Mai and Nakku
We are subjected to a cruel vision of Nakky in two chottis in some red and black dress with red ribbons and Mai asking why are you afraid...dont be afraid...go and take a bath and then I will take you to fish marked (bas yehi baaki tha...Nakku in macchi bazaar) ..and then Mai wonders what will Nakku call her...she tells Nakku to address her as Mai...and Nakku forgets the M letter and says Aai (the way she says it, it is almost like a child learning to speak....so cute yet so sad...what are they subjecting her to)
Mai tell Mai or Aai make no difference....and sends Nakku to take a bath....
Mai and Nakku and Fish Market
Mai is dragging Nakku with her in the fish market and Nakku is wearing some green punjabi dress with matching floroscent green ribbons (Whatever that may be,,,,but Mai's character is very good..almost like Babi...taking care of Nakku and making her wear matching ribbons..the character has just come at wrong time..but had such great potential)...She makes Nakku sit beside her and Nakku is caressing the dead fish and looking at it with wonder (ewwww...vegetarians dont watch plz......oh !! I forgot... nobody is watching it except me...)...The women around Mai tell her that why did you bring this mad girl over here...if she is here, who will come to buy anything from you...Mai tells her to shut up and mind her own business....(aur nahi to kya...manhoos baatein karti hai!! koi din ke shuru mein aisa upshagun karta hai kya!!! boni ke time khoti karti hai)....
Some woman comes to buy fish from Mai and enters into bargaining and Mai drums her up by saying that are you trying to demean the life of a person who risks his life to get the fish..Get lost!!! ...Mai is in one hell of a mood...people come to buy and Mai is shouting and selling,...Nakku slips from there and Chendya comes and asks Mai if she is here then where is that Saab saab wali ladki....and Mai realizes that Nakku gayab ho gai hai...and starts mission Search Nakku....she is asking everyone that have they seen Dariya ki ladki...
She goes to her house and sees it is locked and Nakku is not there also...the children ...Chendya along with Babban and jinga also start searching for the Dariya wali item...
then one of the children suggest that she might have gone back to where she came from ... manjhe she must have gone to the sea...
And sure enough...she was near the sea building sand castles (it was not a castle...it was a pathetic caricature of house in form of a lump of sand) and Nakku is happy saying beautiful house...and Mai and Children reach there...Mai gets sad seeing this...Tide comes and takes away Nakku's house and she gets sad and starts shouting at the sea and runs towards it cursing it for taking away her house (and I here am cursing some genius and his mind for taking away my LTL...why are they subjecting me to this...I swear I can tolerate Diggu, the piggu...because I can bash him left and right...NS too because he brings out the worst sarcasm in me..but how do I bash this Nakku...tell me how do I find good humour in this)
Mai tries controlling her and takes Nakku back home (Dont know why but I loved Mai in this scene..when Nakku was cursing the sea, Mai joined right in for a second saying ...haan!!! to Nakku's curse...it was so like a mother cursing a table when her child hits his head against it and actually treats it like a live subject of aggravation....*sigh* the mother daughter relation always reaches the most softer side of me)
Chendya says that this is turning out to be a ritual, the item getting lost and all trying to find her as if they have no other work (Very Good Chendya...just tell it to the creatives how damn repetitive this is) and says that he needs to put Diggu the piggu to its notice....
NS and Baaji
NS is playing chess alone (ofcourse, it reduces the fear of losing na...buzzdil kahi ka)
he is saying that pawn is the smallest and the most important piece of the chess'the king always hides behind him ....but pawns need to be kept in check or they can take the place of the king...(Oye!! kabhie chess khela hai kya...the highest a pawn can be elevated if he reaches the last row of the enemy is to be a queen and not a king...bada aya shatranj khelnevala...dafa ho.)...
Baaji enters and NS without looking at Baaji senses him and says come Baaji ...Baaji tries to touch his feet and he stops him saying that you dont need to touch my feet...you have done the work that I should ensure you get your place right beside me....you have curbed the tension in Patil wadi in just one day...he cups Baaji's gora gora face in his black black hands..(Chhod !! chhod mere Baaji ko..aise kya khule aam kiss karega isse...Baaji looked so cute) and NS tells him to take a seat pointing to his seat (arre seat maane chair....Baaji mat baithna!!! germs lag jayenge is kallu ke)
Baaji says that how can I take your seat?? NS says that it is not the matter of the seat, it is the matter of responsibility which you have dispensed with great character and hence you deserve to sit and makes him sit forcibly (he deserves much more and you are no one to decide...what he deserves is Dutttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)
NS goes near the bar and pours out the drink....and is asking Baaji that who do you think is behind this horrendous act (abe use nahi, hume pucch....uska naam P.S. I mean Pls...kisiko batana nahi...uski supaari lega kya..phir promise...I wont make fun of you...aai shapath)
Baaji gets alert and says that you know everything NS...you must be knowing it na... (ishmart hai na mera Baaji) Baaji tries standing up but NS without turning towards him tells him to sit down and comes near him and gives him the drink and asks him what does your heart say (his heart says that you are a $#%$#%...and kindly let him go,,he is such a sweet bacha)...Baaji takes the drink reluctantly and is thinking when NS says Sudarshan???
Baaji is surprised and says Sudarshan ?? And NS says that it is the nature of back stabbing people ot back stab (wah wah!! kya profound statement hai...or teri fitrat mein kya hai re kallumal...daag jaye par rang na jaye)
NS continues playing with Baaji's mind (and it is so easy...Baaji has never been an independent thinker and now he is coming under the influence in absence of Dutta under Dutta's Guru..Poor Baaji) ...NS says that Camel never walks straight (the guy is obsessed with Chess...somebody gift him a dozen of chess cardboards...and let him play all day long...at least we would be spared of this horror) NS warns Baaji that he needs to keep an eye on Suds....Baaji is getting convinced and remembers how Suds had once wanted to be in Dutta's chair and says that NS you are right (Baaji..you idiot!!! Dutta's enemy is right in front of you!!! open your eyes!!!)
Baaji says that Suds cannot be trusted and NS says that once you have sat on the chair you have started to think like a King...But I donot understand one thing (you dont understand anything you soot ki ghatiya advertisement....fair and lovely ka before and after mein se before wala model)...why when you have no defect at all, when you are bhau's right hand did AS not choose you as his heir (because she is the pendulum and she has fallen in love with you at the first sight and shuru ho gai...NS and AS ki eternal LS)
Baaji gets all depressed and is in thinking mode when NS receives a call from Suds and NS starts talking to him as Beta!! i have been waiting for your call (Lo!!!! we finally found the progenitor of Suds the Ullu!!! The root cause of such a character!! should he be spared now!!!)
Baaji is in thinking mode while NS talks with Suds and surreptitiously glancing at Baaji....
Mai Nakku and Diggu
Mai has brought Nakku home and makes her sit on the cot when the hero ...Diggu the piggu enters shouting...(oye!! nikal bahar!!! bola tha na!! ke jab tak yeh ladki hai yaha, tu nahi ayega andar!! to!!! bahar nikal!! pendulum kahi ke!!!! ) and tells Mai that he needs to talk to her,,,(ha to talk...why do you need to shout from the roof tops and announce it to the world that you are going to talk to your own mother)
Mai tells him to wait as she needs to first take care of Nakku...Diggu the piggu gets all jealous that his mother is giving attention to the girl and says that he had brought her to Mai to take care till the girl regains consciousness...now she has regained consciousness she needs to go...( you need to go!! you $%^$^$^$!! ) Mai tells her where she will go..and Diggu the piggu tells her that he will give her to the police, they will find where she belongs to and give her back to her people....Mai asks him that how come he believes in police and the police will leave her on the road...she is no princess..she is poor and the police wont be able to locate anyone of her people...Diggu the piggu gets mad and marches across the room to Nakku and catches hold of her hand to drag her hand (hata abhi haath hata...warna haath tere body se alag kar dungi!! Duttaaaa!! waahhhhh!!!!!)
Precap: NS is playing Chess (Again) and thinking that pawn and the vazir ..meaning Baaji and Suds (oye!! Baaji is no pyada!! he is the vazir!! get your facts right first) ...they need to be done away with...and Nakku also should not come in between ...he breaks the chess pieces and throws them with vengeance
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