The epi starts with a mariyal tattu sa Ranga hanging on Mahadevji's shoulder, and Dutta all confused wonfused ke yeh kya ho gaya and Mahadevji reading the letter given by the Kajrare naino wala BGs...'To dear brother Dutta Bhau' (oye thik se padh...likha hai ...dear brother Dutta Damodar Patil, thik se padhna nahi aata aur vaid bana baitha hai...isliye tere gaanv wale saare hi ajeeb hai...) He reads further 'with love Kalavati..' and Dutta does his patent head bend........(and with that single gesture we know, he is so back) Mahadev looks at his expressions and he is all scared and apprehensive, and then immediately turns to the photographs...he gives the photos to Dutta...and Dutta immediately becomes all concerned...he takes the photographs in his hands and feels it...(owwwww...loved the immediate change in his expression from revengeful to concerned on whose photo might be it...the way he moved his hands on the photographs as if trying to blind read...as if the touch might give him the clue of who that person might be....he knows in his heart but still trying to gauge it by that touch.....amazing.....)(Colours ....yeh le A GPL)
Mahadev describe the hostages in the photographs and Dutta understand that it is his family....Mahadev tells him that it looks like these people have not eaten since days...they look weak...(awww Dutta all concerned and angry) Mahadev tells him that they look like they are in someone's bondage...(Frankly how did he get this idea I dont know...Because Kishore was almost leisurely leaning on a post cross legged...Baaji looked a bit bruised and weak...everybody else was sitting....no BG's pointing gun or anything...So Mahadev is truly antaryami)
Dutta understands and starts pacing a bit....He tells Mahadev that this is her sister....his sister has become the enemy of his family and held them prisoner,,,,He immediately gets back to action....... and catches hold of poor Ranga....'Ranga..tell me properly, how many people were there, how did they look..and what did they do to Nakku...' (arre bhai unhone kucch nahi kiya Nakku ko, teri Nakku ne hi dara diya sab ko...bechare ke chehre nahi dekhe na tune isliye tu itni fikar kar raha hai....chal not to worry ha not to worry) Ranga is still confused on what happened... (arre abhi weekend par doubt clear kar lena tha na....aisi hi aaram se pada raha...bina reason ke phule hue muscles ko sanwar raha tha.) he told Dutta that BGs were saying something like Kala Kala (something something Kala kala) and dont know why but Nakku vahini said that her enemity is with me and hence take me with you ...Bhau I couldnot understand a thing (arre bhai, Dutta ko bhi samaj nahi aa raha ...tu use bhi confuse mat kar...kud dimaag,...tera role khatam...now shut up...) Ranga continues that he did not understand why Nakku Vahini told them that you (Dutta) can see???? He then brings out the Suryadrishti flowers( whew...finally) ..he said that Nakku Vahini gave it to him....and told him that with the help of these, Dutta will be able to see again...and that is why she had gone to jungle....
Mahadev gets all happy happy seeing the flower ...Dutta gets all mad...takes the flowers and crushes them in his hands (Loved the way he did that....he knows these flowers are his life line...the ones that would make him see again....but all he could think was these flowers were the reason Nakku was in danger....Ohhhhhhhh....plz plz plz ....Can I have him plzzzzzzzzz...CVs .... .. A GPL to you too)
Mahadev describe the hostages in the photographs and Dutta understand that it is his family....Mahadev tells him that it looks like these people have not eaten since days...they look weak...(awww Dutta all concerned and angry) Mahadev tells him that they look like they are in someone's bondage...(Frankly how did he get this idea I dont know...Because Kishore was almost leisurely leaning on a post cross legged...Baaji looked a bit bruised and weak...everybody else was sitting....no BG's pointing gun or anything...So Mahadev is truly antaryami)
Dutta understands and starts pacing a bit....He tells Mahadev that this is her sister....his sister has become the enemy of his family and held them prisoner,,,,He immediately gets back to action....... and catches hold of poor Ranga....'Ranga..tell me properly, how many people were there, how did they look..and what did they do to Nakku...' (arre bhai unhone kucch nahi kiya Nakku ko, teri Nakku ne hi dara diya sab ko...bechare ke chehre nahi dekhe na tune isliye tu itni fikar kar raha hai....chal not to worry ha not to worry) Ranga is still confused on what happened... (arre abhi weekend par doubt clear kar lena tha na....aisi hi aaram se pada raha...bina reason ke phule hue muscles ko sanwar raha tha.) he told Dutta that BGs were saying something like Kala Kala (something something Kala kala) and dont know why but Nakku vahini said that her enemity is with me and hence take me with you ...Bhau I couldnot understand a thing (arre bhai, Dutta ko bhi samaj nahi aa raha ...tu use bhi confuse mat kar...kud dimaag,...tera role khatam...now shut up...) Ranga continues that he did not understand why Nakku Vahini told them that you (Dutta) can see???? He then brings out the Suryadrishti flowers( whew...finally) ..he said that Nakku Vahini gave it to him....and told him that with the help of these, Dutta will be able to see again...and that is why she had gone to jungle....
Mahadev gets all happy happy seeing the flower ...Dutta gets all mad...takes the flowers and crushes them in his hands (Loved the way he did that....he knows these flowers are his life line...the ones that would make him see again....but all he could think was these flowers were the reason Nakku was in danger....Ohhhhhhhh....plz plz plz ....Can I have him plzzzzzzzzz...CVs .... .. A GPL to you too)
Dutta gets into his 'Dhokha-dhokha' mode.....He says aloud 'why did you do this Nakku, you promised that you would not go..Why did you break the promise...Why..why...WHY DID YOU DO THIS???' Mahadev sees his angish and puts his hands on his shoulder and so does Ranga...Mahadev tells Dutta that if she has broken the promise it is because of your love, your eyes..And Dutta who already knows this is on the verge of breaking down...Mahadev continues that Nakusha has done so much to bring this flowers to you (Owwww....you know What this guy does hearing this???, he puts the flowers on his head, as if bowing down before her love by putting her parting gift of ultimate love on his head....waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....a certain P...errrrr....Son... a GPL to you too..) Mahadev tells him that he wont let this hard work go in drain...he will prepare the medicine out of this and Dutta's eyes will be back (Oww...look at Dutta's expression at this moment, he is thirsting to avenge his family, he is worried Sick about Nakku, he is humbled by her sacrifice, he is helpless because of his handicap ......all in this one expression....owwwwwww.....What to say....brilliant ..absolutely brilliant....)
The scene is shifted to the new trio of LTL ...Chhichhuull aka ...Chhipkali (Hamari Pyaari Seemaji), Chudail (the ala grand Kalavati ji) and Ullu (what? do I really need to take his name)
They are sitting in an open place on a stage like thing which is made of sticks )and to me it looked like a pyre in making....sincerely it looked like a chita ready to jalao) and BGs are all surrounding them....Chhipkali asks in that nauseating voice of her 'Why are we standing here' ....(to throttle you for torturing us for so long, why cant you be just quiet...itne epi se nahi dikhi thi,,..Ms. India ban jati...or Mr. India ke saath invisible ho jaati....) ..Kala gives her a you-are-not-worth-a-second-glance wala glance and answers in her most reahearsed Sarcastic tone that they are waiting for Dutta and in his honour they are giving a grand party (and Chhipkali believes it...I mean woman, look around ...you are standing on a stick-made stage...near a small stream with dirty water flowing ...and it is scorching hot and you dont find a bird flying across for miles and you believe Kala when she says that she is giving a party for Dutta)....The BGs bring the whole family who had been hostage to the ground...(By the way Kala is sitting on a Sinhasan...a real ala grand gold plaited Sinhasan...where did she brought it from and how did she drag it in this jungle)
She tells AS' Namaskar Aai Saheb...now that you have come, your Dutta will be coming too'
Kishore all into philosophical mode...He says 'This is Kurukshetra and this (Kala and co. ) is Kaurava army..how will they hold up against Arjun........Suds is back with his shifty eyes and says 'O really' (yes O really...and tomorrow you will see just how really)....Baaji tells Kala that you better arrange for some dhol and nagadas because Bhau's Vijay yatra will begin from here...(annnnddddd I am happy and shapppy...tel lene jau you rumours and rumours felane wale loosers....Baaji ne bola na matlab final....) and then we have another Jeep coming and down utroing Nakku Vahini and Kala stood up from her seat (ise kehte hai izzat...Kitni bhi dushmani kyun na ho...your enemies have to stand up when you come....Nakku has proven her mettle today...she made the chair-hungry Kala get up from her chair to believe her eyes tha Nakusha has come in her jeep...) (the most funny thing was the whole PN clan turning back on cue...all five of them... together *picche mud*) Kala tells her 'Aao Nakusha Vahini' and Nakku comes and hugs AS...Kala all jealous and takes shelter of sarcasm and says that it looks like God is happy with me...what else can be more auspicious than you coming over here....The Kajrare Naino wala BG speaks up that when they had went to do courier servicing to Dutta they found Nakku and hence they brought her here.. (Jhoothe...Kutte,,,Kaminey....us waqt ka kodak moment yaad dilau jab Nakku told you that Dutta's eyesight is back....) ...Kala tells him Bravo!!! for the first time anyone in my army has done something intelligent (and I was like .....Kala knows her bunch of worthless cowards..... Ullu this is a direct taunt on you...why dont you drown yourself in that narrow dirty stream.)...
Kala tells them all that let Dutta come then I will light his pyre in front of everyone.....and Chhipkali suddenly gets the brahmgyan that there is no party taking place and shouts Dhoka!!!!...Kala tells her that you better not talk about Dhoka (hate to say this, but Kala, you are damn right!!!) ... Chhipkali tells kala that you promised...Kala tells her that people who believe on promises are fools....but you have helped me hence I will not kill you ...but today only that will happen which Kala wants
Kishore all into philosophical mode...He says 'This is Kurukshetra and this (Kala and co. ) is Kaurava army..how will they hold up against Arjun........Suds is back with his shifty eyes and says 'O really' (yes O really...and tomorrow you will see just how really)....Baaji tells Kala that you better arrange for some dhol and nagadas because Bhau's Vijay yatra will begin from here...(annnnddddd I am happy and shapppy...tel lene jau you rumours and rumours felane wale loosers....Baaji ne bola na matlab final....) and then we have another Jeep coming and down utroing Nakku Vahini and Kala stood up from her seat (ise kehte hai izzat...Kitni bhi dushmani kyun na ho...your enemies have to stand up when you come....Nakku has proven her mettle today...she made the chair-hungry Kala get up from her chair to believe her eyes tha Nakusha has come in her jeep...) (the most funny thing was the whole PN clan turning back on cue...all five of them... together *picche mud*) Kala tells her 'Aao Nakusha Vahini' and Nakku comes and hugs AS...Kala all jealous and takes shelter of sarcasm and says that it looks like God is happy with me...what else can be more auspicious than you coming over here....The Kajrare Naino wala BG speaks up that when they had went to do courier servicing to Dutta they found Nakku and hence they brought her here.. (Jhoothe...Kutte,,,Kaminey....us waqt ka kodak moment yaad dilau jab Nakku told you that Dutta's eyesight is back....) ...Kala tells him Bravo!!! for the first time anyone in my army has done something intelligent (and I was like .....Kala knows her bunch of worthless cowards..... Ullu this is a direct taunt on you...why dont you drown yourself in that narrow dirty stream.)...
Kala tells them all that let Dutta come then I will light his pyre in front of everyone.....and Chhipkali suddenly gets the brahmgyan that there is no party taking place and shouts Dhoka!!!!...Kala tells her that you better not talk about Dhoka (hate to say this, but Kala, you are damn right!!!) ... Chhipkali tells kala that you promised...Kala tells her that people who believe on promises are fools....but you have helped me hence I will not kill you ...but today only that will happen which Kala wants
Nakku speaks up that Kalawati, your fight is with me ....so kill me if you want but let Dutta and the family go.... Kala tells her that o! innocent one!! I dont hate you....I love you (haila....it is confirmed there is no hairy guy coming.....we have this hairy chudail stepping in the eternal love story....whew that gives me such a big relief) The hate is for the person whose Mangalsutra you wear....(Arrey...meri bholi Kala....woh tu hai...last mein tune hi to pehnaya tha Mangalsutra...why dont you kill yourself ..khamkha ainvei hum sab ko dauda rahi hai...) My enemity is with every person who loves Dutta...and I dont want to separate Dutta and Nakku...we know that how much they both love each other ...they will die together ...and go to heaven together... (wonderful Kala...we were saying the same thing...kill them both...and then we will resign ourselves to the eternal love story of Chuchhi (chudail and chhipkali))
Baaji says that your ego is so great that you can neither see your strength nor your weaness (and that is one profound statement, he not only said her weakness, but also her strength...her strength was Dutta...and that she is not able to see)....you wait and he will come!!!! and with him he will bring such a big storm with him that you wont be able to stand ....!!! (Fantastic....the way he said it, built up such a tempo... I can visualize D coming on his black horse, amidst a sand storm, tight, upright and brave as a knight....*sigh* you know na,,,,what I am going to say...Baaji....can I have him plzzzzzz...arre bhai abhi ke liye Baaji...Dutta is yet to come na)
Baaji says that your ego is so great that you can neither see your strength nor your weaness (and that is one profound statement, he not only said her weakness, but also her strength...her strength was Dutta...and that she is not able to see)....you wait and he will come!!!! and with him he will bring such a big storm with him that you wont be able to stand ....!!! (Fantastic....the way he said it, built up such a tempo... I can visualize D coming on his black horse, amidst a sand storm, tight, upright and brave as a knight....*sigh* you know na,,,,what I am going to say...Baaji....can I have him plzzzzzz...arre bhai abhi ke liye Baaji...Dutta is yet to come na)
In the jungle...we see Dutta lying on a cot....the pot with the hole with a thread dripping (like they have in Shiv mandirs) is put over Dutta's head..so the water inside the pot is dripping on Dutta's eyes....Mahadev is doing abhishekam of Shivling which they have put beside Dutta's bed....they are playing Jai Shiv Omkara dhun ( and it reminds me of the Jai Siya Ram Dhun they played during Anna's den episode...the raga is the same....the words and the deity have changed)...and Mahadev puts Suryadrishti flowers on top of shivlinga and then makes a paste out of them....Dutta gets restless....he gets up and says that he wants to go to Nakku....Mahadev tells him to lay back...Dutta says that he has to go...there is not enough time (oye..aise mat bol....mat jaa...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhume chhod ke mat jaaaa....wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)...Mahadev tells him that even blind, you are equivalent to 10 warriors but with eyes you will be equal to 100s....the place where kala has called you is 80 kms away ..Dutta says that that is why he doesnot have time.!!!...(owwww,,...his anguish, his frustration, how can he lie down calmly when his Nakku, his family is there in the clutches of danger) Mahadev persuades him to lie back and with total frustration and helplessness he does so......everybody starts praying as Mahadev applies medicine on his eyes...
There Kala is making preparation and putting bombs at several places across as the family watches on....Suds the ullu ke naam pe dhabba says that I will go to jungle as Dutta is now blind and he might now find his way so I will be his guide and so he goes towards the jungle (jab giddad ki maut aati hai to woh jungle ki taraf bhagta hai....ja ullu ja....tu waapis nahi aayega,...Huma tera kya hoga)
Kala gives her permission in her own sarcastic way (she must be thinking Jaan bachi to lakho paaye...Ja ke ullu jungle ko sidhaaye)
There Kala is making preparation and putting bombs at several places across as the family watches on....Suds the ullu ke naam pe dhabba says that I will go to jungle as Dutta is now blind and he might now find his way so I will be his guide and so he goes towards the jungle (jab giddad ki maut aati hai to woh jungle ki taraf bhagta hai....ja ullu ja....tu waapis nahi aayega,...Huma tera kya hoga)
Kala gives her permission in her own sarcastic way (she must be thinking Jaan bachi to lakho paaye...Ja ke ullu jungle ko sidhaaye)
Mahadev does a final prayer to Shivlinga and om tryambakam plays in the back grounds (God I love this shloka..)....he wakes up Dutta...(he went to sleep,,,Dutta how can you) .... he opens his bandaid from his eyes and tells him to open his eyes (oye!!! itni sunlight mein aankhen thodi kholte hai...ye to hume bhi pata hai....hamare Dutta ko permanent andha karna hai kya).,....Dutta opens his eyes and sees hazy images...he blinks and blinds again trying to see clearer...(and I am crying,,,,I so wanted him to see Nakku first.....CVssssssssssss... Can I kill you plzzzzzzzzzzz) And Mahadev hands him the photos and tells him these are your family photos (arre bhai saans to lene de usko...aise hi thuns diye photo uske haath mein)....Dutta blinks his eyes again and Lo!!! he sees the photo clearly (Annnnnnnnnd eye sight back..........me dhinchaking dhin dhin dhinchak.) (and look at Dutta, just look at him, he caresses the photo and his face has a smile and tears and his hankering, his happiness, his thankfulness, owwwwww.....Dutttaaaaaaaaaaa....yeh le ...rona nahi...a big hug to you...nakku hoti to deti na,,...chal koi ne...hum de dete hai...Chalo LTLians...time for group hug to hamara pyara rotu baccha...1.2.3....group hugoye!! mujhe hi dhakka de rahi ho....dhokebaaz sab ki sab)
Everyone is happy seeing that he can see and then Dutta realizes his family's position and Dutta bhau takes over....his face is determined.....he says' Dont be afraid Aai, I am coming...whoever is responsible for your this position, I will teach them a lesson'..he shouts ...'Kalaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (If Kala or Suds would have been there ...they would have felt the earth move beneath them, such was his conviction, such was the menace in his voice)
Everyone is happy seeing that he can see and then Dutta realizes his family's position and Dutta bhau takes over....his face is determined.....he says' Dont be afraid Aai, I am coming...whoever is responsible for your this position, I will teach them a lesson'..he shouts ...'Kalaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (If Kala or Suds would have been there ...they would have felt the earth move beneath them, such was his conviction, such was the menace in his voice)
Everyone tells him that they are with him, Dutta tells them no...he tells them that it is his fight and he doesnot want to put anyone's life in danger....Mahadev is deeply affronted and says that how can you say so...you told me i am your friend...how can you alienate me from you,...everybody pitches in and says that they all are with himm....
And we have our Arjun getting ready.......
Dutta is in black kurta *siti maroing* ...he puts two knives on his two cap sleeves, and Mahadev comes in with a sword and gifts it to him telling Dutta that a sword is always for the truth ...Dutta looks at him and tells him it is time to go (and kala teri vaat).....he walks out of the tent and I am just looking at him....(Yada yada hi Dharmasya ...is playing,....and I am totally in revved up mood.. Look at his eyes, it is like a man in deep meditation....like Arjun aiming for the bird's eye...seeing nothing else...) In fact his this mood rubs on Mahadev too and he is like a zombie following him....Everybody is totally pepped up and Dutta asks them is everyone ready!!!...and everyone says yes....Dutta comes near the horse and climbs it and they play the shankh in the back ground(and that is no body double, that is MR climbing with such ease).
Fab episode....inspite of my total down mood with such horrendous news...I could not remain repressed...had to rise with Dutta's confidence, had to bow down to Baaji's devotion...the two will be the death of me .....everyone else did a fab job too..Nakku, Kala, Suds, Mahadev and even Ranga.....For this CVs we are watching this show...you change either of them....and you dont know what viewer-power can do...It is far more effective than the flower-power on your show
Precap: In today's precap...Sudarshan gets angry and shouts Dutta's name by raising a gun towards the sky...Mahadev hits him..but Suds punch him which causes Mahadev to fall on the ground...Suds takes the gun and aims at Mahadev but Dutta stops him by his sword giving those killer looks to Suds making him all sweaty..... (credits as usual My Chulbul Bushy....)
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