Mein aa gai…
Nahi nahi!!! ye kya haal bana ke rakha hai!!!
Kucch lete kyun nahi!!!
Zeher le lo!!
Bade saste mein milta hai!!
Ek chutki zeher ki kimat tum kya jaano Diggu babu
Ha to thik hai na…sab log bakwaas kar rahe hai, to maine bhi socha…mein bhi kar lu
Chal chalo!! aap log na bahot bak bak karte ho…aur mera update phir late ho jaata hai
Chal to chalein…
Kaha…??
arre wahi…badbudar, kichhaddar…gandi basti mein baar baar lagatar…
Chalo chalein!!!
and ofcourse…Gali gali mein shor hai…ke jab mein udpate karti, tab screen pe aata kaun chor hai
Diggu sleeping on a chair along the bedside on which Nakku is sleeping…(Kaash raat bhar aise rehne se uski neck akkad jaye..aur zindagi bhar ke liye back pain bhi ho jaye)….Mai is sleeping on the floor along with the army of children,,,
Baaji is sleeping with…errr …not with…I mean besides Badhshah, on a SEPARATE khatiya ……
Nakku wakes up suddenly and looks around and at Diggu sleeping in a chair beside her bed…
She walks out of the house and Baaji also has woken up and is wandering on the terrace and he sees Nakku…
He runs to her and starts calling her Nakku…Nakku apparrently is in a trance and doesnot answer him back…he drags her aside and and starts asking her…where has she been and how worried they were…
Nakku just looks on…he tells her that you really don’t remember anything…(arre Baaji rao…tujhe kya lagta hai…hum kyun itne din se apna sar patak rahe hai)
Baaji tries to make her remember her past…that she is Babi and Ganpat’s daughter and she has a kid brother named Sethji (hahahahahah this is so cute…I mean it actually made us remember also that this was the background from which Nakku came from..otherwise we all would have conveniently forgotten this,,,) Then he narrates that you met Dutta nd you saved him and then he saved you and then you came to PN and then you got married twice and then you got lost in the jungle (Baaji Rao!!! aise koi yaddasht wapas laata hai….this is so mega confusing…she saved him and he saved her and then they went round and round for like forever and ever…)
He tells her that she is the wife of Dutta…Dutta Shriram Patil (wah hhh hhh hhh!!!! Duttta a a a a a aa a a a a a a!!!!!!!!) he tells her that the doll is not Dutta…he tries to make her remember that the last time they had gone to the temple together…after that what happened???? where is Dutta?? where is your saab?? (And now don’t tell me that she doesnot remember this also… I mean she kept on having Flashbacks of temple like forever and the chanting too…and now she doesnot say anything???? yikeksss!!!!!)
Diggu is watching…and Baaji feels his eyes on him (haye haye!! Baaji rao…I suddenly had that preview of Diggu jumping down from the foyer and breaking into the song ‘Taakte rehte tumko saanj savere’ ..those heart wale glasses will also suit him too much na..
.*looks around and sees Chulbul glaring* *ducks from the gunshots*,,,,heheheheheeh I took my thursday revenge
errrmmm…getting back to the udpate
Baaji looks around to see Diggu and he gets a bit afraid….(Baaji rao,,,,Patil family ki naak kat di tune, Nakkate …Tu iss Digamber the Sitamgar se darr gaya) …
Diggu comes there catwalking …Baaji tells him that Saiba was walking outside alone…and I stopped her…
Diggu walks towards her concerned and holds Nakku by her shoulders (and Baaji is watching the show silently,,,Taaliyaan and Sityan for the complete murder of Baaji Rao Patil )He shakes her and asks her that where were you going…Nakku shrugs off his touch..(hahahahahah …Shabbash Nakku…)
Mai comes there and scolds Diggu (arre Mai scoldding se kucch nahi hoga…do chaar jhapet laga de, danda chaihiye?? ye letabhi sudhrega ye bina puncch ka Saandh ..) She tells him that you remember when your vishnu dada went I also used to be like this…at this time a person needs sympathy and love…you had given me at that time (tujhe diya na!! bas khush ho ja…Nakku ko dene ke liye usko sar chadhane ki koi zarurat nahi hai, Samjhi na Mai??…)
She takes Nakku inside and Nakku is in deep thought or something…she stares at baaji while going…but does not speak a thing…
Diggu walks off from there…(and I breath a bit freely…!! nahi to!! jab tak wo tha I had that big hanky pressed on my nose na…Badbudar kichaddaar!!!)
Baaji goes to a shop and takes the phone there and dials numbers and is worried that no one of the pnwasis is picking up the phone…He gets pensive on whether NS has done something to the PN wasis..
Gaanvdevi mandir dharamshala (I swear Gaun devi is going to shift somewhere in near future…Patil wasis ka itna terrorism hai Mata ke upar, ke Mata is planning to shift somewhere upar)
Leela and Kishore are pacing the floor in some room and Roops comes in running to inform that AS is not seen anyhwere ..(haye haye..aaj tujhe bhi dialogue mila hai,,,,kya baat hai..finally LTL people realized that they are paying you to do nothing) .
Leela worried that what will happen now…Kishore jhadoing philosophy on himmat se kaam lena …(Shup up man!! for once put action in place of words and get going before that mota drum roll falls on someone and creates a rock and roll and buries hundreds of people under her)
they start searching for the mota pendulum…
Diggu is sitting near Nakku and he.brings water and gives it to his Saiyba…he keeps on rambling..but Nakku stays staid and unmoved…
He gets tired of rambling and tells her that (this needs to be said in hindi) mein ekdum dariya ke paani ke maafik chhap chhap kiya ja rahah hoon and thu ekdum chup chup baitha hai,,(to nacho ab!! chhai chhap chhai chhapaaak chhai)
He brings some food packet and tells Nakku that See what I brought for you…he brings out Panipuri…and says that you will think that I am mad na…(na she does not think anything..but ask us …we will give you a complete certificate)
He tries to make her eat..but she is in a state of shock and just stares in empty space…(by the way the food is wrapped in silver foils wah wah Diggu tu to advanced banda ho gaya hai)
He gets frustrated because she doesnot talk to him and he sees shiv parvati idos and remembers Nakku worshipping them and tells her that you have not offered flowers to the diety come let us pray…he tries to take her with her hand…but she doesnot move…he sits on the ground holding her hand and pleads her to talk with him…(At this point of time I am really feeling sorry for this character..they did not treat him right, they are making him fall so hard, and soon they are gonna just use and throw it away…awww…CVs)
Nakku doesnot move…and he gets mad…saying that when I told you to shut up you were talking and now you are quiet…still she doesnot speak and so he just says . I wont talk to you and walks off…he meets baaji at the door…Baaji had been listening perhaps and sees Diggu and that diggu has tears in his eyes…
Diggu walks away and baaaji walks after him (baaji Rao…yaha par Nakku akeli hai …you could have talked to her and you follow Diggu…
idhar to dostana chhod re…)
Diggu is sitting at some shed and Baaji follows him…he is ranting and has hurt himself on his hand…he is telling Baaji that this is why I dont let anyone near…I lose everything and everyone who is near and dear to me…that is why I wanted to give her to the police station when I found her at the beach…but when I saw her innocent face I thought I need to make her conscious and ask her where she has come from and then to send her back to her place…and Baaji realizes that he has found her at the beach…Diggu rants how he took her to the mental hospital but could not keep her there and how she kept on eating her head with her chanting saab saab .. he says that is why I gave her the doll…badshah told me no ..dont give her false hopes…but I did and I should not have given that…and even If I had I should have tried to save the doll from the fire…he almost on the verge of crying…
Baaji then realizes that he has found nakku like this and that something must have happened to Dutta…(finally Baaji ke dimaag ki batti jali jali jali)
Mai is watching this from afar and then when she sees Diggu out of control she comes and Diggu again runs to her and cries and tells her to ask nakku to talk to her…Mai sees the injured hand of Diggu and she feels for him and tells him that badshah is going to do something about her…both are crying
The PN clan is still searching..leela is all ranting about the greatness of AS and how she gave everything to them (abe oye!! wo moti ne nahi ..tere bhau ne tujhe sab diya…usko kabhi dhoondhne ka programe bhi banao!!! ) Leela is saying that if anything happens to AS then she will never firgive suds…Roops suddenly remembers that she has one more brother in law, other than the sorry excuse of a man walking beside her..and asks where is Suds…Leela says that he sold off all the jevellery, now he must be enjoying the money somewhere …finally roops realizes that they should not have trusted suds and given him all the jeweller (kya karu!! aarti utaaru!! sanmaan karu!! iss budhimatta ke liye Chanaykya puruskar pradan karu) and…Kishore again with his bhashan…on how everything is dependent on God…and vagerah vagerah!!!
AS is sweeping the temple and a purohit coming there (Wait guys!! before the speculations start coming I must clarify that this one is not the same !! this is another purohit) he is teliing her that he is sorry to see her in this state (well we are not.!! she deserves to do something in her life!! for once, except fainting and fluctuating like a big genda size pendulum) He says that though I cant help you because patilwadi people will not let me (hai!! !PWs wont let him help Dutta’s family!!)
He tries to give her money and AS tell him that all my life I have given people this time I am not going to take (fine to ye mother India wala sweeping stunt kyun kiya re moti) ..all you do is give me my wages after I clean the mandir (Arre moti budddhi, wahi to wo kar raha tha…aur tune use bhi apne bhashan se paka diya…ab ye purohit bhi tere haath se gaya…kya karegi tu ab)…the purohit puts back the money in hs pocket and he says ok and goes…
AS gets sick and is about to fall down when her nikkamme clan comes rushing and catches her (thank god!! warna Gaundevi ki murti ucchall ke Patilwadi mein jaa girti, bhukamp ki wajah se)
And Roops is telling As that you should have told me to do (haye haye!! tujhe keh ke kya faayda..you wont know one end of the broom from the other…khamkha ek broom waste ho jati aur mandir ke tiles bigadte woh alag…aur log cute na !! sun ke bhaagte wo double penalty)
…and AS says am alright…and she coughs…and they see blood spitting out of her mouth
Precap: Children trying tricks to make Nakku talk but apparrently nothign works so Diggu takes her by hand and takes her…Mai akss her what happened where are you taking her..Diggu tells them that thy have tried and done what they could…now he will do what needs to be done…
Nahi nahi!!! ye kya haal bana ke rakha hai!!!
Kucch lete kyun nahi!!!
Zeher le lo!!
Bade saste mein milta hai!!
Ek chutki zeher ki kimat tum kya jaano Diggu babu
Ha to thik hai na…sab log bakwaas kar rahe hai, to maine bhi socha…mein bhi kar lu
Chal chalo!! aap log na bahot bak bak karte ho…aur mera update phir late ho jaata hai
Chal to chalein…
Kaha…??
arre wahi…badbudar, kichhaddar…gandi basti mein baar baar lagatar…
Chalo chalein!!!
and ofcourse…Gali gali mein shor hai…ke jab mein udpate karti, tab screen pe aata kaun chor hai
Diggu sleeping on a chair along the bedside on which Nakku is sleeping…(Kaash raat bhar aise rehne se uski neck akkad jaye..aur zindagi bhar ke liye back pain bhi ho jaye)….Mai is sleeping on the floor along with the army of children,,,
Baaji is sleeping with…errr …not with…I mean besides Badhshah, on a SEPARATE khatiya ……
Nakku wakes up suddenly and looks around and at Diggu sleeping in a chair beside her bed…
She walks out of the house and Baaji also has woken up and is wandering on the terrace and he sees Nakku…
He runs to her and starts calling her Nakku…Nakku apparrently is in a trance and doesnot answer him back…he drags her aside and and starts asking her…where has she been and how worried they were…
Nakku just looks on…he tells her that you really don’t remember anything…(arre Baaji rao…tujhe kya lagta hai…hum kyun itne din se apna sar patak rahe hai)
Baaji tries to make her remember her past…that she is Babi and Ganpat’s daughter and she has a kid brother named Sethji (hahahahahah this is so cute…I mean it actually made us remember also that this was the background from which Nakku came from..otherwise we all would have conveniently forgotten this,,,) Then he narrates that you met Dutta nd you saved him and then he saved you and then you came to PN and then you got married twice and then you got lost in the jungle (Baaji Rao!!! aise koi yaddasht wapas laata hai….this is so mega confusing…she saved him and he saved her and then they went round and round for like forever and ever…)
He tells her that she is the wife of Dutta…Dutta Shriram Patil (wah hhh hhh hhh!!!! Duttta a a a a a aa a a a a a a!!!!!!!!) he tells her that the doll is not Dutta…he tries to make her remember that the last time they had gone to the temple together…after that what happened???? where is Dutta?? where is your saab?? (And now don’t tell me that she doesnot remember this also… I mean she kept on having Flashbacks of temple like forever and the chanting too…and now she doesnot say anything???? yikeksss!!!!!)
Diggu is watching…and Baaji feels his eyes on him (haye haye!! Baaji rao…I suddenly had that preview of Diggu jumping down from the foyer and breaking into the song ‘Taakte rehte tumko saanj savere’ ..those heart wale glasses will also suit him too much na..
.*looks around and sees Chulbul glaring* *ducks from the gunshots*,,,,heheheheheeh I took my thursday revenge
errrmmm…getting back to the udpate
Baaji looks around to see Diggu and he gets a bit afraid….(Baaji rao,,,,Patil family ki naak kat di tune, Nakkate …Tu iss Digamber the Sitamgar se darr gaya) …
Diggu comes there catwalking …Baaji tells him that Saiba was walking outside alone…and I stopped her…
Diggu walks towards her concerned and holds Nakku by her shoulders (and Baaji is watching the show silently,,,Taaliyaan and Sityan for the complete murder of Baaji Rao Patil )He shakes her and asks her that where were you going…Nakku shrugs off his touch..(hahahahahah …Shabbash Nakku…)
Mai comes there and scolds Diggu (arre Mai scoldding se kucch nahi hoga…do chaar jhapet laga de, danda chaihiye?? ye letabhi sudhrega ye bina puncch ka Saandh ..) She tells him that you remember when your vishnu dada went I also used to be like this…at this time a person needs sympathy and love…you had given me at that time (tujhe diya na!! bas khush ho ja…Nakku ko dene ke liye usko sar chadhane ki koi zarurat nahi hai, Samjhi na Mai??…)
She takes Nakku inside and Nakku is in deep thought or something…she stares at baaji while going…but does not speak a thing…
Diggu walks off from there…(and I breath a bit freely…!! nahi to!! jab tak wo tha I had that big hanky pressed on my nose na…Badbudar kichaddaar!!!)
Baaji goes to a shop and takes the phone there and dials numbers and is worried that no one of the pnwasis is picking up the phone…He gets pensive on whether NS has done something to the PN wasis..
Gaanvdevi mandir dharamshala (I swear Gaun devi is going to shift somewhere in near future…Patil wasis ka itna terrorism hai Mata ke upar, ke Mata is planning to shift somewhere upar)
Leela and Kishore are pacing the floor in some room and Roops comes in running to inform that AS is not seen anyhwere ..(haye haye..aaj tujhe bhi dialogue mila hai,,,,kya baat hai..finally LTL people realized that they are paying you to do nothing) .
Leela worried that what will happen now…Kishore jhadoing philosophy on himmat se kaam lena …(Shup up man!! for once put action in place of words and get going before that mota drum roll falls on someone and creates a rock and roll and buries hundreds of people under her)
they start searching for the mota pendulum…
Diggu is sitting near Nakku and he.brings water and gives it to his Saiyba…he keeps on rambling..but Nakku stays staid and unmoved…
He gets tired of rambling and tells her that (this needs to be said in hindi) mein ekdum dariya ke paani ke maafik chhap chhap kiya ja rahah hoon and thu ekdum chup chup baitha hai,,(to nacho ab!! chhai chhap chhai chhapaaak chhai)
He brings some food packet and tells Nakku that See what I brought for you…he brings out Panipuri…and says that you will think that I am mad na…(na she does not think anything..but ask us …we will give you a complete certificate)
He tries to make her eat..but she is in a state of shock and just stares in empty space…(by the way the food is wrapped in silver foils wah wah Diggu tu to advanced banda ho gaya hai)
He gets frustrated because she doesnot talk to him and he sees shiv parvati idos and remembers Nakku worshipping them and tells her that you have not offered flowers to the diety come let us pray…he tries to take her with her hand…but she doesnot move…he sits on the ground holding her hand and pleads her to talk with him…(At this point of time I am really feeling sorry for this character..they did not treat him right, they are making him fall so hard, and soon they are gonna just use and throw it away…awww…CVs)
Nakku doesnot move…and he gets mad…saying that when I told you to shut up you were talking and now you are quiet…still she doesnot speak and so he just says . I wont talk to you and walks off…he meets baaji at the door…Baaji had been listening perhaps and sees Diggu and that diggu has tears in his eyes…
Diggu walks away and baaaji walks after him (baaji Rao…yaha par Nakku akeli hai …you could have talked to her and you follow Diggu…
idhar to dostana chhod re…)
Diggu is sitting at some shed and Baaji follows him…he is ranting and has hurt himself on his hand…he is telling Baaji that this is why I dont let anyone near…I lose everything and everyone who is near and dear to me…that is why I wanted to give her to the police station when I found her at the beach…but when I saw her innocent face I thought I need to make her conscious and ask her where she has come from and then to send her back to her place…and Baaji realizes that he has found her at the beach…Diggu rants how he took her to the mental hospital but could not keep her there and how she kept on eating her head with her chanting saab saab .. he says that is why I gave her the doll…badshah told me no ..dont give her false hopes…but I did and I should not have given that…and even If I had I should have tried to save the doll from the fire…he almost on the verge of crying…
Baaji then realizes that he has found nakku like this and that something must have happened to Dutta…(finally Baaji ke dimaag ki batti jali jali jali)
Mai is watching this from afar and then when she sees Diggu out of control she comes and Diggu again runs to her and cries and tells her to ask nakku to talk to her…Mai sees the injured hand of Diggu and she feels for him and tells him that badshah is going to do something about her…both are crying
The PN clan is still searching..leela is all ranting about the greatness of AS and how she gave everything to them (abe oye!! wo moti ne nahi ..tere bhau ne tujhe sab diya…usko kabhi dhoondhne ka programe bhi banao!!! ) Leela is saying that if anything happens to AS then she will never firgive suds…Roops suddenly remembers that she has one more brother in law, other than the sorry excuse of a man walking beside her..and asks where is Suds…Leela says that he sold off all the jevellery, now he must be enjoying the money somewhere …finally roops realizes that they should not have trusted suds and given him all the jeweller (kya karu!! aarti utaaru!! sanmaan karu!! iss budhimatta ke liye Chanaykya puruskar pradan karu) and…Kishore again with his bhashan…on how everything is dependent on God…and vagerah vagerah!!!
AS is sweeping the temple and a purohit coming there (Wait guys!! before the speculations start coming I must clarify that this one is not the same !! this is another purohit) he is teliing her that he is sorry to see her in this state (well we are not.!! she deserves to do something in her life!! for once, except fainting and fluctuating like a big genda size pendulum) He says that though I cant help you because patilwadi people will not let me (hai!! !PWs wont let him help Dutta’s family!!)
He tries to give her money and AS tell him that all my life I have given people this time I am not going to take (fine to ye mother India wala sweeping stunt kyun kiya re moti) ..all you do is give me my wages after I clean the mandir (Arre moti budddhi, wahi to wo kar raha tha…aur tune use bhi apne bhashan se paka diya…ab ye purohit bhi tere haath se gaya…kya karegi tu ab)…the purohit puts back the money in hs pocket and he says ok and goes…
AS gets sick and is about to fall down when her nikkamme clan comes rushing and catches her (thank god!! warna Gaundevi ki murti ucchall ke Patilwadi mein jaa girti, bhukamp ki wajah se)
And Roops is telling As that you should have told me to do (haye haye!! tujhe keh ke kya faayda..you wont know one end of the broom from the other…khamkha ek broom waste ho jati aur mandir ke tiles bigadte woh alag…aur log cute na !! sun ke bhaagte wo double penalty)
…and AS says am alright…and she coughs…and they see blood spitting out of her mouth
Precap: Children trying tricks to make Nakku talk but apparrently nothign works so Diggu takes her by hand and takes her…Mai akss her what happened where are you taking her..Diggu tells them that thy have tried and done what they could…now he will do what needs to be done…
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