Friday, March 18, 2011

Laagi Tujhse Lagan 18th March 2011 Written Update

Mein Aa Gayi
Aur mein aake gayegi….aaj gaane ka mood ban raha hai…Zara gaur pharmaiye….*clears her throat*.. uhu uhu…
‘Jaago Mohan Pyare Jaago…’ …aiieee saari saaari…zara naya wala gaana gaate hai…*Clears her throat again*
Let us ishtart… 1.2.3….
‘Subah ho gai mamu,
Nakku bhaag gai Mamu,
ghode bechke so gaya tu Mamu,
Ab reh gaya akela tu mamu,
Football team kaha se layega Mamu,’
Thik hai na thoda to chalta hai…waise bhi aaj ka ye nazaara dekh ke mein zara si paagal ho hi gai hoon…for the first time …in my life …I witnessed…. GHODE PAR GADHA
*Ducks from ande, tamatar and flying chappals* …but seriously…I was actually wondering ke agar Animal Rights wale aa gaye…. protest karne ke liye…to wo protest kya karenge…which animal’s right out of the two they will be fighting for???? Ghoda or the Gadha
Whew!!! *wipes khushi ke aansu* thik hai bohot hans liye…now time for some recapping….
Yesterday we saw the kubhkaran avatar of Dutta who slept on while his dear wife ruffled his hair and for the first time kissed him on his forehead….*Smacks her forehead*…tera kya hoga re Dutta!!! Nakku went in the search of the Surya drishti flower and loses her mashal, but as she is pyaar ki missaal and working with Mishal, she continues her journey Vishaal…….Sorry again for the bad poetry…seems like an avenging aatma of a non-appreciated loser poet has entered my body……and if you guys don’t want my aatma to bhatko and enter into somebody else’s body and pester you in future…you had better appreciate me
The Epi begins with our own version of Kumbhkaran…mmmmm….. I mean the guy who gave bhashan on his SR night …. mmmmm …. I mean the guy who remembered his mom’s pallu when fanned by her wife’s pallu….mmmm….means the guy who again went talli after drinking one sip of Mahadevji ka prasad….mmm…I give up…you know na who I am talking about…
The Episode starts with Dutta and his dhim ta dhim ta music, he wakes up and finds himself alone in the tent (by the way did someone notice Dutta raising his eyebrows at the sunlight filtering through the window??? As if asking, kyun bhai kya kaam hai, bina pucche andar kaise aana hua aapka) …(and dont tell me the poor guy slept in this char pai for the whole night…I mean he is the pradhan and he gets a bed 2 feet smaller than his length),,,he takes Nakku’s name as soon as he sits up on the so-called bed…and looks around and finds hazy images, but not Nakku…so he again calls ‘Aye Nakku’ (Aye Dutta, aise mat bula re, hamare dil ki dhadkan standard 72 se skip karke 71 beats par aa jati hai)(The guy looks so helpless, eventhough he is overshadowing the whole of small pygmy tent by his sheer presence, he looks like a lost child in there)……He comes out of the tent searching for her….He looks around and again tries to find her from the hazy images….but could not and his voice rises with desperation in his heart and he shouts Nakku!!!…. and finally people around him recognize the fear and desperation in his voice and they gather around him … he tells them that since morning he is trying to find Nakusha, but she is nowhere to be seen….SunDev both tell him that they have not seen her, Tanaji also tells them that he is outside since the morning, but he has not seen Nakku Vahini….Dutta gets all worried and he thinks aloud that he feels something very bad is going to happen, he requests them to look nearby and try and find her…
Mahadev tells Tanaji to go and Nakku and makes Dutta sit on the charpai giving him heart that she must be near by and will be back soon…
They show Nakku, almost unconscious, lying somewhere in the jungle…She regains consciousness and gets up and starts climbing …she seems to have trouble seeing with the sun in her eyes and a tired body and so she stops and closes her eyes and lo!!! she sees Dutta opening his arms towards her…beckoning her ….and she gets her strength to move forward ( these guys will be the death of me, the way they draw strength from each other….the way they silently motivate each other, …like when they were separated by the wall in Chhipkali’s house and Dutta’s self-talks drove Nakku into action and Nakku’s self talks turned Dutta into training himself …what to say….)
She finally comes near the flower plants (Itni jaldi, wah wah meri Sprint queen)…and finds lots of different flowers and wonders which one of them is the Suryadrishti flower, (Madam thoda description hi pucchh liya hota, Mahadevji se…ainveyi daud padi hai aap)…But hamari Modern Hanumaan …I mean Nakuman….errrr saari saari….I mean Nakku Vahini is more ishmart than our real Hanumaan Dada and hence she doesnot lift the whole hill on her shoulders (and we Thank God…errr…I mean CVs for showing these little mercies on us…)…but she gathers all the different flowers in her pallu and is happy and says that Saab now you will be able to see me…(Tired, hungry, alone in the wilderness but just the thought of Dutta able to see again makes her so happy and alive….that is Nakusha for you)
Dutta is sitting, surrounded by the villagers, and Mahadev is talking to him, tying his turban (Oye…Paghdi baad mein bandh lena, Mucchad…pehle hamare ruthe hue bacche ko manaa…kaisa muh phula ke baitha hai char pai par)..He tells Dutta not to worry as Nakusha might have gone to bring him some vegetables or milk( arre Vegetable laane mein itni der lagti hai kya…aur woh bhi hamari pyaari si tubelight vahini ko…jo Gajar ka halwa bhi bina Microwave ke 10 min mein bana leti hai)…He says that she must have gone to bring him something (Damn right, she has gone to bring him something something…Gadhe ko abhi tak tubelight nahi hui,,,,itni saari hints ke baad bhi.. )
Tanaji is back saying that Vahini was not found anywhere nearby and finally Dutta ke dimaag ki batti jali, he remembers Mahadev’s words that there is a flower found on that side of the mountain…and he asks aloud that would she have not gone on the other side…and Sundari suddenly remembers Nakku asking her about the whereabouts of the flower and feels that she might have gone there….Dutta confirms her suspicions saying that she must have gone there, she is stubborn and would do anything for his eyes (Loved how he is angry with her, at the same time defends her too saying that ‘Ziddi hai woh, meri aankhon ke liye kucch bhi kar sakti hai’, there was anger, frustration, helplessness, inevitability and surrender to Nakku’s supreme will in that one sentence….*sigh,* you know na ,,,what I am going to say….Can I have him plzzzzzzz)
Sundari gets worried that the place is very dangerous, Dutta asks Mahadev to take him there….
Sundari gets all worried and Dutta emphasises ‘Now!!!’ ….(I almost die laughing here…the command he has…he is as if ordering a request…)…Sundari is like ‘what’ ‘where’ When’ ‘who’…and by that time Dutta has dragged Mahadev away (It looked like Dutta was leading and then he remembered he doesnot know the way and looks back…some habits die hard…he can never be the one to follow…..by the way…Mahadevbhau…apni biwi ke saamne to aise Dutta ke arm into arm mat daalo!!! Kuch to lihaaz karo apni umar ka)
Sundari is left wondering what will happen (Fikar not Sundarji, aapke husband par bharosa na ho aapko, lekin hame hamare Dutta par pura bharosa hai…woh kuchh aisa waise hone nahi dega dono ke beech)
Nakku is coming back it seems with her flower power….and Ranga with his yellow turban and big lathi is moving around, totally showing off his biceps and height… ( waise tu dikha kisko raha hai ye sab…buffaloes and cows ko…kyunki aur to koi hai nahi yaha tujhse impress hone ke liye, Ranga re!!!) He sees Nakku and runs towards her asking where she has been, and that the whole basti is trying to find her and she had everybody worried…Nakku tells that she had gone to get the flower power and Ranga is all impressed-wimpressed…….She tells him she did not understand which flower to take so she brought all of them…Ranga is not able to believe it and says that you have done wonders…and takes out the white flower from her jholi and tells her that these are the Suryadrishti flowers. He says that no body from the Basti did have the courage to go there…Nakku asks him whether this is the one and Ranga says yes…but he still cannot believe it…Nakku throws away the rest of the flowers and tells him (What is almost equivalent to defining Nakku in one word)… It is faith, which made her do it …otherwise how could she have made it up there and back….Ranga agrees with an admiring smile, telling her that yes, faith and the power of yours and Dutta bhau’s love is what made this possible …(Oye!! ise bhi pata hai prem kahani ke baare mein…Chal Nakku tu shuru ho ja…’Aaj kal tere mere pyaar ke charche har zubaan par, Sab ko maloom hai aur sab ko khabar ho gai…)
and suddenly Ranga becomes aware that he is chitchatting and tells nakku to return immediately…(thank God kisi ko to pata chala story aage badhane ke liye..) they start towards the village…
Dutta and Mahadev are trying to find nakusha and Dutta tells Mahadev to hurry up and Mahadev tells him that he needs to slow down as his eyes will not support him and he might fall down (Aye Mahadev, tujhe marna hai kya…Dutta ka mood dekh ke baat kar…use abhi yaad mat dila uski aankhon ke baare mein,,,warna wo khade khade teri dono aankhen borrow karke khud ki eyelids pe fit kar dega…) Dutta tells him that if Mahadev’s wife would have been in danger would he have given his own safety a thought….Mahadev realizes the futility of his arguments and starts walking faster…
Here BGs are still wandering in the jungle…(kaise Nikkame BGs hai re Kala tere…ek courier service ka kaam bhi thik se nahi kar sakte and they are moving so randomly…as if sair-sapate ke liye aaye hai…)…and they come across Nakku and Ranga going towards the village and they recognize her and call out for Nakku…and surround her and Ranga
‘Namaskar!!Vahini Saheb’
Nakku somehow recognizes them and is all apprehensive and on this side they show Mahadev and Dutta furiously coming towards the hill…
Nakku here suddenly realizes the danger (Thank God…tubelight vahini ke tubelight to jali) and tells Ranga to run and they both start running but eventually the horribly disfigured and BGs ke naam pe dhabbe catch up with them and Ranga stops them with his lathi and tells them not to come forward as they dont know who he is (Ha to tu kaunsa John Abraham hai jo BG tujhe jaanenge..) But apparently his muscles wusles were for show and the BGs start beating him up black and blue…
One of the BGs corner Nakku and tells her that he has not come here to fight (Nice to know that you are not going to fight with Nakku) and tells her that he has come to give them the parcel….he gives her the photographs of PN Hostages and tells Nakku that it was Kala’s grand plan to let her leave like that and then capture all the other family members so that via her, they can reach Dutta and now since the family is in her posession, Dutta is bound to come there (hain Dutta ke ex-BG or Kala ke current BG ho kar bhi itni intelligence bhari baatein tumhe shobha nahi deti, nikkamme) ( By the way ..,my guess was right ..the tubelight vahini had not realized the plan till now, but the moment BG takes Dutta’s name, it is as if her brain starts working….amazing character they have made )
Nakku has flashbacks of that maggie noodles wale baal wala BG helping them escape and how she went ahead and left them to take Baaji to the hospital and realized Kala’s plan…
On the other side Dutta and Mahadev are still searching for Nakku…
The BG telling that their work is over as they have given her the parcel, (phattu…bol na Dutta bhau aaye usse pehle you want to scurry)
The other BGs are beating Ranga black and blue ….and Nakku comes in her sherni mode…she says that what do you think, you can give these photos and go back (aha!!! aya chuha sherni ke panje mein…just look at the BG’s expression ) and the other BGs busy giving random kicks to Ranga also get alert and stop the kickboxing and come running towards Nakku (and I was like..Kala!! look at your team…dutta ka naam sunte hi yeh logo ki vaat lag jaati hai and you want them to fight Dutta)
Nakku reminds them of their shame shame episode near the mandir….where a blind dutta had clobbered everyone… The BGs look at one another…she tells them you have come here but now you will go back in pieces….and that she is not joking (and that Nakku everyone knows,…. you have absolutely no sense of humour)…She then gives the master stroke that Dutta can see….and BGs ki phati padi and they start saying that they dont want to be dead…one of them says that they are right now sandwiched …here Dutta and there Kala (that is what happens to the dhokebaazes like you..you become bepainde ke lota ….)
And Nakku tells them that why dont they take her…if they take her then Kala will be happy with them and wont kill them… ( And I lost it… here we were wondering how will Nakku get kidnapped and were wondering our brains off and had worked on several theories on that…and here …she makes it damn simple…she gets herself kidnapped ….)Ranga shouts at Nakku not to go with them and one of the phattu BGs tries to shoot him but misses as one of them catches his hand (and even if he had not, the BG was not likely to shoot Ranga….he was so off the aim that he could have shot anything but Ranga…after all these guys got their training under the ultimate shooter…Suds…to yeh to hona hi tha) …but the gun shot is heard across the jungle and Dutta gets all alert and starts running shouting Nakku with Mahadev running after him shouting Bhau…(really funny the way Dutta suddenly starts running taking Mahadev all unawares and left scurrying behind him)
Here the BG tells the one who tried to shoot Ranga that Ranga needs to live as he will be the one who will be giving the photo to Dutta …Ranga tells Nakku not to go with them…and Nakku throws all the flowers from her jholi and signalling Ranga to give them to Dutta and walks towards the jeep..they start the jeep and Dutta zooms in the sound of the jeep and start running with Mahadev close behind and Mahadev starts shouting that they are taking Nakku Vahini in the jeep….Dutta get all tensed and confused and tries to follow but Mahadev stops him…(Oh!! I so feel for the guy, he is feeling so helpless unable to stop Nakku from going right in front of his eyes)
Mahadev takes Dutta to Ranga and Dutta asks him what happened.(the way he loses it when Ranga doesnot answer him the first time….that is Classic Dutta) ..and Ranga tells him the whole story…Dutta gets angrier and angrier…and Ranga gives him the photographs and the letter… Mahadev reads it for him ‘To Dutta Bhau…from Kala’…and Dutta makes his patent side head move…Kala tu to gai….
Precap:In
today’s precap…Dutta gets his eyesight back…and the first thing he
sees is the pic of his family…and says…”Tu ghabra mat Aayi..jinn
logon ne teri yeh haalat ki hai unhe sabak sikhane main aaraha hoon” and
he is in black pathani, gets on a horse…just like a warrior… (credits: Chulbul Bushy…)
Ok epi…high lights of the day….Dutta on the horse armed like a warrior…by the way he is going alone???? what about the Vanar Sena he has prepared…wont they be going with himm???? Anyway…Dutta’s eyesight back so most of the member can remove that khafa-sa smiley picketing from their siggie
By the way…intelligent move by Nakku, getting herself kidnapped, signalling that Dutta’s eyes are back so that they won’t be tracing Dutta via her and now she reaches PN….ensuring that a roaring Dutta will follow…Tubelight vahini hallogen light ho gai

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