Diggu the piggu Pig standing in the middle of the road, in red banyaanAngry, shouting (Mein loot gaya barbaad ho gaya,..LTL wali ladkiyon ne meri izzat loont li..Cry)...
and Mai comes there and gives a zordaar slap on Diggu the piggu Pig's face...(Jumps into the lappie and hugs Mai)
And asks him whether you have gone mad, why are you taking out someone else's anger on her, why cant you be cool and calm...Diggu the piggu Pig says that enough of being cool ..now I am not going to do it...I dont care if she comes under a truck or a tempoAngryAngryAngry(but we do!!...we desperately want you to come under some truck or tempoAngryAngry)
and he walks away and his hand is injured and blood is dripping and Nakku watches him walk away with her eyes on his injured hand....
Diggu the piggu Pig
Diggu the piggu Pig goes and sits on a staircase and says the girl has made a sweet buttermilk of my mind (ROFLROFLROFLROFLand that is the beauty of literal translationROFLROFLROFLROFL...he said 'Dimaag ka lassi bana diya'...and I was like 'tu shakkar kaha se laya'ROFLROFLROFL) He says that because of the girl I could not drink Daaru all day long and takes out his lime-coal water bottle from the back pocket and starts drinking (and suddenly I notice one thing...he has sleeve tanROFLROFLROFL.right from his forearms..like a school going girlROFLROFL)
He then notices the injury on his hand and (oh no!! dont you dare do that!! that is my classic vintage Dutta!!!!!Angry..Dont you dare do that!!!!Angry....and he does do thatOuch) *sigh* you know na what he doesOuchOuchOuch....
Diggu the piggu Pig takes the bottle and pours it over his wounds (wahhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! DuttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCry) and he has closed his eyes like a little boy afraid of applying dettol (you can try to be Dutta...but you cannot be Dutta even in your dirtiest dreamsAngryAngry)
His eyes are still closed when a hand catches his hand, which is pouring the alcohol on his injury Ouch and he asks what do you want, will you take my life now (Go Nakku Go!! le ! le !! jaan le le uski and you are right now mad na...full benefit milega section 80 ka...you will not be prosecuted...mera vaada...pakka vaadaEmbarrassed) and Nakku just looks at the wound and has the flash backs (wahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh Duttaaaaaaaaa!!! they wrecked my favourite scene,,the teri bhi chup meri bhi chup JMM 1 scene,,,how can you !! how can you do this to me!!!! DutttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCry) Nakku has flashbacks of the JMM1 scene and the scene where she had tied her saree around his wounds after the FR when Dutta was lying flat on his bed, unconscious (after that kitchen wala scene ....aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!)(Nakku tujhe badbu nahi aa rahi...usne deo bhi nahi lagaya and you are standing so close to himDead)
Andddddddd she tears her dupatta (*sigh* *sniff* I dont even have the energy to wail now *sniff*) and ties it around Diggu the piggu Pig's arm, he pulls out once but Nakku persists (nothing ...I mean NOTHING in the world can bring that chemistry of the JMM1 scene when Dutta had pulled out his hand and Nakku had persisted...they may bring the entire laboratory of Dr. Reddy...but they wont find any chemical that would bring that chemistry between any other person than Dutta/MR and Nakku...Angry)
Nakku finally succeeds in tying up her duppatta around his arm (and how I wish it was his neck which had received the wound and Nakku would be tightening her duppatta around itAngry) She pats it and says that dont open it, or the blood will spill out....and walks out mumbling the same as Diggu the piggu Pig watches her receding backAngry (Nazar hata!! Abhi hata!!! Suna nahi ...Paraya Dhan aur Parayi naar pe nazar nahi daalteAngryAngryArjun singh ne kaha tha ,,,Namakhalal meinTongue )
Diggu the piggu Pig and Mai at Mai's house
Badshaah and Baban are sitting and eating in Mai's house while Nakku is sleeping flat in the bed....Mai is cursing Diggu the piggu Pig for not caring for her food when Diggu the piggu Pig makes his ala grand entry and says that I have to come to supervise if my children have eaten ...Mai tells him that two have eaten and gone and two just finished eating (and that is cost cutting...bechare bachho ko khaana tak nahi de pate LTL wale...kya haal ho gaya Dutta ke binaTongueLOL)...and Mai tells him to come and do the thing he is here for...EATLOL and he walks and sits on the small carpet(Oye!! remove your shoes,,,,pata nahi badtameeZ kahi ke!!! jute pehen ke khana khata hai koiAngry)
Diggu the piggu Pig tells Mai that it means you have eaten without me and Mai says yes and and Diggu the piggu Pig knows that Mai is lying so he pushes the plate towards Mai and says that you eat and Mai pushes back the plate and says you eat and then gets up and gets herself a new plate and Diggu the piggu Pig tells her that you were lying and feeds her...and then looks back at Nakku (kyun bhai, Vampire kahi ke khana aagey hai na...to picche kyun ghur raha hai....abhi bataya dimaag mein nahi utra tereAngry.Paraya Dhan aur Parayi naar pe nazar nahi daalteAngryAngryArjun singh ne kaha tha ,,,Namakhalal meinTongue )
And Mai asks him that are you still angry on her? and Diggu the piggu Pig tells Mai that she (Nakku) needs to be taken to the Mental hospital...Mai is all shocked thinking this and says that you want to send her because she reminds you of your past, why dont you find the panacea for your disease like you do for others (yes..like taking a running jump into the seaTongue ...tying that bandana a bit tight around your neck instead of your head and breaking the bottle on your own headTongue) Diggu the piggu Pig says that it cannot happen, there are somethings which can never be healed (and there are some people which can never be replacedStern Smile Angrysamjhe!!! Diggu the piggu Pig!!!) he says that they remain in our memories and stay in our every breath (oye!! you stink Diggu the piggu Pig)and Diggu the piggu Pig says that no....because they would be able to treat her (so this is going the Sadma wayOuch) Mai goes to the cupboard and brings her ornaments and says that would this be enough...Diggu the piggu Pig asks her who many people will she raise and Mai laughs out his question and asks that you give all your wealth to the basti people, have you made any saving (yes!! that would able us to send you to a long trip to Timbuktu Angry with a one way ticket and a free meal for the human eaters thereLOL..oopps I forgot...you are the piggu na...how will they eat youDead)
He doesnot take Mai's money and teases her and Mai feeds him with her hands and he bites her playingly (Maiiiii!!! 21 injections!! le ne padenge tumko!! pig bite ke 21 hote hai naAngry)
Mai and Nakku
Mai is doing pooja and Nakku wakes up hearing the aarti, and Nakku sits beside her and stares her...and Mai asks what are you staring at and Nakku makes a gesture saying that her bindi is missing and Mai says that she forgot...and Nakku takes out her bindi from her forehead and puts it on Mai and then makes a face and Mai asks what is it and she says that it doesnot suit you...and puts the bindi back on her own forehead and sees a box and goes to fetch her, That box is placed near the window
Kala enters Diggu's basti
Kala is asking about Diggu to the villagers and Nakku is taking out the sindoor ki dibbi from the box...and when Kala comes near the window in vision range, Nakku's back is turned towards her and the game of hide and seek begins...where each turn their back when other is facing the window..and finally Nakku drops the box and Mai comes and helps her pick up and then Nakku puts the bindi on Mai and tells her that she looks nice .....
(Have not commented on These two scenes..would like to add a little bit.....Mai and Nakku scenes are the heart breaking,,,Mahi is at her best right now with her child like acting,,,your heart goes out for her and then breaks into several pieces, realizing that it our sherni Nakku who stood against all odds, and just now is a mere ruin of that palace that used to be...Ouch...and Nakku brings out the best in Mai...you cannot help but just love this woman for her open heartedness....She has put her own life on hold for Nakku...*sigh* sorry but had to say thisEmbarrassed)
Diggu and Badshaah
Diggu the piggu Pig is playing mouth organ (and I cant even cry Duttaaa! now...am having that hiccuping rona dhona *sniff*) and what the Diggu the piggu Pig is playing (na...I know you are not interested in knowing..but still...I have to tell you naTongue) it is pyaar ka Nagma hai (kucch to original laata...AngryAngryAngry!! yeh pyaar ka nagma hai, aur tu hamare dil ka sadma haiAngry...pyaar ka nagma to hai nahi tha....tune sab besura kar diya........................ ....... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Cry)
Badshah comes with a violin and starts playing with him and Diggu the piggu Pigsays that me full and you half but still our fusion is super (ROFLdid not understand a word na.Tongue... the beauty of literal translationROFLROFLROFL)
Badshaah says now I dont feel the pain of being half because when I am with you I am double (ROFLROFLROFL here dostana triumphs againROFLROFLROFL)...Diggu laughs sadly and they both start playing again...and Kala makes an entry in a big car (Oye!! recently you gave Ganpat your bangles, when he asked for money!! and now you have a posh carShocked)(and she is wearing some floral work sareeShockedShockedShocked)
Precap: NS (haye!! dekhne ko taras gai thi meri aankhen iskoAngry) holding Kala at a gun point and a BG takes out drug packets from Kala's car and NS says that you cannot do this business till I am there,,, whom are you doing business with and Kala says that I cannot tell you that (looks like Kala going to take Diggu the piggu's nameDead what a twist Dead)
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