Women’s day 2011 SMS | Women’s day 2011 Greetings | Women’s day 2011 Wishes

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The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man!

· Across the miles..comes ths wish from me to say! Happy Women’s Day!!

· Watever u do, u do it wth grace,style warmth & smile!Happy Women’s Day!



· Sending u wishes to say you blossom up the world around me! Happy Women’s Day!

· If you could see it from my eyes u would know u are one gem of a Woman!

· You are one special woman and I want you to know how very important U r this Day


· No matter frm which angle I luk @ u, u appear 2 b an ANGEL.Happy Women’s Day!

· @ Work,@play@fun just everywhere u r amazing!!Happy Women’s Day!

· A woman can make happiness bloom all around them!Kudos to U,Happy Women’s Day!!

· U r everything a girl shld be like!Heres wishng u a womens day thats just like U

· Evn wn d whole world is workng thr r a few who spnd time like u!Happy Women’s Day

· Yo Gal!!Smart, fun, strong, amazing..there is no reason for us to not celebrate!

· U can gt her love in al forms-mother,sister,granny,frnd,wife,so respect d Woman!

· Woman is blend of beauty and brains,who can put all thngs right!Happy Women’s Day

· A beautiful woman smiles in trials,keeps herself calm & grows stronger thru luv

· It’s Your Day!It’s Your Day! Wish a special day to a special woman!

· Like d flower who holds its dew,U hold me when i need u!Thanx-Happy Women’s Day!


· Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life!Happy Women’s Day!

· Thought i’d remind u today just in case it slipped out your mind! Happy Women’s Day!

· The Little things that you do matter so much to me! Thanks Happy Women’s Day!

· You are Strong, Beautiful & Compassionate and much more than words cld ever say!

· Some ppl can make happiness bloom just by being the way they are u are 1 of them

· Often v leave our appreciation unspoken!2day we all say Happy Women’s Day!!

· This Women’s Day just stand tall cos you are the most special woman of my life!!

· Happy Women’s Day-wishing you a day that just like you! Really Special…

· On Women’s History month sending u this txt to say I Admire U.Happy Women’s Day!:)

· On women’s day what can i wish for, but the very best for u!Happy Women’s Day!

· U ve it in u 2 tk d world in ur stride!May al ur dreams cm true!Happy Women’s Day

· Its 8th of March..its Women’s day..Wish its filled with Joy!! Happy Women’s Day!

· U r the Passion,U r the Mystery,U r the Magic! Happy Women’s Day to d most spcl 1

· Here’s wishing u a wonderful time celebrating womanhood!Happy Women’s Day!

· Just wanted to thank U frm d bottom of my heart 4 all tht u do!Happy Women’s Day!

· Gathering for u a bouquet of wishes just to say you are special!Happy Women’s Day




· D most precious possession tht evr comes 2 a man in ths world is a womans heart!

· D patience 2 listen,d strength 2 support,care is jst in a woman.Happy Women’s Day

· Feel special, unique, on top of the world..its ur day!! Happy Women’s Day my girl

· Raise a toast to a woman whos a blend of many special qualities you admire!Thanx

· Ur caring ways make me bloom wth smiles & makes my world a happier place!Thanks

· Just the right text for the woman who seems to be able to do it all with ease!

· This is just my way of saying that u r a very special Woman in my life!Thanks!

· Sometimes we feel it,bt dnt say it!Thnx 4 being d pillar of my life. Happy WDay!

* You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford
* I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~Janette Barber
* The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. ~Colleen McCullough
* There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. ~Sylvia Plath,The Bell Jar8787017151086 Women’s Day Quotes and SMS | womens day 2011 Cards
* I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown
* If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
* Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way. ~Coupling, "Her Best Friend’s Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally
* I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it’s time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does. ~Cathy Ladman
* I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
* I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug
* Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. ~Author Unknown
* Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
* I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~Ellen DeGeneres
* The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland
* Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary8787005191042 thumb Women’s Day Quotes and SMS | womens day 2011 Cards
* I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Yane
* Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey
* No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger
* Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad
* Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
* Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
* I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly. Maybe that’s why men declare war – because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~Brett Butler
* Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
* Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
* I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
* Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – "My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers
* Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
* Three wise men – are you serious? ~Author Unknown108002 Women’s Day Quotes and SMS | womens day 2011 Cards
* Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown
* Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6. ~Susan Reinhardt, title of book
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown
* You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore
* If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr
* A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise
* My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles
* A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn
* Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
* Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
* Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy
* Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
* I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstonewomen3 Women’s Day Quotes and SMS | womens day 2011 Cards
* Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley Winters
* There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown
* The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood
* Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~Rita Rudner
* Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan
* Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
* Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
* If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French
* The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry
* Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King
* The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men. ~Lupe Velez
* The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryanwomen21 Women’s Day Quotes and SMS | womens day 2011 Cards
* Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as a glance from me. ~Amanda Vail
* You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul’s own doing. ~Marie Stopes
* A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
* The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
* Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
* I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck
* The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they’re more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don’t mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner
* Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
* Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
* Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown