Laagi Tujhse Lagan 29th March 2011 Written Update

Nakku roaming around the jungle like a mad woman shouting for her Saab, she is almost delirious and her Mangalsutra gets stuck in some tree as she runs from tree to tree....(Gosh this is torture, CVs ,,,,you did not even let her take a breath ...she just got back from running marathon to Sriramnagar to that mandir and then to the jungle and then to the village and then up the hill to be taken away to Lalkhadi and to PN and now this....Shocked...) She is talking to herself that Saab you made a promise to AS that you will return in two hours ...you cannot break that promise....AS considers me to be your Shield,,,how will I answer her...She runs across the jungle and slips and rolls down the hill and into the water (Kudos to youAngry, if you had a penchant for pathos and sad endings you should have made this an ideal end...Nakku drowned, Dutta gagged and kidnappedDead)

Baaji looking all worried and AS asks him what is the matter, and when Baaji hesitates she tells him that she knows that as Dutta has come back, you are back to work but now you need to rest and let him rest too...Dutta and Nakku need rest (that is what we are telling you, idiots!!! they need rest not separation!!! arrrgghhhhh!!! what does it take to make this dear people listen,,..should we try ideas aka Bhagat...????Ermm) She sees Baaji all pareshan and asks him that what is wrong..Baaji tells her that Bhau sat in a van and went off, Nakku ran behind him, but Bhau just went away (heinShocked that is the story they got...Dutta drove away!!! kya ghatiya BGs hai re tere Baaji, koi van ki pichli seat mein let ke drive karke jaa sakta hai...dimaag ki jagah pe kya samosa daala hua hai in petuo ne...emergency lunchAngry )
AS starts torturing Bappa and tells him that now I dont have any strength to bear anymore of this (ditto!!! we also dontOuch....do you think we are made of teflon....Angry...maaro, pito, khincho, jalao kuchh asar hi nahi hum parAngry) ....AS as usual buries her head in the sand like ostrich and says that nothing must have happened, they must have gone out....Baaji says that I am trying ot contact Dutta he is not picking the phone...AS says that Dutta is not a dhoodh pita bacha who can be taken by anyone, anywhere in front of whole Patil wadi (and I was ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL...Ejjactly this is what we have been telling you people, that is Dutta a six month old child who would be stuffed inside the van in front of his Patil wadians???)....For the first time I want to hug and give AS a big sloppy kisss...tu boli to kya boli!!!!! even your eternal pendulum realize that and you dontAngry)
AS remembers Kala's parting ominious words and asks Baaji about her whereabouts, Baaji tells her that we have kept tabs on her and she is in a real bad state in Patil wadi and no body is helping her out...(haiConfused ek din mein bad state mein aa gayi the gorgeous, classy Kala????LOL)
AS again wonders and then remembers NS (ofcourse, Purohit nahi to NS...get a life woman!!!!Angry)
AS tells Baaji that Dutta might have gone to meet him...and Baaji whose brains have acquired rust after sitting in the PN store room suddenly gets the brainwave and tries contacting NS...
NS is sitting in a hawan in a mandir (and he looks fairer...oye!!! where is the soot???? ek hi din mein tera FR ho gaya...Nakku bechari ko 11 months lage the...and you in one day...kaunsi cream lagai???Tongue)
One of his man who seems to have lices in his moustache comes with his mobile and gives it to him telling him that Baaji rao is calling and NS is suddenly angry (atleast that is what they wanted to portray...to me it looked like he suddenly had this urge to go to the bathroom and pandit had refused him to leave puja and keep seatedROFLROFLROFL) he refuses to take the phoneAngry and he man conveys it to Baaji that he is in Puja....
Kishore, Roops and Leela come where AS an Baaji are and Baaji tells them that Bhau and nakku have disappeared....Kishore tells them that it is Kala's work....Kishore tells them that nakku might have taken Dutta to her Aai and Baba (hai??? Patil wadi se sidhe Sagar Kutir ...Halwa hai kya ROFLROFLROFLROFL)
Baaji tries calling Babi and Ganpat...
They show NS in his house which is horribly lacking in lights department....(electricity bachao abhiyaan...abe kallu raat ko niklega to tere BGs tujhe hi darr ke maar shoot na karde!! thodi to aur lights jalaROFLROFL) Smugglers are gathered there and he does his namaskar (he looks high on drugsDead)...
My favourite Smuggler ...arre woh Vilaas rao re...jisne Kala ki izzat se beizzti ki thi and Suds ka to dahiwada hi kar dala tha...says that if Bhau had been here, it would have been better (Lo!!! ek aur Dutta fan...!!! Chal bhai, line mein aa....oye!! dhakka na maar!!!Angry) NS says that he needs to spend sometime with his family (why is he sitting like he has had a paralytic attack!!!Dead)
Baaji gets off the phone from Sethji confirming that Nakku is not with them...
Baaji tells AS that something is wrong....AS tells him to again contact NS...
Baaji calls NS and gives the phone to AS (kyun re ..tu khud baat kar le!! ye dono bhatakti aatmao ki LS shuru karwane ki kyun padi hai re tujheAngry)

AS tells him that I need help...she tells him the whole thing and NS gives horrible expressions of getting shocked...he tells her not to worry...Dutta's enemy, my enemy...he tells her to keep the phone on and shouts on the smugglers...he shouts on them (Now he looks like Dutta's guruTongue) and asks each one of them individually for Dutta...but everybody answers in negative..he tells AS there is not mistake on our side (mistake??? mistake ki baat kaha hai re kallu....Dutta gets stuffed in a van by mistake??Angry )....AS puts the phone and tells Baaji that NS doesnot know anything and cries....(chalo bhai ....lao phir se... glycerine ka stock kaha rakh diya tha???....usko handy rakho re!!!)
Here NS dhamkofies all smugglers that you know what Dutta means to me...go and find him ...they start leaving and try to touch his feet while leaving and he shouts at them again and tells them to do work first and then this ...he actually shoos them away like random fleasLOL
After everybody goes, a man comes to inform NS that she is waiting for you since long, and NS gets a lewd smile on his smile and tells the man to send her over...and tada!! enter Kala...fresh as a daisyTongue....(Ye le Baaji...she is in a bad state!!! Ouch...and wonderwoman that she is ....AS did not know NS till friday...and Kala has all the plans and ideas and notes exchanged with himDead)

Precap: Kala shouting as NS offers her money, that she wants Patil wadi, he tells her that this time it had better not be her who has harmed Dutta (there might be mistake in this one as my video had only half the precap)

Am not rating the epi because of obvious reasons!!! But really cheered for AS today in the first half...her lines actually matched our thoughts to a T...the new guys is just blaaaahhhhhh....looks like he is on some drugsDead....
Read it at your own riskLOL