The episode starts... with... aye haye...oye hoye...wah wah ...
jiski yaad mein guzare mein pal pal taare gin gin..
jo raha meri aankho ke saamne raat raat din din,
kaash use le jaaye aake koi alladin ka jin jin,
warna mein lungi iss torture ka lungi badla gin gin...hahahahaha...*evil laugh*
To aapko samajh aa hi gaya hoga ki mein kis nazare ki baat kar rahi hoon, ...
Hamare pyaare, Digamber the sitamger...baithe hai hospital mein apni Mai ke saath and his half baked friend who is sitting right next to him peeling apples ...LOL...Mai is saying that you have done so much for me and Diggu saying that I did what I felt was right, you happy so me happy...Mai says that when I come home, I will nazar utaro you (sorry dont know the translationLOL...what will it be...bring down the sightTongueLOL) (And arre Maii, iss kajrare ko kiski nazar lagegiConfused...us par nazar padegi to lagegi naLOL)
He snatches the fruit plat from his half baked friend and feeds the fruit to Mai and Mai is very happy seeing him like this but gets worried as to what happened to Nakku...Diggu tells that I have not tied her and she is in my kholi with the chillar party (Angrytune use apne sadiyal si kholi mein rakhaAngry..) Mai is happy...she says that you left her in your dungeon?? Diggu is all offended...and Mai tells her that now she is your responsibility and Diggu says that I cannot keep her ...once you come back she is coming with you ...
Mai tells him that Badshah has told her, you had taken her to mental hospital but then brought her back (yes he thought that his house was a bigger pagalkhana,..she was likely to be torture morein his house than there, hence the actionTongueLOL) Diggu has flashbacks of what had happened in the hospital and said that he could not have left her there...Mai and Badshah signal each other and laugh and Diggu gets all conscious ...and Mai tells him that how much have you changed ?? (arre Mai...tere kapde change hue hai,,,,baaki koi farq nahi hai,,,wo wahi tera badbudar, kapde udhar, jute bimaar, and bina socks ka diggu hai,,,Pechan use pehchanTongueLOL)...
Diggu gets a phone call and he makes a run (hayyeee..aise hi LTL se kab bhaag raha hai reTongue hum taaliya aur seetiyaan bajayengi aapki catwalk ke liyeDead)...he instructs his half baked friend to make provision for Mai's apple of the eye's food and the children and leaves and Mai watches him leave and says that how much has he changed D'oh
Suds and...AND...aND...RoopsShocked
Roops and Suds walking in PN and Roops saying that after Bhau everything has changed, police entered this house ...Suds blames it on BaajiAngry...He says that if Patilwadi would have been under his control none of this would have happened...now it is under NS...and Roops tells him that NS had given him a chance (HainConfused first of Roops talking is likeShockedShockedShocked...Roops talking sense is likeShockedShockedShockedShocked and Roops knows this deal is likeShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked...ye kya ho raha hai bhia...ye kaunsa serial hai hume bata do...bechari updater ko nahi pata chalega to woh logo ko kaise bataeygi..I tell you,from tomorrow I will be putting this update on the general forum...jiski serial ka bhai woh claim kar lenaLOL)
Suds and Roops argue a bit about this and then Roops says that Kala could be behind this and Suds suddenly turns like a cat on the hot tin roof...jumpy wumpy ...ohhh!! my pants on fire!!!LOL...he reacts saying that you are doubting me like Baaji and Roops says that Kala is not the one who will sit quiet and she will not spare anyone especially you who was once her ally...(and just look at Suds expression...the one man who has been consistent in this whole transistion period...the blood actually drains out of his face and to his knees...the man who is not so scared of Dutta as he is of Kala...LOL)
He starts talking to himself with Roops listening that Kala cannot do that ..she is alone and cannot do this...and while talking he is all sweating like a pit..errr...I mean sweating profuselyTongueLOL ...Roops asks him the reason and saying that why is he so afraidd and that it means he is with Kala or he is afraid of Kala...(and she is actually making him count with her fingers raised like explaining to a kid...Roops has suddenly grown upShockedLOL)...Suds gets all wet behind the ears and walks away saying that dont make my dimaag ka dahi...ShockedTongueLOL
LOLTongue
Basti
Children outside Diggu's house (errr whatever that dungeon is calledDead)...and talking to Badshah about food and they enter inside where Nakku has turned the whole house upside down ...they ask her what is she doing and she says that there is nothing in the house and she is hungry and is searching for food ( I really dont know whether to laugh or cry...this is my tubelight vahini who could survive without food for what seemed like months...would be doing vrats and upvaas for her Saab to come back and now she is asking for food and crying because she is hungry...Ouch...wahhh
hhhCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryDuttaaa!!!!!!!Cry)
The children tell her that this is Diggu's kholi, you wont find food over here and she says that then she will make food . puran poli and gajar ka halwa...she needs the stove and the children tell her that those all things are at Mai's house and Nakku tells them to take her there and jinga gets irritated and whispers to Chendya and Nakku is asking her whether he is complaining about her (the way she says meri chugli kar raha hai...was so very sweet...I swear I could kill someone for this character assassinationAngryAngryAngry)
Badshah tells her that we will eat all that later on right now she can have vada pau...and Nakku keeps on ranting about how she used to prepare gajar ka halwa for her saabOuch
Two white cars come and are about to clash with each other and how I wished the brakes would have failed and I would have seen the last of the two apple of someone named brinjal's eyes...aankhein phoot jaati uski...humari aankhein baksh jaatiAngry
Angry
you know na whom am I talking about??? Noo!! to ye lo1!!Tongue
Pesh karte hai...
Diggu aur NSTongue
Diggu and NS
Is bhikhari ke paas van haiConfused...oye!! oyeee!!!!!! you AngryAngryAngry...ambulance le ke ghum raha hai!! phir se hospital se churaya tune ambulanceAngry...isko pakdo, pito maro!!! koi to kucch karo!!!!AngryAngryAngry
Diiggu climbs down and does a lot of cat walking towards the car in which the fair and handsome ..aye haye...oye hoye...NS betha hai...aaj phir se gora wala make up hai...black and white chameleon kahi ka,,,Diggu apologizes and climbs in the car and says that sorry for being two minute late (Kaash..tu 2 mahine late hota...Ouch)...NS puts hand on Diggu's cheek and says that it is ok...I would have waited for two births for you...Shocked (Haye!! ye lo!! hum kham kha diggu and Nakku ki LS ka intezar kar rahe hai...yaha to janamo janam ka rishta bandh chuka hai...aur khamkha iiss janam ke janjaal mein uljhe hai...ye moh maaya ko tyaag ,,,ab bas hume Dutta ka naam japana haiLOL) ...NS gifts him a wrist watch and Diiggu says that whatever I have is all yours...NS says that tell me whether you like it or not...Diggu says that I will always keep it with me...(ab batao...sach batao..agar maine ye dialogues ainveyi likhe hote ,,,to you would have thought na ke hubby wifey ke dialogues haiLOL...sach bataoWink...kitna cute relation hai inkaEmbarrassed... I can imagine NS singing...
aaja meri gadi mein baith jaa..
aaja meri gadi mein baith jaa,
wrist watch dilaunga,
coochi coochi khilaunga,
round bhi maraunga beech par....Tongue
Diggu saying that you called me after so many days...(owww,,,,,,NS tell me na you missed me...I miissed you tooDead..Gosh how crass can this getAngryAngryAngryAngry)...and NS saying that I have some work for you and Diggu saying that I have learnt from you only...me your student (Oye!! NS.!! tune kya paathshaala kholi hai..!!! saare tere bache!! sab tere ko guru maante1!!...Dead)...Diggu says that whatever you say will be done and then NS tells him something in mute...and Diggu saying that your work will be done...(oye tujhe mute mein kyun nahi rakha Angry)...NS warns that he has high security alert in his house but Diggu tells that it will be done...and NS tells your reward. Diggu says that our relation is not about money and takes NS's hand and puts it on his head ...
NS tells him that I like you very much (Lo!! ab ek ghutne pe jaake propose bhi kar le!! phool ki zarurat nahi,,woh gandi si daaru ki baatli se bhi propose karega tab bhi Diggu ha bol degaTongue)He says that I like you because you dont touch my feet, people who touch the feet, backstabShockedShockedShocked...(ye funda kaha se laya tu re!!! ghanchakkar!!! chameleon1!! gande badbudar kallumal!!! purane safari ki biki hui dukaan se fenke hue maal!!! tere saare daant gir jaaye!! or chudaooli ki raani tujhse kahe ke aapko dekh ke humein lajja aati hai!!!Dead)
Diggu climbs out of the car and walks back to his ambulanceTongue
Nakku, Children and here comes Diggu...AND...AND...Dutta's FBsCry
Nakku roaming around the house and sees beer bottles and has flashbacks of her trying to stop Dutta from drinking and Dutta pushing her out of the roomCryCryCry ...Dutta smashing bottles after Sups ran away...Cry...and says that she will throw everything away,,,,she starts pouring the beer outside window and Diggu enters and sees Nakku in the act and gets mad and takes her by the shoulders and scolds her and Nakku tells that beer is bad and I didnot let Saab drinking and wont let you drink alsoOuchOuch...And Diggu says that I dont want to hear saab...The children come inside hearing the shouts and Nakku is repeating the same and Diggu is getting madder and saying that I should have tied you...do you know why I drink (naaa...plz enlighten us naDeadDeadwe are dying to listen to your story...errr.. I mean we would die rather than listen to your storyAngry)...he says he drinks because without drinking he cannot sleep (Oye!! *smacks her head for listening* to sleeping pills le le!! daaru kya koi lalla lalla lori hai ,,,,!!! idiot!!!Angry) and he kicks a box aside in frustrated anger and walks to a corner...Nakku comes there and asks him you are hungry??? I have saved some vada pau for you...you eat so that you wont get angry ...The children smile and Badshah says that see!! she istaking so much care...Diggu mellows down a bit but says that he cannot eat, he needs to go out for work and tells Badshah to get ready..Badshah asks him that will we let this girl here alone???...Diggu looks at Nakku thinking something...
Precap: Diggu Badshah Nakku in a truck, Diggu goes out for some work and Baaji comes near the truck talking on the phone and it seems like Nakku sees him but doesnot recongize himOuch
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