Mein Aa gai
And believe me, mein kaise aayi hoon, ye mujhe hi pata hai
Am having severe cold and head ache, and would you believe when I say, I nodded off at the traffic signal while coming back home from the office……It was a rude awakening, when the car behind me jarred his horn and gave me a deadly stare while overtaking me while I fumbled with the gears and the policewala telling me to make a move…Gosh!!! kya karti mein
So with that, and a dose of antibiotics, am here updating…and hence you know what to do…read it your risk…it is going to be one very weird update…
But before I begin, two very serious things…
First, I would request all the members to pray for the Victims of the earthquake in Japan…I know how it feels when the earth beneath you shakes…and you see the firmest and biggest of structures crumbling down like a pack of cards…It is a horrendous experience…May God give them strength to face this calamity and the nature shows some benevolence towards them…
And second…Please go through Shabz’s thread…’Attention Members’ on the first page … It is a sticky…
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1634869
Frankly, what attracted me towards this forum was the fact that the members were very well behaved, very matured and there were like dozen opinions on one simple thing…yet, every opinion was respected by everyone….Whether you were a newbie or an oldbie…did not matter….first of all you were an LTLian…I had written a post, too, long back, on this….’We, the Ltlians’….And today, we are receiving this post from DT, and they are damn right!!!…What has gotten into us???…Please guys….let us maintain the dignity and mutual respect that are the trademarks of this forum…Plz
Ok so shuru karte hai …ek Raja aur Raani ki baat, Chandni raat, Haathon mein haath, Aur Dutta ne chhedi….AS ke pallu ki baat…khatam hui raat…lag gai hamare bheje ki vaat, …What ??? Don’t give me such weird looks…I told you…am not in very good health today….itna lapse to banta hai na…Seriously that was one epic scene yesterday…and As I was talking today to the forum members…On the final SR night (Dont ask me when) Dutta just might put his head on Nakku’s lap and tell her that he feels like he is lying in AS’s lap now why does she not sing lullaby like AS did to make him go to sleep
So finally let us begin with where we were left yesterday…Kala hynotizing Seema into believing that is her her her her her and just her that Dutta loves and hence he had kept this souvenir for so long….Apparently whatever Dutta says doesnot matter because Kala knows better…….She tells Seema that he was waiting for you to come back, and when you didnot, Nakusha took your place our of no choice (Hai!!! oye…Zara do-do shaadiyon ke baare mein bhi to bata…bata Nakku ke saath forcefully Dutta ne shaadi ki thi….and not vice versa and the second time also he married the same woman to restore her respect he had taken away during the first marriage…and why is the chhipkali giving such expressions…as if somebody had just managed to lutofy Dutta’s izzat…) Kala continues that she feels (that is news to me …she feels anything) that Seema had Dutta meeting her written in her fate ( And we had this torture session written in our fate *wants to bang something….Can I bang Seema’s head, plzzzzzzzz)
I swear.. with this headache, I am supposed to watch this woman cry and clutch at Dutta’s photograph…. there cannot be a bigger punishment…humse ka bhool hui jo ye saza hum ka mili
We go to the Jungle Where Dutta has come after changing his clothes, and Nakku is drying some clothes ( Matey!!! aap kal se yahi kar rahi hai…Dutta ki training shuru hui tab bhi aap yahi kar rahi thi…ek hi to pair clothes hai tum logo ke paas…to sukhati kya ho pura din)..Dutta misses a step and Nakku is immediately by his side and makes him sit (Gosh!!! he looks so good even in those sack clothes..*sigh*…I swear he stands so tall, that he can wear a sack and still command attention)
Nakku tells him she would come back with some food (oye!! to kal kyun bhaagi thi…khana lene hi to gayi thi na…itna romantic scenario chhod ke…abhi tak nahi khilaya iss bhukkhad bache ko)….and she goes out on the hunt and finds Voila!!! she finds carrot in the bag hanging outside….(wah wah..CVs you managed to buy carrots in your cost cutting spree??? …bravo) The back ground music of ‘Ma Dha Pa Ga Sa’ starts humming and Nakku gets all ready to prepare the Halwa that her hubby dear had dreamed of eating…(Nakku vahini aap abhi chulhe par halwa banane bethengi to kab banega…woh bhukkha baccha andar baitha marr jayega na….)..But she is determined, to ab Bappa bhi kucchh nahi kar sakte..
She finds that there is no sugar, so she goes to Sundari’s tent and asks for some sugar..Sundari tells her that there has been no sugar in the village since past 5 months… so she gives her some honey, Nakku asks that won’t honey turn poison if cooked ???(love the details they keep in mind while forming even this simple dialogue…this is one very positive aspect of LTL)…Sundari tells her she can pour it over the halwa after cooking it…And Nakku goes from there happy happy…
She is grazing the carrots, putting the big vessel on the fire, pouring milk in it, putting the grazed carrots in it…(and they show each and every aspect of making a halwa and I am not frustrated….you know why…because I know the moment this ends, I will be subjected to Chhipkali-Chudail romance…and anything … I tell you anything…including Nakku milking a cow for the milk to be put in the halwa is a welcome sight)
And ye lo…CVs ne inner recesses of my mind mein jaa ke my deepest fear ko dhoond liya and now am subjected to another torture session….Kala getting hold of Seema’s hand (Gosh if you want her for yourself…take her…don’t drag us in between …you psycho)…and tells her that Dutta’s name is written in the lines of Seema’s palm ( Can I cut her palm, plzzzzzzz)..and yet you let him go…and now it looks like that even if your fate wants, you wont get Dutta back…he is there with Nakusha in deep jungle (oye!! hum bhi yahi soch rahe the…Dutta and Nakusha in deep jungle…hum se puchh…waha pe kucchh nahi ho raha…*bangs her head again*..Don’t you know your gadha brother???..)
Here in the jungle….Nakku vahini appears in front of Dutta, who had stretched himself on the char pai…and she stands like a statue with the plate in her hand…Dutta smells deeply and recognizes the smell and smiles, saying that she really made the halwa….Nakku is still nihorfying Dutta (and I don’t really blame her…I am doing the same)…So Dutta teases her that does she plan on giving it to him??? …She gives it to him in a trance and suddenly remembers about honey, and stops him from eating …she tells she will be back, till then not to eat (now this is torturous, woman!!!…you give a hungry man the plate full of his favourite dish and stay ‘Statue’ move not a muscle till I tell you to…poor Dutta ….and hamari cute si tubelight vahini Raam milayi jodi)
And we come back to the torture session…Kala mind washing Seema….saying that everybody loves Nakku but I hate her ( and nobody loves you) ….Since she has come, she has turned Dutta against me, and how can I like her…I have loved my brother for all these years but now she has turned him against me ….She takes out the Tasha Photo from the photoframe and hands over to Seema saying that now this is the truth and you better accept that….my only difficulty is that I know you love Dutta , and Seema says in her breaking voice ‘haa’ (the way she said haaan was too horrible)…I love ….love Dutta….Kala tells her that but she is not doing anything about it (and what exactly do you expect her to do about that….go and rape Dutta) she pats Seema’s cheek and walks away and Seema reaches her breaking point…She looks at both the photos ….hers and Dutta’s and Tashas and cries aloud ‘Mujhe Dutta chahiye’…arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh Seema!!! stop saying that!!! he is not a toy!!!! and Kala turns back giving a smile at the apparent success of her plan..
Just how dumb can Seema get, when she believes Kala that she wanted to harm Nakku and not Dutta…did Seema not see the bullet being fired on Dutta or she has conveniently blocked that scene from her memory!!!!
We are back in the jungle and am really tired being shuttled of here and there….
Nakku comes running with honey, and Dutta is eating the halwa …and saying that you really have made a good halwa…Nakku tells him that she needs to add honey to it…and Dutta smiles…(ohhh when he smiles like that, teasing Nakku…me all ….) he tell her it is not at all without taste…the sweetness of her hands is there in it..(Nakku all shy-why and me all haye haye)
And suddenly without warning we are subjected to a real horrible closeup of Seema’s face…she is crying (owwwww!!! Why am I the one chosen for this torture session)..she is crying … (I swear saath nahi ek sirf ek khoon maaf kar do mujhe…Can I kill her plzzzzzz)…she is horrible at crying saying that after all she had done for Dutta, he went with Nakku, and that she loves him and she wants him (People don’t change…there was a reason why she had been ditched into this drain called prostitution….but she never learns…prayschit my foot!!!..) She tells Kala the place where Dutta could be would be in Shiroli and tells Kala to bring him back for her….she makes him promise that Dutta will come back to her fit and fine and Kala promises her and hugs her ( bas yahi dekhna baki tha!!!) *smack her head*
Seema tears away Tasha photo into two and keeps the one with Dutta’s image in her hand and throws the other half away (Frankly I was not a big fan of that horrendously disfigured photo…Dutta looked like ‘eh??? whatever happened over here’…But Seema Tearing it apart wanted me to tear her from limb to limb….and the way she touched her photograph made me search for the nearest wash basin to take this all out….ewwwwwww!!!!!)
We get a respite from this torture *whew*
We come to Tasha dinner session, Dutta telling Nakku that she has cooked for him several times, but he has never praised her, Nakku says that he has …whenever he used to come home drunk she herself used to feed him….and Dutta asks that has he ever fed her and she says no (Chal Jhoothi…woh sky blue kurte mein tujhe bhoot khila raha tha…’Tu meri zindagi hai’ ke waqt…by the way dont blame you…the way he asked, even I would have said the same)
Dutta feeds her and asks that it is sweet na??? ( haye …na re na Shilpita ,…you definitely cannot have him….but plzzzz tell me na….Can I have him, plzzzz…aur koi nahi to can I have this one bite from him plzzzzzzz)
Nakku says that yes, you fed me with your hands na..that is why (haye haye…aaj to mere naseeb khul gaye…dono ekdum khulke flirting kar rahe hai…mein ekdum happy-zappy ho gai)
They feed each other and Dutta teases Nakku by moving his hand while she was trying to eat…finally dil ko thandak aa gayi (For me, it looked that Nakku was happy seeing Dutta content and not in that revenge mood…She was as if in awe of him totally…may be now it is seeping inside her brain how tall he is after seeing him handle Ranga….in last few months …she had seen him at his vulnerable worst…right now she is seeing him at his best…the man who can arise himself from any kind of fall and looks like she is falling in love all over again and Dutta is enjoying this…Sow sweet…can I have them, plzzzzzz)
Here at PN…Kala comes running down the stairs calling ‘Sudarshan’
She gives him the good news and Ullu gets so happy he cannot believe his plan succeded ( Even we could not Ullu….)…he gets all hyper to go to Shiroli and wants his reward (bhikhari kahi ke) Kala tells her that you will get your alms but you don’t need to go to Shiroli (apparently she knows that if he goes, then her plan will fail and she will again have to start ABCD)
Suds as usual is getting all confused with Kala’s plans…she tells him to take photos of the hostages and post it to Dutta and she will sign the photo (Kyun re khud ko heroine samajhti hai….autograph muft mein….and did you forget Dutta is blind…how will he see the photu …eh genius??)
When he will come to know that his family is with me he will himself come to her and that she is eagerly waiting for him (She is one obsessed woman)
In the jungle everyone is worried, Tasha come there and see everyone worried ( I love how Nakku protects Dutta’s head from banging on the top of the tent bamboo) …Nakku asks why is everyone so quiet…Sundari answers that everybody is apprehensive about the well being of Tanaji and his companions as they have not returned from Nasik still….Dutta is all alert hearing this…Nakku is giving them heart that since the way to Nasik is new may be they are taking time…Mahadev speaks up that they are worried that may be Ranga has harmed them…Villagers are saying that they have committed a big mistake by trusting someone and there by putting their lives in danger (Yeh lo!! ek aur pendulummm!!!!! Jagdam jagdam…Sauve me!!!!)
Nakku vahini immediately get all riled up and starts defending hubby dear saying that my husband helped you and that guy is bad….Dutta telling them why should we be afraid, we will fight him…Mahadev saying that he is not interested in fighting and they made a mistake taking his word
And we have Dutta bhau back *jumps from her chair*…his music plays in the back ground when he takes lathi from a dumb looking villager and throws point blank at Mahadev,…Mahadev catches it….Mahadev is all aghast…Dutta comes there as if to tell him that he meant no harm (loved the way he comes near Mahadevji…he respects him so much he came near him to explain his actions…Haaye….can I have him, plzzzz)…He tells that what you did was self defence …when your life is in danger…you get the strength to fight with your enemies…Tanaji’s wife says that it is not that easy…and you cant as you cannot even see (I hated the way she threw the line on Dutta’s face…he looked at such loss of words…)
(But I know next week he will be back and we will have a blind samurai fighting ….and on Holi we will have Chaskar Vadh….I am loving it.*clapping her hands in glee*)
Today’s precap is rejuvenating…
D back in the sher mode asking villagers for their support…
Ranga’s
chamcha brings Tanaji to the villagers…Tanaji is seriously injured
……..Th e chamcha tells it’s Ranga’s order to send Dutta with the
chamchas
So We will have the blind samurai fighting….Am loving it
Good episode….Tasha a must scene…the scene with the villagers was good too…Kala seema suds …blaaaah!!!!
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