AS, NS and Baaji in the morgue
No no ...chalo no crying...*wipes off her tears and rolls up her pants
sleeve*...Kyun??? Kyunki baadh aa gai hai na...isliye... baadh ko shuddh
hindi mein bole to flood...Dekha nahi...AS is again on a crying spreeAngry...accha hai Babi is not here with her...warna mujhe swimming classes lene padte....Tongue..
AS, Baaji, NS, and his men are in a morgue
with the inspector....AS catches hold of Baaji's collar and starts
crying, clinging to him..( abe ek hi to kurta hai uske paas..yeh
orange wala..yeh bhi phaad dalegi kya!!! Baaji bechara! .. itna bada boj
latak raha hai uske gale pe...aur kucch nahi kar sakta....Ouch) and
then the Inspector is telling them that they found a body totally
charred and hence he had to call them for identification of the body
...and he opens the face which is covered in white sheet and AS again
clings to Baaji ..Baaji is looking at the body being uncovered and he
draws the attention of AS (Aai saheb, mera gala pakadna chhodo and concentrate...!!!LOL)AS looks at the body and again goes back to clinging the poor guy...Ouch telling us all and reliving us ...that he is not Dutta...(To iske liye tune pura din laga diya...kal hi bol deti!!! kitna dimaag kharab ho gaya tha tujhe pata hai!!!Angry)
Nakku in the mandir
The wind is blowing, it is
night time and the bells are ringing swaying vigorously with the wind
and I almost expected Amitabhji to come before the idol and say in his
baritone voice 'Aaj Khush to bohot hoge tum'...Aka Deewar!!!LOL)...But alas ....ABji ki vaani ke jagah Baajiji ki Vahini aa gaiLOL
Nakku comes in running and the wind is blowing and the bells
are ringing like no tomorrow and she starts shouting 'Saab' ....she is
shouting where have you gone...I am searching for you since so long (this
was the first time I saw her shouting angry like this....the
desperation, the anger, the frenzy was quite evident in her voice....) She catches hold of a big bell over her head and stands there with its support half unconciousOuch....
Patilniwas
AS and Baaji return and Leela,
Kishore, Roops and Suds (oye!! tu hai...aur ye tere gaal pe kya
hua....Dutta ne thappad mara tha uska nishaan hai Tongue...Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
are
sitting in the living room...AS tells them that the dead body was not
Dutta's ..and everybody is relieved and Roops tells AS that dont worry
AS, nothing can happen to our Bhau and Vahini (accha!! you people remember that you have a vahini!!!Shocked and dont tell me your vahini is in a village so far that nobody it will be difficult to find Dutta bhau's wifeAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry)
Everybody
insists that AS should eat and everybody sits on the dining table but
no body is willing to eat...AS comments that Daal is good just a bit
spicy...to keep the morales up but ends up crying herselfOuch....(Oye!! Aai..na ro!! we understand re...Dutta ke bina hume bhi to nivala nahi utarta gale seOuchDuttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
Mai's house..
Aai ke baad MaiD'ohLOL...The
children are trying to get into the house through the window and wake
up the kumbhkaran ki mai....who is also sleeping soundly...(The children are really the saving face right now...)....they
are asking each other that who will bell the cat...and ultimately climb
in and the motu that is Baban falls down and Chendya tells him to get
up by your own....because is he supposed to get him up or Mai???LOL...they shake up Mai and she also wakes up like her kumbhkaran son, slapping someone....LOL and shouts at them..they tell her about Nakku that she has escaped and Mai gets up and runs out with them to find Nakku....
They reach the mandir where Nakku is sitting in the middle of the crowd
gathered around her clutching at the giant sized bell and Mai is really
sad (and me too...what have they made this whole show into...it is really going the Nakku way...mad, senseless and totally in a messOuch)
Everybody is complaining that she is sitting right in the middle
clutching the bell and murmuring 'Saab'..Mai gets all worried about this
and wonders who is saab??? Villagers are cursing her as inauspicious
and try snatching the bell from her....When a villager tries to force
away the bell from her, Mai gets all angry and gets between the crowd
and Nakku and warns them not to say anything to the girl and if somebody
says anything to her then it will be that person and Mai....(wonderful..I
liked Harsha's acting at this moment...and you really feel for Nakku
right now...she really has lost it....her vulnerabilty, her madness, her
hopelessness,,,,,I swear I could kill someone for making her like
this.AngryAngry.apart
from the whole actor controversies...it is Nakku's character and her
faith getting a beating...how could they do this to a woman having so
much faith in God...it is just not right!! CVs !this is not right!!!Ouch)
The Pandit tells that the puja has not being done (arre bhai,,,it is one bell..you have so many big bells ...take it and do Aarti...why do you want that particular bellAngryAngry)
Mai sits next to her and tells her that your Saab has gone out and that
is why he will be late....and Nakku tells her that why did he not tell
me...I will not talk to himCryCryCryCryCryCry...(Ohhhh!!! do they need to show this...Cry)
Mai tells her that your Saab has told me to keep you with me and he
will come...and Nakku gets all happy hearing this and clings to Mai and
goes with her...Ouch
Kala, Suds, and PN
Suds is sitting in some office in a chair (Oye!! ye Baaji ka chair haiAngryAngry...uth!! uth!! abhi uth!!AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry)....A BG comes and informs him that a woman wants to see you alone....and Suds is allShockedShockedShockedShocked (ab
ye kaunsa naya lafda aa gaya...now I have changed ways!!! am totally
and completely into Dostana since Leela has also thrown me out!! then
how come this woman has sprung outErmmLOL)
The BG leaves and a peach Burkha wali woman enters and closes the door and Suds is all (hai!!!! meri izzat lutne wali haiShocked...koi hai??? bachao!! bachao!! mein kisiko muh dekhane ke ke kaabil nahi rahunga...Mujhe Dutta ke liye chhod do!!! ..Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
He is like what are you doing and that woman
lifts her veil and it is.....ta -da...Kala!!! and Suds goes all white,
pale, yellow and God knows how many other coloursAngryAngryAngry...He
asks her whether she was seen by someone and Kala sits on the chair and
taunts him that you have not changed ..today also you have no courage (I loved what she said in Hindi...na tumhare andar Jaan hai, na gurda na jigarLOLLOL)...Suds
tells her that I dont have this hobby of showing my bravery like you
and if you are so brave then why did you come like this...why didnot you
come riding on a horse like Dutta, the way he brought me on the horse(ROFLROFLROFLROFLSuds has not forgotten his free ride on the HorseROFLROFLROFL!!!!LOL...(horse..Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
Kala is saying that he is remembering Dutta a
lot...and Dutta is the only person with whom I had enjoyed doing
friendship and enemity...I dedicated my life on destroying him, but he
escaped...now look how the kismet has played game on him...he
disappeared na??? Dutta disappeaing is not an issue but now NS has come
and I tried to control him but he is Dutta's guru in this matter...and
Suds tells her that it is the fact, in this business he is Dutta's guru (Oye!!
ullu !! Dutta Dutta hai,...dimaage mein ganth bandh le !! woh cheap
skate yanna rascala rajnikanta kucch bhi nahi hai uske saamneAngryAngryAngry)
Suds tells her that you go and disappear that
NS is not Dutta who will spare you ...learn to bow and Kala tells him
that I cannot do that...Suds tells her that why she came over
here...Kala tells him that to ask for help from you....ShockedShockedShockedShocked...(ek
hi to character tha!!!...jiska screw dhila nahi tha!!!...ekdum tightly
wounded tha...uska bhi assassination kar dala...screw hi nikaal diya!!
Kala begging for help from SudsROFLROFLROFLROFL)
Suds is denying and telling that because of you I betrayed my wife and now she is not willing to trust me (arre how did she willed to marry you in the first place is a mystery to me and you are talking about trustAngryLOL)
He says that NS has put his men all around and if they find out about you being here..nobody will trust me..
Kala tells him that Baaji is injured and Dutta's seat is empty (AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry do you need to remind us of that AngryOuch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
AngryKala
says for this last time you support me...we can handle NS and this time
the partnership will be of 50%....and Suds is still denying when Baaji
comes calling Sudarshan!! Suds again goes pale (tera hemoglobin check karavan padega....baar baar pale ho jata hai!! sidha mar kyun nahi jaataAngry!!!)
Kala covers up her face and Baaji is behind her!!!
Precap: Baaji asks Suds who is this
woman,,,,Suds tells her that she has come to meet bhau and is asking for
money..I have told her that bhau is not there...and Baaji tells him
that What if Bhau is not here...nobody will go from this house empty
handed...and takes out some money to give to Kala!! (Allah ke naam pe do paisa de do Kala ko Baaji ROFLROFLROFLROFLThe precap made it all worth itROFLROFLROFLROFL)
No no ...chalo no crying...*wipes off her tears and rolls up her pants
sleeve*...Kyun??? Kyunki baadh aa gai hai na...isliye... baadh ko shuddh
hindi mein bole to flood...Dekha nahi...AS is again on a crying spreeAngry...accha hai Babi is not here with her...warna mujhe swimming classes lene padte....Tongue..
AS, Baaji, NS, and his men are in a morgue
with the inspector....AS catches hold of Baaji's collar and starts
crying, clinging to him..( abe ek hi to kurta hai uske paas..yeh
orange wala..yeh bhi phaad dalegi kya!!! Baaji bechara! .. itna bada boj
latak raha hai uske gale pe...aur kucch nahi kar sakta....Ouch) and
then the Inspector is telling them that they found a body totally
charred and hence he had to call them for identification of the body
...and he opens the face which is covered in white sheet and AS again
clings to Baaji ..Baaji is looking at the body being uncovered and he
draws the attention of AS (Aai saheb, mera gala pakadna chhodo and concentrate...!!!LOL)AS looks at the body and again goes back to clinging the poor guy...Ouch telling us all and reliving us ...that he is not Dutta...(To iske liye tune pura din laga diya...kal hi bol deti!!! kitna dimaag kharab ho gaya tha tujhe pata hai!!!Angry)
Nakku in the mandir
The wind is blowing, it is
night time and the bells are ringing swaying vigorously with the wind
and I almost expected Amitabhji to come before the idol and say in his
baritone voice 'Aaj Khush to bohot hoge tum'...Aka Deewar!!!LOL)...But alas ....ABji ki vaani ke jagah Baajiji ki Vahini aa gaiLOL
Nakku comes in running and the wind is blowing and the bells
are ringing like no tomorrow and she starts shouting 'Saab' ....she is
shouting where have you gone...I am searching for you since so long (this
was the first time I saw her shouting angry like this....the
desperation, the anger, the frenzy was quite evident in her voice....) She catches hold of a big bell over her head and stands there with its support half unconciousOuch....
Patilniwas
AS and Baaji return and Leela,
Kishore, Roops and Suds (oye!! tu hai...aur ye tere gaal pe kya
hua....Dutta ne thappad mara tha uska nishaan hai Tongue...Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
are
sitting in the living room...AS tells them that the dead body was not
Dutta's ..and everybody is relieved and Roops tells AS that dont worry
AS, nothing can happen to our Bhau and Vahini (accha!! you people remember that you have a vahini!!!Shocked and dont tell me your vahini is in a village so far that nobody it will be difficult to find Dutta bhau's wifeAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry)
Everybody
insists that AS should eat and everybody sits on the dining table but
no body is willing to eat...AS comments that Daal is good just a bit
spicy...to keep the morales up but ends up crying herselfOuch....(Oye!! Aai..na ro!! we understand re...Dutta ke bina hume bhi to nivala nahi utarta gale seOuchDuttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
Mai's house..
Aai ke baad MaiD'ohLOL...The
children are trying to get into the house through the window and wake
up the kumbhkaran ki mai....who is also sleeping soundly...(The children are really the saving face right now...)....they
are asking each other that who will bell the cat...and ultimately climb
in and the motu that is Baban falls down and Chendya tells him to get
up by your own....because is he supposed to get him up or Mai???LOL...they shake up Mai and she also wakes up like her kumbhkaran son, slapping someone....LOL and shouts at them..they tell her about Nakku that she has escaped and Mai gets up and runs out with them to find Nakku....
They reach the mandir where Nakku is sitting in the middle of the crowd
gathered around her clutching at the giant sized bell and Mai is really
sad (and me too...what have they made this whole show into...it is really going the Nakku way...mad, senseless and totally in a messOuch)
Everybody is complaining that she is sitting right in the middle
clutching the bell and murmuring 'Saab'..Mai gets all worried about this
and wonders who is saab??? Villagers are cursing her as inauspicious
and try snatching the bell from her....When a villager tries to force
away the bell from her, Mai gets all angry and gets between the crowd
and Nakku and warns them not to say anything to the girl and if somebody
says anything to her then it will be that person and Mai....(wonderful..I
liked Harsha's acting at this moment...and you really feel for Nakku
right now...she really has lost it....her vulnerabilty, her madness, her
hopelessness,,,,,I swear I could kill someone for making her like
this.AngryAngry.apart
from the whole actor controversies...it is Nakku's character and her
faith getting a beating...how could they do this to a woman having so
much faith in God...it is just not right!! CVs !this is not right!!!Ouch)
The Pandit tells that the puja has not being done (arre bhai,,,it is one bell..you have so many big bells ...take it and do Aarti...why do you want that particular bellAngryAngry)
Mai sits next to her and tells her that your Saab has gone out and that
is why he will be late....and Nakku tells her that why did he not tell
me...I will not talk to himCryCryCryCryCryCry...(Ohhhh!!! do they need to show this...Cry)
Mai tells her that your Saab has told me to keep you with me and he
will come...and Nakku gets all happy hearing this and clings to Mai and
goes with her...Ouch
Kala, Suds, and PN
Suds is sitting in some office in a chair (Oye!! ye Baaji ka chair haiAngryAngry...uth!! uth!! abhi uth!!AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry)....A BG comes and informs him that a woman wants to see you alone....and Suds is allShockedShockedShockedShocked (ab
ye kaunsa naya lafda aa gaya...now I have changed ways!!! am totally
and completely into Dostana since Leela has also thrown me out!! then
how come this woman has sprung outErmmLOL)
The BG leaves and a peach Burkha wali woman enters and closes the door and Suds is all (hai!!!! meri izzat lutne wali haiShocked...koi hai??? bachao!! bachao!! mein kisiko muh dekhane ke ke kaabil nahi rahunga...Mujhe Dutta ke liye chhod do!!! ..Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
He is like what are you doing and that woman
lifts her veil and it is.....ta -da...Kala!!! and Suds goes all white,
pale, yellow and God knows how many other coloursAngryAngryAngry...He
asks her whether she was seen by someone and Kala sits on the chair and
taunts him that you have not changed ..today also you have no courage (I loved what she said in Hindi...na tumhare andar Jaan hai, na gurda na jigarLOLLOL)...Suds
tells her that I dont have this hobby of showing my bravery like you
and if you are so brave then why did you come like this...why didnot you
come riding on a horse like Dutta, the way he brought me on the horse(ROFLROFLROFLROFLSuds has not forgotten his free ride on the HorseROFLROFLROFL!!!!LOL...(horse..Shocked...Ermm...Stern Smile...Ouch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
Kala is saying that he is remembering Dutta a
lot...and Dutta is the only person with whom I had enjoyed doing
friendship and enemity...I dedicated my life on destroying him, but he
escaped...now look how the kismet has played game on him...he
disappeared na??? Dutta disappeaing is not an issue but now NS has come
and I tried to control him but he is Dutta's guru in this matter...and
Suds tells her that it is the fact, in this business he is Dutta's guru (Oye!!
ullu !! Dutta Dutta hai,...dimaage mein ganth bandh le !! woh cheap
skate yanna rascala rajnikanta kucch bhi nahi hai uske saamneAngryAngryAngry)
Suds tells her that you go and disappear that
NS is not Dutta who will spare you ...learn to bow and Kala tells him
that I cannot do that...Suds tells her that why she came over
here...Kala tells him that to ask for help from you....ShockedShockedShockedShocked...(ek
hi to character tha!!!...jiska screw dhila nahi tha!!!...ekdum tightly
wounded tha...uska bhi assassination kar dala...screw hi nikaal diya!!
Kala begging for help from SudsROFLROFLROFLROFL)
Suds is denying and telling that because of you I betrayed my wife and now she is not willing to trust me (arre how did she willed to marry you in the first place is a mystery to me and you are talking about trustAngryLOL)
He says that NS has put his men all around and if they find out about you being here..nobody will trust me..
Kala tells him that Baaji is injured and Dutta's seat is empty (AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry do you need to remind us of that AngryOuch.Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! CryCry Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Cry)
AngryKala
says for this last time you support me...we can handle NS and this time
the partnership will be of 50%....and Suds is still denying when Baaji
comes calling Sudarshan!! Suds again goes pale (tera hemoglobin check karavan padega....baar baar pale ho jata hai!! sidha mar kyun nahi jaataAngry!!!)
Kala covers up her face and Baaji is behind her!!!
Precap: Baaji asks Suds who is this
woman,,,,Suds tells her that she has come to meet bhau and is asking for
money..I have told her that bhau is not there...and Baaji tells him
that What if Bhau is not here...nobody will go from this house empty
handed...and takes out some money to give to Kala!! (Allah ke naam pe do paisa de do Kala ko Baaji ROFLROFLROFLROFLThe precap made it all worth itROFLROFLROFLROFL)
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