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Nandu's father goes to the police station to file an FIR against abhi, blaming him for Gopu's murder! and the officer is like...haa haa why not...hum toh aapka report likne ke liye hi baithe hainTongue then nandu's dad started giving a paragraph dictation to the inspector...telling the whole ram kahani of abhishek, starting from the days when he used to chase nanduWacko (thank god they muted the convo!!) after the ram kahani is over, the officer asks him to sign it...and he signs it without reading a single word as if it was written in Hebrew!!Geek And he leaves happily thinking...ke beta abhishek, ab toh tum gaye kaam se!!Dead Lekin reality toh kuch aur hi thiWink the officer sports a evil laugh...and thinking aloud "ha ha ha...mr.dumbo u have actually filed the FIR in the name of chander shukla, instead if abhishek tiwari" (well..well...kitna unexpected twist tha...huh!Pinch We had guessed it as soon as gopu was found dead...hai na swetha?Wink God knows...why the cv's are giving this typical ghisa pita spins to the story!!)
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NNT comes home (from nowhere!!) while the media was waiting to grab him! So as expected media un par toot parti hain...lekin our very own capt.GovindClown was there cover NNT...and he did 'haat haat' to the media (arrey bhai media hain, gali ke kutte nehiROFL) till NNT felt secured enuf to face the media. He gave some expected statements like...'yeh opposition ki chal hai' (saaleAngry opposition tujhse toh aancha hi hai...at least they don't trap their loyal acolytes!)...then 'abhishek be-gunha hain' (arrey yaar kal ke epi mein wahi sun sun ke toh kan pak gaye thheyDead)...'nandu ke saath abhi ka koi rishta nehi tha (ghanta pata hai tumkoTongue ask the priest of the temple jaha par aapke ladle ne phere liye thhey!). Then abhishek comes there to face the media (woh bhi kyun ke NNT ne bulwa bheja thaLOL) and defend himself (aur kitna defend karoge yaar...enuf!!).Here the most funniest part was...as soon as abhi arrives in front of the media n b4 media cud shoot a single ques...his chamchas started barking "Abhishek Bhaiya Zindabad!!ROFL and as soon as it reached abhi's ear drum'he magically transformed into a ideal politician!!Wink (u mus watch this...the best scene of the epiThumbs Up). Abhishek says some bla bla blue blue...jo bhi woh ratta laga ke aaya thaD'ohand once NNT says 'cut it', he turns back n disappears!Tongue
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Abhi rushes towards his room (may be usko bathroom jana tha!!) and while walking that tini-mini distance, he remembers his recent face off with nanduOuchand feels super sadDisapprove Even he cries little bit Cry anwys he enters the room and within a moment chalka attacks with the sharpest word weapon, 'kya baat hui' n 'sab thik hai na' !! (MoronsAngry beechare ki zindagi barbaad ho gayiDead na rahi GF, na raha career...sab kuch kaise thik ho sakta hai...reham karo uspar!!LOL) then abhi gets into the self realization mode and he admits that, "he's good for nothing"..."his existence dsnt have a meaning"..." he is jus a mere puppet" (finally usko hosh aa gayaDancingnehi toh janab khud ko next rahul Gandhi samajh rahe thheyROFL) and its good that nandu left him...coz he never actually deserved her! (aww!...yeha par main senti ho gayi...poor abhi...thank god I dnt have a politician dad!!Ouch)
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Finally the precap wala chalka scene! Chandu baba was about to leave...and suddenly his eyes witness the presence of Alka DeviWink who was standing almos 5mtrs away from chandu's bike (haaye...I love his bikeDay Dreaming) She dsnt call him...but the way she glared...apna chandu samanj gaya ke...iss baar devi ji ko ignore kiya toh khair nehi..!!Dead aur chandu ko alka se panga nehi lena thaShocked so he goes to her! Alka was being sarcastic (I dnt blame her...koi aur hota toh shayad bombastic ho jata, woh toh sirf sarcastic ho rahi thiLOL). Their convo goes like this,
Alka: thnx chander...u r always there, wherever the troubles knock the door and u do have a gr8 bonding with each n everything of this house...but I think the bonding with me hasn't become that strong!
Chandu: why baby why??" (idiot...u ignore ur gf ruthlessly for the whole day and still have the courage to ask??Angry)
Alka: coz I felt like that..!! ur loyalties n commitments toward my parents means more to u than any promise u have ever made to me...
Chandu : it's not like that baby! (kyon jhooth bol rahe ho!!LOL)
Alka : (don't baby me anymore) of course it's like this only...otherwise u wudnt have stopped seeing me...jus bcoz my mom said some bakwas to u!
Chandu : I dint wanted to hurt her (gonchu...savi isn't gf...but alka is..!!Tongue)
Alka : what about me n my emos...that dsnt matter to u anymore?
Okies...enuf of dialogue narration! rest goes like this...chandu says...alka it can never happen that I have stopped caring for u, it was difficult for me too...alka asks...then what made u do that? Chandu replies, it's not easy to betray those ppl who have loved n cared for me all along! Sometime we need to sacrifice our happiness for their sake. Alka revolts sayn...in this way we will never get the happiness we deserve...chandu was like...no alka, happniness always finds its own way in. But alka stood firm with her pov n says...I don't wanna live on mere hopes, I need ur concrete decision! Chandu gets emotional n replies sayn...none of my decisions were never unconcerned of u, u are a inseparable part of my life...and even if I want...I jus can stay away from uEmbarrassed Finally Alka smiles n says...okies...im gonna trust...that u will be always with me, even if no one remains by my side!
***now b4 i proceed, i have one vital ques...aagar apna chandu alka durr reh hi sakta...then why the hell did he ignored alka for an entire day...jus for the self realization that he jus cant stay away from her!!Wacko
Then (as we all know) they embraced n chander kissed her hand (I wonder, woh hamesha haath par hi kiss kyon karta hai??D'oh Dsnt he likes alka's lips or cheeksWink) And...that moron NNT witnessed the whole chalka romance thru the window!Shocked aur aise chandu ko ghoore jar aha tha...jaise abhi uska tandoor bana dega!Dead
Then scene shifts to NNT's room where govind enters n ask NNT whether he has given a thought about the filed FIR...NNT was like...what thought?? I have made the decision already! Sometime we need sacrifice someone close, when the time is tough! (wah ji wah...kare aapka beta, aur bhare kissi aur ka beta!!Ouch)
Scene shift to chandu...he was about to leave (again! but in vainDisapprove) and govind (why not calling him Yamdut..panauti kahika!!Angry) comes n tells chandu that NNT (the Yamraj himselfEvil Smile) is callin him!
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Now we all can make a 100% correct guess...ki iss scene mein kya hone wala hain! So as expected NNT chandu ko 'chane ke jhaad' pe chadata hain...sayn all beta beta stuffs!Angry And chandu also was like an imbecile, was goin ga ga over itShockedactually it was a cheesy convo...and I was like mudde pe aao...humko aur mat sataoOuch (arrey wah yeh toh ryme bhi hogaya!!Big smile). Then...as soon as chandu says...babuji aapko meri kasamAngry pls tell me what can I do to get u out of this problem...NNT was like...Bingo!!Dancing And he says...Ja beta chandu...jake aandhe kuye mein doob marr!!ROFL And that leaves chandu dumbstuckBroken Heart (kyon..akal thikane aa gayi banchoo!!Wink). And NNT leaves the room with a victorious smile!!Party
Then scene shifts...where chandu is driving back...with a heavy heart!Cry He stops the bike in between somewhere...and getting flashbacks of the convos that he had with Savitri,Alka,Abhi,NNT...respectively! He gets into the thinking mode (jus to show off...we all know what will be his stand on thisCry) and voila! the epi ends!Smile
Precap: Nandu's dad gets the breaking news with his morning tea...that he did a superb blunder by not reading the FIR statement b4 signing it offTongue the news says that nandu's dad has suspected chander shukla, instead of abhishek tiwari...as gopal's murderer!LOL Both daddy n beti seem to be blown out of the water!!Wink
Finally I'm done!!Clap Lekin aaj mujhe chander pe pyaar nehi...waar karne ka mann kar raha tha!Angry what the hell is this?? Usse kya samajh mein nehi aata ke who actually loves n cares for him...and who is simply using him...I dint expect him to be that 'Bhoondu'..!!Wacko Aur usse sirf NNT ki hi paadi hain...apne papa ke baade mein ek baar toh soncha hota!Ouch Chandu's kurbaani (though we all know that aarti madam will eventually rescue himStern Smile) track was a total bakwas!Thumbs Down Its so damn predictable...80's ke stupid movies mein yeh sab hota tha!!Shocked anwys...for today I love dhoniDay Dreaming I love yuviEmbarrassed and I loathe chanderAngry Guys...do provide me ur feedbackWink especially aagar main aapka dimag khha gayi hoon n u don't wanna see me torturing again!!LOL
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