of this show after Dutta, ruins and tatters...Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Nakku is standing and chanting 'Saab' when sees carrots lying in the kitchen..awwwwww!!!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....and she mumbles that she will make gajar ka halwa for her saab

Diggu and Tejani
Diggu is saying no to the offer (Still!! arre!! kitni baar na keh raha hai!! jhamela khatam kar !! warna woh suna hai na 'The lady doth protest too much!!' Hume to kucch aisa hi manjra lag raha haii).... He is telling people that your huts wont stand a chance once his 22 floor building is constructed... Tejani tells him that he doesnot understand why is he saying no!! and Diggu points his fingers at his nose and says 'Popat! apni chonch bandh kar!!' (Oye!! Kajrare!!tu decide kar le!! woh zebra shirt wala side kick popat hai ya Tejani popat hai!! hum log animal names bohot seriously lete hai!! tu hume confuse mat kar)...People are still not understanding why Diggu is saying no to Tejani's project...Diggu tells the you will only survive alongside these people till you work for this people, but you will not get equal place in here ,,,why should you leave the sea and accept the slavery of rich people...Tejani tells that he is not like other rich people (Kyun, teri ek punchh bhi haii,kya!!!) Diggu tells him to stop singing his song (hain...gaana!!??? editing mein kaat dala kya!! mujhe to sunai nahi diya re kahi popat ka gaana)Mai barges in this whole scenario and publicly beizzatifies Diggu by telling him that he needs to be home in 2 minutes...Diggu tells the Tejani guy (who looks like someone has just taken his face in one's hand and squeezed lemons out of it) that My mai has given me 2 minutes out of which 30 seconds are over, now I give you 20 seconds time to get lost (Oye!! to baaki ke 70 seconds mein tu kya karega!! garba khelega!! itna cheating.!! proper time to dena mangta na!! )

Nakku is preparing halwa saying that Saab will come (and they are playing that girl's voice in the background with LTL theme music and am crying.......Owwww!!! how much more Dutta!!! plzzz come back na....Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)...Maii comes and finds the door locked and gets worried and starts to knock and here Nakku in order to find something knocks down the bottle of kersene...and she tries to light the fire when she gets flashbacks of the mandir scene and Dutta going for Parikamma and his last glimpse in the van (oowww!!! CVssss...you know it breaks our hearts !!!) did you have to show this scene!! Nakku gets shocked all over again by that flashback and drops the lightened matchstick and sets the house on fire
Mai panicks seeing the fire and starts shouting and voila!! enters the hero in yellow vest and open brown shirt...and he breaks the door and enters inside and douses the fire....everybody is gathered outside and Tejani and his side kick is also there(the zebra shirt wala guy who apparently has lost all his strips today) Tejani asks about Nakku and stripless zebra tells him that she is the girl I told you about and Diggu has had some lafda and he has brought her over here and she does some new trick everyday....

Diggu there catches hold of Nakkku who is shouting Saab Saab!! and shakes her by her shoulder !!! (Digguuuuuuuuuuuuuu......you dare do that!! tu ruk!! mein aati hoon!! and tere gale mein woh pendant wali gun se tera peasized brain udati hoon!!!! dur hut!! hut !! hut!!!) ... He shouts at her asking whether she has gone mad (and you need to ask that!!! *smacks her forehead* even the children in your street know that she is nuts!! ) .. Mai runs in and saves Nakku from the maniac and tells the yeda!! that she is a yedi but have you also gone yeda!! Bang on Mai!! Love you for that !! now why dont you take the Jhadu and beat some sense in this yeda of yours) Nakku is crying helplessly
Nakku is telling Mai that call my Saab and I will go away and Diggu gets irritated and tells Mai to stop the taperecorder...(!!! mein abhi tujhe kya bolu...yaha pe full time fm radio chal raha hai!! tujhe popat gaata sunai deta hai!! hamari koel tape recorder lagti hai!!! kucch ilaaj karva ke khud ke kaan ka!! ainveyi khud hi baj rahe hai warna mein hi kaan ke niche bajaa dungi!!)

Nakku again cries that Saab will come and Diggu gets madder ,,,Mai tells her that I have told you na that your Saab will come then he will come..Chendya tells Diggu that she had sat the whole night at the mandir holding a bell crying out for her saab and Mai tells him to shut up..one of the woman gathered amongst the crowd tells Mai to kick her out of the house ..and Mai gets all revved up and kicks everybody out...she says that the girl is my responsibility and Nakkku is still shouting Saab!! and Diggu tells that my mind has gone round listening to her crap ! and I will not step in this house till she is here (Bravo!!! why dont you start running right from here and stop not till you find your yellow vest clad body immersed deeply under 6 feet of sea water) .Nakku is weeping helplessly that Saab will come..

It is night time and Mai is helping Nakku sleep in her cot and wonders that I have promised you that he will come but from where will I bring your Saab
Diggu and Mai
Diggu is outside somewhere with his royal sidekick (arre Badshaah naam ka sidekick royal hua ki nahi) and is doing push ups (in the night?? Instead why dont you dig yourself a mast grave!! to bury yourself...will save us a lot of trouble and teri exercise bhi ho jayegi) Badshah also asking the same that why are you doing exercise at this time of the day!! and Diggu tells him that Chhota ambulance!! dont aggravate me!! ...Mai brings food and Diggu doing Nakhras (oye!! ye sab tujh pe nahi accha lagta!! nakchade!!! and Maii !! Kyun khaana leke aayi!! kuchh mahine nahi khaata to kya hota!! mar jaata na!! no prob!! Colors can always find a replacement!!!)
Mai tells him not to get angry as the girl is helpless...Diggu tells her that he knows that the sea always does justice ...(Great!! make that sea the judge in our High court!! there are so many seats lying vacant) He says that the sea has brought that girl to me that means it has some meaning (oye!! khabardaar jo meaning dhoodhne ki koshish bhi ki!!! saare meanings nikaal ke rakh dungi dimaag se!!!) But if she does this everyday then how will I bear (that is what we have been asking you!! if you do this everyday!! how will we bear) ...Mai tells him to eat and he says he is not hungry...Mai tells him that you were 8 when I found you, just like we found that girl, and now you are 28 and have grown like a horse...do you remember anything??? Mai feeds him and he feeds Mai (owwww.... this scene made me miss him so much............dutttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Wahhhh!!!!) Diggu tells Mai that I have learnt to understand others' pain from you but when she says ''Saab' I remember everything...I want to forget that time and she reminds me of that phase again and again...Mai tells him that she doesnot make you remember ...it is you who has not still forgotten

Precap

Nakku hearing bells in her sleep and runs into the jungle where some mawalis gather around her and start harassing her by ringing bells...she runs from them and bumps into someone and is hanging on his hand (Why dont you pull it free from the holy-body which owns it!!!)