The episode starts with Diggu and the Tejani guy at logger heads (and Tejani looks like Koena Mitra......arre bhai!! he looks like a plastic surgery gone awry...Koena Mitra also had some nose job gone awry na...hence the analogy!!! aap log ainveyi kuchh bhi samajh lete ho) ...Apna kajrare aankhen...aka Digamber Diggu...(Oye!!! nahi aankhen bandh mat karo...kapde pehne hai usne...oh!!! accha!! aap to dekh hi nahi rahe ho na!! lucky girls *envious muh*) He is telling and trying to convince the people by some dhansu dialogues which am not going to quote because I know you guys are not going to read.......Basically he is trying to tell the Tejani to get lost and that he doesnot want any of the basti wasis to sell the land as he doesnot trust rich people ... his side kick asks him whether he should take out a card (Does the deck has a card which will say 'Diggu exits LTL, Dutta/MR reentries?? nahi hai na?? to phir woh cards apni jeb mein rakh aur dafa ho ja)
Diiggu tells him to leave it (the side kick name is Badshaahand he all of 4 ft tall...the boss is Diggu and his side kick is Badshah... Do I need to say more)...he says that let me finish the song of this parrot first (abe!!! kabhie popat ko gaana gaate suna hai!!!....kaunsi school mein gaya tha tu re!! cancel karo re uska recongnition)...The Tejani guy tells him that everything will be legal, you will not be cheated off anything...Diggu tells that legal ??? when you have people who cannot sign even their own names??? and then you will take everything that they own by taking thumb impressions..
Nakku and Mai
Nakku is sitting on a cot and murmuring that he has gone for work and he will come back...(owwwww!!! why ! why ! do they need to show this!!! it is heart wrenching and it is horrendous!!! the way you have made this character!! If Nakku did not deserve happiness, no one in the world did, and if Nakku deserves this, then you, who are responsible for this, deserve to be roasted in hell). Mai is in the kitchen, patronizing her that yess he will be back...and sees that she has run out of salt and she goes to buy some salt and tells the children playing outside to keep a watch on Nakku...
The Children see Nakku standing at the door and start shouting at her 'Pagli!! dont come out' 'Pagli Pagli'!!! and Nakku gets all hurt and afraid and she shrinks back and goes inside the house and closes the door...(Owwww...this is the Nakku who used to smile indulgently at the children who used to make fun of her appearance, who had the courage of a tigress, who had tamed the wild lion called Dutta, and just look at her,.....what have they reduced her too...this is one character I dont even have the heart to bash, she is, what is left of this show after Dutta, ruins and tatters...Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Nakku is standing and chanting 'Saab' when sees carrots lying in the kitchen..awwwwww!!!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....and she mumbles that she will make gajar ka halwa for her saab
Diggu and Tejani
Diggu is saying no to the offer (Still!! arre!! kitni baar na keh raha hai!! jhamela khatam kar !! warna woh suna hai na 'The lady doth protest too much!!' Hume to kucch aisa hi manjra lag raha haii).... He is telling people that your huts wont stand a chance once his 22 floor building is constructed... Tejani tells him that he doesnot understand why is he saying no!! and Diggu points his fingers at his nose and says 'Popat! apni chonch bandh kar!!' (Oye!! Kajrare!!tu decide kar le!! woh zebra shirt wala side kick popat hai ya Tejani popat hai!! hum log animal names bohot seriously lete hai!! tu hume confuse mat kar)...People are still not understanding why Diggu is saying no to Tejani's project...Diggu tells the you will only survive alongside these people till you work for this people, but you will not get equal place in here ,,,why should you leave the sea and accept the slavery of rich people...Tejani tells that he is not like other rich people (Kyun, teri ek punchh bhi haii,kya!!!) Diggu tells him to stop singing his song (hain...gaana!!??? editing mein kaat dala kya!! mujhe to sunai nahi diya re kahi popat ka gaana)Mai barges in this whole scenario and publicly beizzatifies Diggu by telling him that he needs to be home in 2 minutes...Diggu tells the Tejani guy (who looks like someone has just taken his face in one's hand and squeezed lemons out of it) that My mai has given me 2 minutes out of which 30 seconds are over, now I give you 20 seconds time to get lost (Oye!! to baaki ke 70 seconds mein tu kya karega!! garba khelega!! itna cheating.!! proper time to dena mangta na!! )
Nakku is preparing halwa saying that Saab will come (and they are playing that girl's voice in the background with LTL theme music and am crying.......Owwww!!! how much more Dutta!!! plzzz come back na....Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)...Maii comes and finds the door locked and gets worried and starts to knock and here Nakku in order to find something knocks down the bottle of kersene...and she tries to light the fire when she gets flashbacks of the mandir scene and Dutta going for Parikamma and his last glimpse in the van (oowww!!! CVssss...you know it breaks our hearts !!!) did you have to show this scene!! Nakku gets shocked all over again by that flashback and drops the lightened matchstick and sets the house on fire
Mai panicks seeing the fire and starts shouting and voila!! enters the hero in yellow vest and open brown shirt...and he breaks the door and enters inside and douses the fire....everybody is gathered outside and Tejani and his side kick is also there(the zebra shirt wala guy who apparently has lost all his strips today) Tejani asks about Nakku and stripless zebra tells him that she is the girl I told you about and Diggu has had some lafda and he has brought her over here and she does some new trick everyday....
Diggu there catches hold of Nakkku who is shouting Saab Saab!! and shakes her by her shoulder !!! (Digguuuuuuuuuuuuuu......you dare do that!! tu ruk!! mein aati hoon!! and tere gale mein woh pendant wali gun se tera peasized brain udati hoon!!!! dur hut!! hut !! hut!!!) ... He shouts at her asking whether she has gone mad (and you need to ask that!!! *smacks her forehead* even the children in your street know that she is nuts!! ) .. Mai runs in and saves Nakku from the maniac and tells the yeda!! that she is a yedi but have you also gone yeda!! Bang on Mai!! Love you for that !! now why dont you take the Jhadu and beat some sense in this yeda of yours) Nakku is crying helplessly
Nakku is telling Mai that call my Saab and I will go away and Diggu gets irritated and tells Mai to stop the taperecorder...(!!! mein abhi tujhe kya bolu...yaha pe full time fm radio chal raha hai!! tujhe popat gaata sunai deta hai!! hamari koel tape recorder lagti hai!!! kucch ilaaj karva ke khud ke kaan ka!! ainveyi khud hi baj rahe hai warna mein hi kaan ke niche bajaa dungi!!)
Nakku again cries that Saab will come and Diggu gets madder ,,,Mai tells her that I have told you na that your Saab will come then he will come..Chendya tells Diggu that she had sat the whole night at the mandir holding a bell crying out for her saab and Mai tells him to shut up..one of the woman gathered amongst the crowd tells Mai to kick her out of the house ..and Mai gets all revved up and kicks everybody out...she says that the girl is my responsibility and Nakkku is still shouting Saab!! and Diggu tells that my mind has gone round listening to her crap ! and I will not step in this house till she is here (Bravo!!! why dont you start running right from here and stop not till you find your yellow vest clad body immersed deeply under 6 feet of sea water) .Nakku is weeping helplessly that Saab will come..
It is night time and Mai is helping Nakku sleep in her cot and wonders that I have promised you that he will come but from where will I bring your Saab
Diggu and Mai
Diggu is outside somewhere with his royal sidekick (arre Badshaah naam ka sidekick royal hua ki nahi) and is doing push ups (in the night?? Instead why dont you dig yourself a mast grave!! to bury yourself...will save us a lot of trouble and teri exercise bhi ho jayegi) Badshah also asking the same that why are you doing exercise at this time of the day!! and Diggu tells him that Chhota ambulance!! dont aggravate me!! ...Mai brings food and Diggu doing Nakhras (oye!! ye sab tujh pe nahi accha lagta!! nakchade!!! and Maii !! Kyun khaana leke aayi!! kuchh mahine nahi khaata to kya hota!! mar jaata na!! no prob!! Colors can always find a replacement!!!)
Mai tells him not to get angry as the girl is helpless...Diggu tells her that he knows that the sea always does justice ...(Great!! make that sea the judge in our High court!! there are so many seats lying vacant) He says that the sea has brought that girl to me that means it has some meaning (oye!! khabardaar jo meaning dhoodhne ki koshish bhi ki!!! saare meanings nikaal ke rakh dungi dimaag se!!!) But if she does this everyday then how will I bear (that is what we have been asking you!! if you do this everyday!! how will we bear) ...Mai tells him to eat and he says he is not hungry...Mai tells him that you were 8 when I found you, just like we found that girl, and now you are 28 and have grown like a horse...do you remember anything??? Mai feeds him and he feeds Mai (owwww.... this scene made me miss him so much............dutttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Wahhhh!!!!) Diggu tells Mai that I have learnt to understand others' pain from you but when she says ''Saab' I remember everything...I want to forget that time and she reminds me of that phase again and again...Mai tells him that she doesnot make you remember ...it is you who has not still forgotten
Precap
Nakku hearing bells in her sleep and runs into the jungle where some mawalis gather around her and start harassing her by ringing bells...she runs from them and bumps into someone and is hanging on his hand (Why dont you pull it free from the holy-body which owns it!!!)
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