Maneet ki chori pakdi gai aur Dev bana de new Shiney Ahuja!!
Part 1
Lucky leads Dev inside a room! Lucky looks around the room in style..! Dev looks around a lil uncomfortable and as he wipes the sweat off his face he asks…’Wheres the AC?’ Lucky is startled and says…’AC?? My dear Brother in Law…you should be thankful that Beeji let u inside the house..! And it would be better for you if you forget these city styles!!’ Dev gives a half hearted grin! Lucky continues…’Coz …its likely that Tejjy will make a fan out of you and hang your from the roof!!’ Dev looks worried! Lucky is delighted with himself and blows kisses to himself..! Lucky says…’Good going son.! You spoke in such a poetic style! Fan..to be hung from the roof!!’ Dev looks on…squirming! Lucky says…’Well i swear on my Gogo…that you must not have heard such dangerous dialogues in even Gogo’s Punjabi movies!’ Dev grins…Lucky smiles..! Dev smiles.. Lucky laufs and Dev apes..! Lucky tells Dev..’You better not lauf this fake smile of yours! It will be better if you keep it in control!’ Dev nods in agreement! Lucky continues…’One more thing..! You better make a habit of getting up a bit early in morning..otherwise..!’ Dev interrupts saying ‘You have already told me all this outside..!’ Lucky says…’Meaning? If i repeat one more time..will there be gunfire?? Well listen.. your my Brother in law .or else!’ Lucky again compliments himself for being a poet…for having threatened Dev about him becoming a Fan! Dev interrupts him and says…’My luggage?’ Lucky says…’Well you dont have to worry about these small things ..and especially with Lakhvinder Singh Lucky being there! You better worry about the coming month..when Beeji and Tejjy will fly you off like a rocket!’ Lucky again is delighted with himself and compliments himself for having become a poet!’ He dances his way out of the room! (as in walk like an Egyptian style)
Right then Lachchi drags in Devs luggage and is grumbling… ‘Has he filled stones in the bags?? Its so heavy!’ Dev takes away the bags from Lachchis hands and thanks her..! Lachchi leaves in a huff! Dev whines…’Man.. everyone is after me! What a strange family! It seems like they will drive me crazy in this one month!’ Nandini is standing behind Dev and overhears..! Nandini comes and stands before Dev..! Dev is startled to see her! Nandini smiles and so does Dev! Nandini says…’So our family is strange? We all will drive you crazy?’ Dev is startled and tries to cover up! Dev says…’No..! I din mean that! I dinno that you were standing behind me!’ Nandini says..’So what did you mean? And if you knew that i was standing behind you..then you wont have said all these things?’ Dev stammers and says…’Yes.. yes… erm..No no! I din mean that!’ Nandini says…’I dun wanna know your meaning! But how did u think like this about my family?’ Dev shakes his head..! Nandini says…’By the way..what are you? What i know about you..no one else knows.. and if they find out..i dunno what would happen!’ Dev says..’Whats left to know!’ Nandini makes her hand gesture such that Dev tries to duck ..but Nandini extends her hand..! Dev says all confused ..’What?’ Nandini says…’My book!’
Dev opens his bag and takes out the book! But before giving it to Nandini he stops and says..all agitated..’One minute! First you tell me..what exactly is your problem with me? Why are you so angry with me? And why do you get so irritated in small small things?What exactly is your problem?? Tell me!’ Nandini snatches the book from Dev’s hand! As she starts to walk out of the room ..she trips on the bags lying on the floor and is about to fall..! Dev holds her just in time! Both lost in eyelock..! Nandini jerks herself from Dev’s grip and chides him saying..’What kind of a misbehaviour is this?’ Dev says..’Misbehaviour? You were about to fall down, i picked you up! And that makes me misbehaved? You feel as if all are misbehaved in this world right?’ Nandini says…’I know you very well! Did i ask you for help?? No..! Then why did you help me? Get out of the way!’ Nandini tries to walk away again and ends up falling on the floor..! Dev extends his hand…but stops midway! He says..’Sorry.. you din ask for help!’ Dev grins.. Nandini glares! Nandini starts to leave when Dev says..’By the way on an average..how many times do you fall in a day?’ Nandini glares .. Dev grins! Nandini says…’Go die!’ and leaves! Dev puffs angrily and closes the door of the room after Nandini leaves! Dev says..’Oh my God..is this a girl or what? Drove me crazy! Grrr!!’
Geet is hysterical and is pacing in her room! Geet says..’Hey Babaji…What is happening? One problem is not solved..another has started..! Maan has become a driver.. Dev has become Maan..and if this continues ..then dunno what i have to become! Babaji..i m telling you.. if Beeji found out the truth ..for life she will..!!’ Right then MSK comes and covers Geets mouth with his hand and slides his arm around Geets waist and pulls her close! Geet shrieks..! Jugnu..who is sitting outside in the alley reading his detective novel and drinking ..hears the noise and gets alert! Geets arms are on MSK’s biceps! Jugnu says..’Jugnu if your well tuned ears have not been fooled, that was a shriek of a woman! That means its the time for action!’ Jugnu drinks some more and says…’Jugnu.. get started!’ Geet removes MSK’s hand from her mouth and says…’Maan what are you doing?? Go from here! Already there are so many problems ..and you are still in the mood for fun? If Beeji saw you here…she will show you stars in the day!’ MSK pulls Geet more close..! MSK says…’You have to worry for Beeji ..! I can handle your whole family on my own! If anyone has courage..let them come and try!!’ Geet says…looking behind MSK ‘Maan..look’ and MSK turns with a start..and releases Geet..! Geet tries to move away.. but MSK holds her hand and pulls her close again!’ Geet says..’Maan.. what are you doing? Someone will come! I am feeling very strange!’ MSK says…’Dont you have faith in me?’ Geet says..’Yes Maan!’ MSK puts his finger on Geets lips to silence her and puts his hands on Geets arms! MSK says…’Do you have faith in me..or not?’ Geet nods her agreement! MSK says…’Then.. dont worry Geet!’ Maneet are lost in each other..! Jugnu is walking in the alley in typical desi detective style..near Geets room! MSK says…’Just let me live in these moments! And as such.. we wont get another opportunity to have the fun of meeting secretly!!’
Jugnu is closing in on Geets room saying ‘Jugnu’s sharp brain says that the noise is coming from somewhere nearby here!’ MSK says…’After so many days your so near to me! Let me drown in these Lake-deep eyes!’ Geet smiles! Geet puts her arms around MSK’s neck and says..’Well dont you think that you have become very naughty!’ MSK slides his arms around Geets waist! MSK says…’Its the magic of your naughty eyes! And as such my decency is praised in every nook and corner!! Geet says..’Oh really? Your decency?’ MSK says..’Yes’ ! Jugnu passes by Geets room…! Geet says..’I can see!’ Jugnu suddenly freezes and turns back and peeps into Geets room and is shocked to see Maneet snuggling..and smiling! Right then Geet notices Jungu and freezes!!! Geet turns to MSK and says..’Mamaji..!!’ She tries to break free from MSK’s grip! MSK says..’Dun play pranks!’ Geet says…’Maan! Mamaji has come!’ She turns MSKs face around to look at Jugnu! Both Maneet break their hug and look BUSTED!!
MSK quickly turns and covers his face with his hand..! Jugnu closes in and says…’Well Jugnu too has seen a lot! And now i will go and call everyone and show them your deed! I have identified you Balwant! Now theres no use of covering your face with your hand like Dev Anand!’ Geet says..’Manoj Kumar!’ MSK turns and looks at Geet ..n Geet holds her ears as if to say Sorry! Jungu pulls Geet aside and comes closer to MSK and says..’Oye Driver..how dare you …first coming to our house and then trying to hit on our girl..!’ MSK forms a tight fist and Jugnu stops midway! Geet is shocked..!! Jugnu pulls Geet and makes her stand in between him and MSK! Jugnu continues…’You dared to come inside the girls room? No matter..!’ Geet tells Jugnu to leave her hand.. He does! Geet and Maan start arguing in action…(just moving their lips)! Jugnu says..’I will go and tell Sister rightaway! I will open up your secret! You both wait right here!I will just go..!’ Geet tries to stop Jugnu.. but by then Jugnu leaves after closing the door of Geets room from outside! Geet starts to fight with MSK… ‘See … now we got stuck! I told you so many times..that dont come…!’ Geet tries to open the door of the room but to no avail! Jugnu is walking in the alley saying..’Go and tell Sister..whom you saw in Geet’s room today!’ Jugnu stops midway trying to recollect whom he saw!! Jugnu curses himself and decides to go and see again..but suddenly recollects that he saw Balwant..!! Jugnu continues to walk!
Nandini is grumbling in the alley n cursing Dev… ! She says..’Didi got only that guy in this world to marry! Didi is so innocent! But i saw all his colors in just 4 days..! First that teasing at the bus stop! Then he made me his wife! And that Ladies Toilet thing.. eeks!! He is such a cheap person!!’ Nandini continues walking! Jugnu is walking from the opposite side and both Dash into each other! Nandini says…’Mamaji ..watch where you walk!’ Jugnu says..’One minute! Dont confuse me! I remember everything! I have to go to sister and tell her ..copy to copy everything!’ Nandini says…’Whom are you spying on?’ Jugnu is lost for a moment! Nandini says..’Which novel did u read now?’ Jugnu asks..’Girl. your are Nandini right?’ Nandini says..’No i am Kareena Kapoor!’ Jugnu plays along and greets Nandini as if she is Kareena! Jugnu says..’What do you think? You will fool Jugnu? Today Jugnu wont forget a thing! You are my niece Meenakshi!’ Nandini says…’Mamaji.. Nandini!!’ Jugnu says..’Ok ..ok! I made a mistake..but that doesnt mean that you talk to elders in such high tone!! Do you have manners or not?’ Nandini apologises and says..’Dunno what has gotten into me..! Ever since that MSK has come in the house..my temper is on a high!!’ Jugnu says..’MSK? Well i just saw him right now.!’ Nandini says..’You saw MSK right now??’ Jugnu tries to recollect whom he saw! Jugnu says..’I saw HIM! One minute..girl.. dun confuse me! I saw HIM and i have to tell Sister!’ Jugnu leaves…and Nandini says confused ‘MSK?’
Part 2
Beeji is sitting on the swing in the common area of the mansion! Tejjy and Pammi are sitting on the cot..! Lucky is working out…! Lucky suggests to Beeji that..’Beeji…theres a way to bring our dear Jijaji on line! First thing to do is wake him up early in the morning and send him off to the farm to get fodder for buffalos! And then..with me..in the Akhada! In four days..his head will get straightened…our Hero Heralal!!’ Beeji tells Lucky to Shut up and says..’If you speak in between again then i will set your mood straight!!’ Lucky pouts..! Tejjy says…’Well its better if you dont talk about the Akhada..! We all know how much respect you garnered at the wrestling competition!’ Lucky grumbles…and says.’Sometimes even Dara Singh too loses! Now you see!!’ Right then Jugnu comes screaming…and says..’Sister get up and come with me quickly! Fast..come on!’ Beeji says..’Jugnu …you came drunk again!’ Jugnu says..’Taunt me later..first come with me!’ Beeji says..’Where to?’ Jugnu says..’In Geets room!’ Tejjy says..’Whats there in Geets room?’ Jungu says..’Son.. theres someone in Geets room!’ Beeji looks worried.! Lucky says..’Wow Mama! You are weird.. Who will be in Geets room.. obviously Geet only!!’ Jugnu asks Lucky to shut up!! Beeji asks Jugnu..’Tell us who is there? Did u see anyone!’ Jugnu says..’Yes! I did.. i did see someone..in Geets room!’ Tejjy asks.. ‘Whom did u see?’
Jugnu looks lost and self thot..’Whom did i see? Oh Man..i forgot again?’ Tejjy says..’Tell us!’ Jugnu says..’Have to say..!’ Jugnu speaks loudly.. ‘Well Sister…come with me..and see it for yourself! This time i have full proof! I have locked the door from outside!’ Lucky says…’Mama..the one whom you saw must be having some name?’ Jugnu says..’Forget the name..just come with me!’ Beeji says…’Tejjy lets go and see once!’ All of them get up and start to move towards Geets room!! Meanwhile.. Maneet are in the room and Geet is pacing around and MSK looks peeved! Jugnu shows the closed door and says..’I closed it! Our man is inside!’ Tejjy says..’Mamaji.. we came till here ..now tell us who is inside!’ Jugnu is lost again! Lucky suggest ‘Is it our brother in law MSK??’ Jugnu says..’Yes..its MSK inside!!’ Jugnu opens the door and all look inside Geets room…!
Part 3
Beeji/ Tejjy/ Pammi/ Lucky led by Jugnu and Geets exchange stares at each other..!!! Jugnu says…’Come in and see..! So now your secrets out!’ Jugnu laufs! Everyone continues staring at Geet..and Geet smiles nervously!!
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Precap- Nandini is holding a water jug and walking but suddenly sees Dev holding Lachchi helping her to get up…! Dev makes Lachchi sit and sits next to Lachchi.. with his back to Nandini! Nandini is disgusted and whines..’Poor Geet didi! What kind of man she has married…!He is so wild! He doesnt even spare the servants of the house!
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